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Empire Strikes Back... the family Meal?!?


RoyalGuard

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After a drunk Starwars orientated conversation with a few friends last night (Starwars normally turns up somewhere between the conversation topics of football and religion) I remembered something really odd about ESB. Right after Lando turns Han, Leia et al. in, Vader says "won't you join us" or something similar. This of course begs the questions WHAT DID THEY EAT? What were the topics of conversation? Did Boba Fett join in or did he skulk in the corner? How could Vader not sense Leia's strength in the force? Did Han get tortured for ignoring etiquette and manners (we all just assume he was tortured to lure skywalker in)? Does Chewie eat with his mouth open?

 

I'd be interested to hear your opinions/ideas on the matter.

 

(apologies to those who've been down this road before).

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Not sure what really went on once those doors shut... It would have been interesting to find out though. I have to say this is one of the best scenes of the original trilogy though!

 

Who knows, they could've played scrabble for all we know... Then Vader turns to Han, "...Now, about blasting me from behind at the Battle of Yavin..."

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No, there were plates on the table, and Vader had something on his plate. Hmm....dinner topics:

 

I bet Vader kept asking Han about his lifestyle, you know, subconscious parenting.

 

Maybe Lando tried striking up some cheesy nostalgic conversation, but got smacked in the back of the head by Fett.

 

Maybe Leia did a table dance. (Hey, it could happen!)

 

Maybe Fett and Vader discussed money, just for show, each trying to bargain down to the lowest amount for each of them.

 

Maybe it was like in Pulp Fiction, and Lando was the Gimp. First Chewie, then Han, and finally Leia takes turns with Vader & Fett.

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