elTee Posted January 23, 2002 Author Share Posted January 23, 2002 We've all overlooked Murray, from CMI. he has some great lines. Whats the one where Guybrush goes to the Voodoo ladies swamp and Murray is on the arch above the path? he says he got there using his demonic powers, but it transpires the 'creepy voodoo kids' threw him up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Murray: ...and i shall stride through the gates of Hell with your head upon a spike!! Guybrush: Stride? Murray: alright then "roll"! Roll through the gates of Hell - must you take the fun out of everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooJaka14m Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 I can't believe I forgot this one! Meathook: You just don't know when to stop do you! Guybrush: Obviously nor did your barber! Ha-ha-ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodilic Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 How can you walk around without a brain has to be Murray's best line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 Hehe yeah! How can you see without eyeballs? How can you walk around without a brain? Some thing's we just can't answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telarium Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 In DOTT with Laverne, whenever you try to use the scalpel on something... "I can't. My therapist and I have an agreement." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorbie Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 Another good Murray quote: "Oh, sure... I know a lot about curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a pike in the middle of a swamp!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooJaka14m Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 I can't remember the exact quote but it's from CMI and it's when Guybrush is talking to Haggis just after they've mutinied and Guybrush turns round and says something about getting an A+ for an essay which might just get you into the college of your choice. Unfortunalty I can't remember the quote. Can anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted January 24, 2002 Author Share Posted January 24, 2002 Going back to LemonHeads quote about rolling through the gates of hell... Why in EMI do the refer to hell as heck? 'Heckfire' etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flirbnic Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 "Don't eat the hand lotion." - Haggis (Looking at the treasure chest in Elaine's room in MI2): "It's impolite to stare at a woman's chest." (Looking at the bust in Elaine's room): "I heard some guys talking about Elaine's bust... this must be it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 Originally posted by LucasTones Going back to LemonHeads quote about rolling through the gates of hell... Why in EMI do the refer to hell as heck? 'Heckfire' etc? It's just meant to be a jab at kiddie entertainment (cartoons, comics (not Judge Dredd type comics)and so forth). It's not an actual LEC lame-ism, if my memory serves me well EMI has "crap" and "bastard" (can't believe you can't say bastard in these damn forums) in it. Just one of those quirky things i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Guybrush also says "How can I get off this $#%^ing island". It's bleeped out though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted January 25, 2002 Author Share Posted January 25, 2002 It could have been a jab at kiddy entertainment I suppose... but it really sounds stupid. We deserve better than to be treated like a saturday morning cartoon viewer. I don't remember the b astard and the crap, but I belive it if you say it is so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darnn Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 It went something like this: Haggis: ...and don't 'ye be gettin' any ideas 'bout stealin' it! We're sure to be needin' it. Ya see... ...carpentry in this tropical climate can and will prematurely age yer skin! 'Tis but one of the many hardships a pirate must face daily during this barbarous age. Aye! And if we pirates didn't carry hand lotion aboard all our ships, we'd probably die from the chafing. Guybrush: Wow! If I were doing a history report on pirates and I included that fact I'd get an A+. We're talkin' GUARANTEED A+. And that A+ just might get you into the college of your choice. Think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooJaka14m Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Heh-heh-heh. Oh yeah, that's the one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorbie Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Oi! I can't believe I forgot my favorite quote! The bleeped Guybrush quote reminded me of it. It's in Sam & Max when they're talking to the foul-mouthed tool-bending gypsy guy in the revolving restauarant atop the Biggest Ball o' Twine in the World... Sam: Percent sign, ampersand, dollar sign! Max: Colon and semi-colon, too! Tool-bending gypsy guy: What are you f<bleep>ing doing? Sam: Swearing in long-hand, asterisk mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navhead Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Heh, you're all cracking me up. gorbie especially with that last one, my throat hurts. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trapezoid Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 How about "You can't beat a Corley"? It's just a slogan on a license plate but it's just dripping with irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Head Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 Originally posted by Trapezoid How about "You can't beat a Corley"? Now THAT is a pure classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted January 26, 2002 Author Share Posted January 26, 2002 Its hilarious! (If in a little bad taste) I do love that one though. The Sam n Max one as well, brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinity Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 I'm going to say all the jokes they put in the end credits. "The team would like to thank the following cats ... Tim would like to thank no cats and does not approve of cat ownership" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted January 28, 2002 Author Share Posted January 28, 2002 At the time the one that made me laugh the most was in the Secret of Monkey Island. Stan has just sold the ship to Guybrush, and starts making out like he hasn't ripped him off: Stan "No, I've changed my mind. You can't have it. I'm too attached to it." (The Mast snaps) Stan "Oh well, a deals a deal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted January 30, 2002 Author Share Posted January 30, 2002 Nothin to say, just bringin the post back to the top of the page so you can all admire my quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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