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1. A functioning toilet.

 

<----- 2. Three bags of his premium weed. :D

 

3. A stuffed and mounted wookie head.

 

4. An embalmed Yaddle in a chest in his basement.

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A stuffed "Kermit the Frog" doll, autographed by Jim Henson

 

A copy of "Apollo 13" on videocassette

 

A Vinyl copy of "Dark Side of the Moon"

 

A pair of Thong Underware

 

:max:

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Tnx Wacky Baccy, next round of mead is on me!

 

a bag of steroids

 

a couple of female wookie prostitutes

 

little green men from outer space....err...oops

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A magic book on (How to Levetate in 5 Easy Steps:D)

A pack of smokes (Boba Rhett's Yoda Has some:D )

Old Dead Jedi bodies in his basement:D

The skull of Qui-Gon:D

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A Hunting gallery:D

500 children:D

499 wives:D

1 husband:D

E.T. Movie:p

A language book called "How to Mumble"

A Book called "Dancing for Dummies"

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Anger management book for beginners

 

A secret passageway behind a closet leading to John Malkovich his head.

 

Picture's of princess Leia in Jabba the Hutt outfit.

 

Lubricant

 

hhee

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A 12-pack of Ensure.

 

A mounted Tauntaun head. (Jabba had one, why can't Yoda?)

 

The scalps and lightsabers of every Sith and Rogue Jedi who's ever faced him.

 

A map of the Dagobah-Tatooine express hyperlane.

 

A crystal ball.

 

A gift from Mace Windu: the lightsaber that says "Bad Motherf*****" on the side.

 

A blaster rifle and uniform from his time in the Army.

 

A copy of "How to Disappear When You Die" that he forgot to give to Qui-Gon.

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