Zygomaticus Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 What is your favorite color!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Green... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 What is the air speed velocity of an unlaided Tie Fighter!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 But if a tie fighter can't fly through the air without a human, and a human makes the tie fighter laided, can there really be such a thing as an unlaided tie fighter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 But what what is something throws the TIE? Like...a Rancor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 What....is the capitol of Assyria? If anyone knows this i will be impressed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 didn't it keep changing when its king changed. Calah, and Ninveh are two that i know...or rather, i looked up isn't this becoming similar to the late TUIW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 No, its from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. BTW, Ninevah is the correct answer, and curse you for looking it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 i know it's from monty python....but isn't the short question short answer sequence becoming more and more spammy like TUIW used to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 not at all How can a 5 ounce bird carry a 1 pound coconut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Maybe he grips by the tusk? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen! In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? It could be carried by an African swallow! Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Oh, yeah, I agree with that. But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. Oh, yeah... Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? No, they'd have to have it on a line. Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Well, why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 WE'RE NOT WORTHY O' KING OF THE PYTHON!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Homer WE'RE NOT WORTHY O' KING OF THE PYTHON!! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur... That is why I am your king! OR Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Originally posted by Havoc Stryphe The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur... That is why I am your king! You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 If I went around saying i was the Emporer, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, THEY'D PUT ME AWAY! Shut up! SHUT UP!! I ORDER YOU TO BE QUIET!! AAAh! Now were seeing the violence inherent in the system...COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!! HELP!! HELP!! I'M BEING REPRESSED!!!!!! Bloody peasant.... You saw it, you saw it, didn't you?!?!? You saw him repressing me.... :D LET THE QUOTE FEST CONTINUE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 "You must cut down the greatest tree in the forest with....a herring!" "Who sent you?" "The knights who say...Ni!" "No!! "There are some who call me...Tim." "What's it going to do, nibble our bum?" "Your mother was a hamster, and you father smelt of elderberries!" "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!" "Here's one!" "I'm not dead yet!" "Well you're going to be soon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 "....In the castle of "AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHH."" "In the what?!" "In the castle of "AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH"" "Maybe he died while writing it." "If he died while he was writing it he wouldn't have bother to carve "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH."" "And they were forced to eat Robin's minstrils....and there was much rejoicing." "Sire Gallahad, the Pure, Sir Lancelot, the Brave, Sir Robin, the not quite so brave as Sir Lancelot, and the aptly named, Sir Not appearing in this film." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Welcome gentle Sir Knight. Welcome to the Castle Anthrax. The Castle Anthrax? Yes. Oh, it's not a very good name is it? Oh, but we are nice and we will attend to your every, every need! You are the keepers of the Holy Grail? The what? The Grail. It is here. Oh, but you are tired, and you must rest awhile. Midget! Crapper! Yes, O Zoot? Prepare a bed for our guest. Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!... Away, away varletesses. The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big. Well, look, I-- I-- uh-- What is your name, handsome knight? Sir Galahad... the Chaste. Mine is Zoot. Just Zoot. Oh, but come. Look, please! In God's name, show me the Grail! Oh, you have suffered much. You are delirious. No, look. I have seen it! It is here, in this-- Sir Galahad! You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality. Well, I-- I-- uh... Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. We are just not used to handsome knights. Nay. Nay. Come. Come. You may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded! No, no-- it's-- it's nothing. Oh, you must see the doctors immediately! No, no, please! Lie down. [clap clap] Well, what seems to be the trouble? They're doctors?! Uh, they have a basic medical training, yes. B-- but... Oh, come, come. You must try to rest. Doctor Piglet! Doctor Winston! Practice your art. Try to relax. Are you sure that's absolutely necessary? We must examine you. There's nothing wrong with that! Please. We are doctors. Look! This cannot be. I am sworn to chastity. Back to your bed! At once! Torment me no longer. I have seen the Grail! There's no grail here. I have seen it! I have seen it! AND Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them! Yes, yes! He will beat us easily! We haven't a chance. [boom] Oh, s***! *OUTSIDE* We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. I don't think I was. Yes you were. You were in terrible peril! Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. No, it's too perilous. Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on! Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? No. It's unhealthy. bet you're gay! No I'm not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted October 24, 2002 Author Share Posted October 24, 2002 and NOW you know why we are overposters! WE SPAM UP THESE SECRET CULTIC THREADS! *hint hint, nudge nudge* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 wooooohooooooo:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 Hey now, I want some peril! Why don't we get peril for being overposters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 Heh, I'm sure you want some peril Eets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 26, 2002 Share Posted October 26, 2002 NI!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted December 24, 2002 Author Share Posted December 24, 2002 WEEEE-DOGIE! I was browsing the forum today and I noticed I was close to 6000...well this is #6000:D hmmmm...do I get another 2000 post memorial lightsaber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted December 24, 2002 Share Posted December 24, 2002 hmm...look who's close to 4000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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