Be warned. It's time for a new Rebel Loyaltist sig

[Rogue Nine]

You're all going on my hit list, you realize this.

[Zargon]

oh wait, its just Nine.....

[Commander 598]

Originally posted by Rogue Nine

You're all going on my hit list, you realize this.

 

Actually, since your wallet is stolen you won't have money to pay the hitmen then you would be on their list and...

 

 

You scare me not!!!

[Zoom Rabbit]

Not to mention I hypnotized all the hitmen into thinking I was really a rabbit.

 

Now I just screw over the mafia with impunity and watch all the hunter-killer types flush the neighborhood of rabbits. My neighbor's garden has never been so safe...

[Commander 598]

I guess its not a good time to mention that I bought a few hundred armies and fleets and fed the crews and soldiers off of Nine's credit cards...

 

 

You must have a limitless credit limit...

[Rogue15]

And let's not forget, I bought Aresen with some of that money.

[Rogue Nine]

You just wait till I take over the world.

[Gold leader]

Phwah! By that time, I'll command the entire galaxy. :atat:

[Rogue15]

And I, the universe. :bdroid2: :bdroid2:

[Admiral Odin]

RL makes the mistake so Niner wants to kill himself, boy that makes sense. Now Niner wants to take over the world with no money. I don't think he is going to do it.

[Commander 598]

With Niner's current "funds" Canada would take over the world first!

Maybe.

 

R15: Me-this universe and all surrounding universes.

:bdroid2: :bdroid2: :bdroid2:

:bdroid2:

[Zoom Rabbit]

*(Goes to Tibetan monastery and stares at the wall for nine years before attaining buddahood--one with the universe/universes--and reasoning Commander 598 out of existance altogether.)*

 

I win.

[Rogue Nine]

I've learned not to mess with Zoomie when it comes to matters of transcendental importance.

[Keyan Farlander]

Yeah, <b>Zoomie</b> knows a lot of really deep stuff...FOR ME TO POOP ON!

[Nute Gunray]

While he was busy staring at the wall, I captured, butchered, processed, and ate Wally.

[Keyan Farlander]

Was he delicious?

[Rebel Loyaltist]

Bugs Bunny will avenge his death

[Commander 598]

Space Tuna!!!

Yum.

:D

 

Never stare at a wall for more than an hour. Bad things happen by the hour to you.

 

:bdroid2:

[Tierce]

damnit Nute, when you butcher Space tuna, your suppose to share...gosh..who taught you your manners

[Rogue Nine]

Wally's a space dolphin, dammit! He's not a fish! He's a marine mammal!

[edlib]

Not to mention the fact that with all the years of abuse he's subjected himself to, eating Wally would be like eating... Keith Richards.

[Zoom Rabbit]

Wally assures me that what Nute captured and ate was a genetically engineered mutagen-delivery package (living, looking like and thinking it was Wally) that will turn him into a giant space frog.

 

...!

 

Wait. He's that already.

 

 

Wally the space dolphin says that the transcendental benefits of wall-staring are limitless, but do not produce the same results in all individuals, as we see in prison inmates who stare at walls for hours then sodomize someone at knifepoint in the shower, or your average pothead teenage hippy who stares at the wall for the same time and is inspired to either play Nintendo or order a pizza; the key, he assures us, to productive use of wall staring time is to analyze the nature of the subject/object relationship without distraction rather than attempt to find the roots of one's self in the primordial chaos of the unfixed mind (which explains the robot's dread of such experiences.)

 

Well, I guess that about sums it up...

[Commander 598]

Its not that I dread wall-staring, its just that I dread bordom.

[Zargon]

I have decided to currently remain unaffiliated with this thread of conversation, thank you for your time.

[Admiral Odin]

what he said.