JR2000Z Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Don't look now, but the British are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 hahahhaha that is hilarious :D hahahhahah oh man...... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Fools. If I were in command of our forces, that'd never happen. But there are many reasons why that should never happen, Well, one thing would lead to another and before you know it: "Hail Deac, Supreme Emperor Muad'dib Leader of Earth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 This is old stuff. I saw it yesterday in the morning News... Someone recorded the whole seen, It was hilarious seeing them getting out of there in half of a millisecond flash. Post It Note: "Smiley of the week" has not changed because this will probably the only post I'll make this week...phone bills.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 I read that in the Monday paper. It would've been funnier if someone had planted a flag. <small>Getting a little too earnest in that whole "International War on Terrorism" thing, huh?</small> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 I dunno, the invasion of Diepe was a pretty bad idea...<i>yeah Canada, you can take the Wehrmacht on single handed and liberate France all by yourself</i> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasiliskJC Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Wow, that sounds like something I would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Too hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Ahhh,.. they backed down too quickly. They should have tried to save face and continued like that was exactly what they meant to do. I mean,.. how much resistance would they have met from a bunch of Spanish fishermen! This could have been the starting point for the second British World Empire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Originally posted by edlib This could have been the starting point for the second British World Empire! aaaaaaaaah ha hahaahahahhaahhaahahah ha hahahahahahahaha haha hee hee hee heh heh hee heh heh heh riiiiiiiiight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 It wouldn't work. If we did conquer the world people would expect tea and fish and chip shops. So, when they didn't get them, they'd be annoyed. We just don't eat fish and chips and drink tea all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tek Gunner Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 I'm sure NOBODY would want to eat British food. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 We had "British Food Night" at the diner on campus once. It was like a party in my mouth and everyone was throwing up. (Futurama reference ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted February 22, 2002 Author Share Posted February 22, 2002 Originally posted by Tek Gunner I'm sure NOBODY would want to eat British food. Ever. That expains the Boston Tea Party. Best party ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 That's true. There's not a lot of "Brittish" food still left, it's just merged with other food types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 This just proves how inept the brits are. They use GPS and still manage to invade the wrong beach. At least this was only an excercise and not a crisis then the brits would be in real trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasiliskJC Posted February 24, 2002 Share Posted February 24, 2002 Yes sir, how true it tis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted February 24, 2002 Author Share Posted February 24, 2002 Originally posted by Nute Gunray I dunno, the invasion of Diepe was a pretty bad idea...<i>yeah Canada, you can take the Wehrmacht on single handed and liberate France all by yourself</i> Let's not forget the many failed attempts to invade Russia. Even Napoleopn didn't know that Russia was that cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 24, 2002 Share Posted February 24, 2002 But in EVERY invasion of Russia, the Russian population was decimated, the Russians pushed to within a few miles of defeat, and the only reason Russia survived was an error on the part of the invader. Dieppe...the Canadians didn't even make it the whole way onto the beach before they were wiped out. Observe: http://users.pandora.be/dave.depickere/Text/dieppe.html Please note that the British and Canadians suck at the invading. Also note that there was a tiny amount (50) of Americans that appear to have all survived. Lessons learned at Dieppe included "use less Canadians" and "use more Americans." The next such invasion was called "Overlord" and we all know how THAT went down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeC Posted February 24, 2002 Share Posted February 24, 2002 Oh man, this is just too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted February 24, 2002 Share Posted February 24, 2002 I really have to wonder how the brits were able to get so many colonies around the world. It is easy to see how they lost them though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted February 24, 2002 Share Posted February 24, 2002 Nute, the americans have more records of sucking at war or invading or anything military then the British or Canadians, ever heard of Vietnam (That was really the worst military startegy ever), Cuba (the "Baie des Cochons", that was some crappy operation from special seal team forces...), Somalia or Pearl Harbor Yeah it's easy to talk about an other country's defeat but I'm sure you'd never talk about Canada's victories such as: The Liberation of Belgium by Canada or The Battle of the Scheldt Both article taken from the same site you used... BTW, One of the most important Hockey games in History is going on and I can't see it because TV here SUCKS! I'm so mad... The only thin I can do is check the scores on the net... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 24, 2002 Share Posted February 24, 2002 Uh...we didn't...fail to invade in those Vietnam: we WON, but failed to win. They're still trying to figure that out. We killed more of them. Cuba: which time? We once OWNED Cuba after taking control of the island after invading. The Bay of Pigs wasn't an American operation. Somalia: we landed, took Mogadishu (for the most part), and withdrew because it was pointless, not because we were forced off the beach by valiant Somali defenders. Pearl Harbor: we got ATTACKED, not failed to invade properly. Even in our poorly done operations we suceeded more than the Dieppe fiasco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted February 24, 2002 Share Posted February 24, 2002 Yeah yeah, yadda yadda, giberish giderish. Pearl Harbor counts because I mentioned: "anything military", read. but Yeah yeah, yadda yadda, giberish giderish. I don't care for anything right now but the Olympic Hockey game final that just finished with Canada crushing the US 5-2. You just don't mess with the hockey pros... 5-2 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 the ameraicans ahve a hard time figureing out the correct objective when they go to war. Vietnam was a political disaster, and we did free kuwait in Persian gulf, but we never got rid of the problem. Now we got the afgan thing, and were are now finally forced to clean one of our messes up. But in no way were thsoe failed operations. the objectives were met and taken. even if those were the wrong objectives. and we never invaded norawy during D-day.. imagine if that happened. *shakes head* Oh, and btw, the brit's got those colonies so they could get better food. What they took control of, was caused by thier stomachs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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