Guest Imladil Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 So, you think you can race me through the canyons of Kile II, monkey boy? Hah? Think you can lick my stats, or are you just TIE fodder? Okay, rogues...time for a contest. Let's do a little time attack on the Imperial enclave. The mission is simple: complete the objective for Kile II in the shortest time you can, then post your time here. The best time within 48 hours of this posting will earn the coveted 'Imladil's Padawan' title as well as my recipe for thirty-dollar steak. No cheating. That's where the rogues' honor comes in. I'll be using my , and I suggest you do the same... RACE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Monkey Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 My time is 3:42. Eat my dust, offlanders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 3:28. I 0\/\//\/5 j00!!!!!!!!11111111 p.s. this should really have gone in the pilot proving grounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Naw...this is an informal contest. Beer allowed in the cockpit, casual dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Grrrr...this not being able to edit my post bugs! That last post was mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 And now i wished i installed Rogue squadron and played it more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 What does 3 plus 2 plus 0 equal? Dust, boyos...dust. *(Has a casual beer in his cockpit as he leaves behind the smoking ruins of the Kile II sensor array, before even the initial alert transmissions can reach any TIEs that might be in position to intercept him before he breaks hyperpoint.)* Looks like I get the thirty-dollar steak all to myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 HOLY... AH!... It's! He's! It's! *points!!!!* it's! ah! you're back! He's back! Imladil where hell have u been!!!!!!! *nails Imladil's feet to the floor* (I was "Corran Horn" if u don't remember ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 you know .... i hate Y-wing missions.... i hate the fighters. give me an x-wing or an a-wing... but not a y-wing. BTW... i got my very first gold medal ... today.... WOOOHOOOO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Leader Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 2:48! You guys must go too slow. I'M NOT LYING!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 what version did u use, 64 or pc? i could probably slam the scores in n64...but i don't feel like taking it out again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 I'm too lazy to compete right now I'll post later...I'll prolly suck tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 New time! 3:02. I'm using the N64 version. C'mon, guys...you aren't gonna leave me as my own padawan, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Correction! It appears that Blue Leader is now...well, leading. (Of course I remember you, Car Horn.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 question..... what is the target.,.... i usualy destroy everything..... but what is the exact targets...?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 spaceport, garrison, and sensor arrays. in the spaceport u must destroy every building including turbolasers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Leader Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 I used PC version with no codes or cheats. I did use A-wing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 You have to destroy everything in the sites Rogue15 named except for the long flat buildings, which can be ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imladil Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 Time's up! Race is over... Blue Leader is officially my padawan. The padawan's responsibilities include making coffee, doing the dishes, straightening up the living room and, on occasion, yardwork. ... The steak recipe? Here ya go: STEAK CORUSCANT First, buy a tenderloin and trim the steaks yourself. When cutting, cut against the grain of the meat, into filets about four inches thick. Any thicker, and your steak will be burned on the outside long before it cooks in the middle--which would be okay for some. Next, lay the steaks in a shallow pan and sprinkle them with freshly ground black pepper. If you don't have a pepper grinder, it's worth the effort of buying whole black peppercorns and cracking them between two plates; table pepper is the dead last option. Let sit a half an hour. Start up the grill. This is an outside recipe. Make a marinade of worcestershire sauce, red wine vinegar (not much), fresh garlic and a pinch of instant coffee.* Drizzle just enough over your steaks to dampen them, but not cover, and let sit another half hour. Broil the steaks. Don't burn them, though! When I barbecue outside, I throw in a couple sticks of real wood just as I put on the meat, then slam the cover on them and smoke 'em...but this isn't necessary. To top the steaks, slice up some mushrooms, then throw them in a hot pan with olive oil and more garlic, maybe whatever fresh herbs you have onhand, and a pinch of sugar.* When the mushrooms are cooked just enough that they aren't stiff, throw in a shot of cognac and STAND BACK--the alcohol will burn off, but pretty flames are the result. To finish, throw in a pat of whole butter, and let it melt in; you should have a creamy mushroom sauce. Go get the steaks, which are probably burned if you got into the cognac yourself beforehand, and serve the mushrooms on top. What could be easier? Bon appetit! *Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Leader Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 THANKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 Y'know Blue Leader...I think you've been duped sounds like Imladil was just trying to...well... have fun being a "padawan" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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