Redwing Posted August 1, 2002 Author Share Posted August 1, 2002 Answers Kyle d'Tana's flat (Kyle d'Tana) Earth (Wacky_Baccy) Jupiter (NeoDios) Devil Doll's sister (Devil Doll) Earth (talldudeX) My pants (Cmdr. Cracken) Bonus The bonus goes to two people: Devil Doll and Cmdr. Cracken RPG Bonus Question Termand Rwos, Deac Starkiller, Corzip Dinn, Flax Talkin, and Dan-Re Seyah are all correct answers. Thus Wacky_Baccy, Devil Doll, and Cmdr. Cracken all get the full two points. The points go to: 1st: Kyle d'Tana 6 points 2nd: Wacy_Baccy 7 points 3rd: NeoDios 4 points 4th: Devil Doll 6 points 5th: talldudeX 2 points 6th: Cmdr. Cracken 3 points Points overall 1st: Wacky_Baccy 92 points 2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 57 points 2nd: Devil Doll 57 points 3rd: NeoDios 52 points 4th: Wraith 8 43 points 5th: Lizard_Queen 35 points 5th: Tyrion 35 points 6th: Lynk Former 33 points 7th: Dark Sad Shadow 26 points 8th: Clefo 23 points 9th: Kyle d'Tana 20 points 10th: Darth_Rommel 18 points 11th: AB_Legion 13 points 12th: Darth Clem 9 points 13th: matt-windu 5 points 13th: Commander 598 5 points 14th: Wasslara 4 points 15th: talldudeX 2 points 15th: Cal_da_Darth 2 points 21st Question Who trained Obi-Wan Kenobi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 My dog...smart pooch he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 My underpants. THEY trained him, and trained him well, they did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 The one, the only, the almighty Salacious B. Crumb was the Jedi given the dubious pleasure of training the whiny, irritating little brat known as Kenobi (have any of you seen how fast and how high Crumb can jump??! He's better than Yoda!! :eek: ). After about several minutes of training Obi-Wan, Crumb went completely insane with the pressure of Obi's incessant questioning, and was never seen at the temple again... Reports say that he wreaked havoc everywhere from Tatooine to Coruscant, until one night when a bounty hunter working for Jabba the Hutt recognised him in a bar, and having heard of Crumb's insanity, captured him to sell to Jabba. I mean, what self-respecting crime-lord would pass up the chance to have a Jedi (albeit an insane, and now greatly weakened one) as his personal pet??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talldudeX Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 Qui Gon Ginn I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 1, 2002 Author Share Posted August 1, 2002 TDX, I think you missed the point of the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_da_Darth Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 I'm not understanding it either...I'll just go with whoever's right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 I Clem, Lord of the pings (pingu to my friends ) trained obi .... in the ways of the ping ill stop talking utter "£"$%$ now actually obi was trained by a domesticed weasel ....... goes by the name of mr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 Who trained obi wan? well, he was trained by the old Order of the Gallactic Mailman they were a very powerfull force known by their efforts over the rain, and the dark ages. He was young when they got him, and he was happy in giving his first letter... A few years ago, he got fired from the Mail Order, because he was becoming a Hacker via Alliance.net, so he began to know the inner secrets of the Mail Force, he was so good with these arts, that he used his Lightsaber to open the letters!!! before he became a Jedi Master, he learned the secrets of the Sacred Hotmail Mail Order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 1, 2002 Author Share Posted August 1, 2002 Originally posted by Cal_da_Darth I'm not understanding it either...I'll just go with whoever's right Except the point is *not* to get it right. Silly. Unless it's an RPG question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 Originally posted by talldudeX Qui Gon Ginn I guess. It wasn't Qui Gon Jinn u nog! It was a bottle of Jin that Obi Wan kept, a drunk man can learn anything he wants and forget anything he wants. That means Obi-Wan learnt many things about the universe and forgot about hatred cause he's the kinda guy who gets happy when he's drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 Originally posted by Lynk Former It wasn't Qui Gon Jinn u nog! It was a bottle of Jin that Obi Wan kept, a drunk man can learn anything he wants and forget anything he wants. That means Obi-Wan learnt many things about the universe and forgot about hatred cause he's the kinda guy who gets happy when he's drunk <nudge> pssst its spelt Gin .... just fyi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_da_Darth Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 ooo....now I get it... Qui Gon Jinn was actually trained by Anakin, who was actually alive before Obi Wan, and then was killed by Qui Gon Jinn and then reincarnated himself in some random woman and forgot all about his previous life, and was coincidentally trained by Obi Wan (who we all know he ended up killing)...hey wait, that actually kinda makes sense...*bleh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 Originally posted by Cal_da_Darth ooo....now I get it... Qui Gon Jinn was actually trained by Anakin, who was actually alive before Obi Wan, and then was killed by Qui Gon Jinn and then reincarnated himself in some random woman and forgot all about his previous life, and was coincidentally trained by Obi Wan (who we all know he ended up killing)...hey wait, that actually kinda makes sense...*bleh* we want who trained obi not qui gon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talldudeX Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 Well in that case... It was EAP's good twin, Happy Cherry Pastry. Yep it was her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_da_Darth Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Clem we want who trained obi not qui gon erm...whoops...uh, mr. weasel did it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle d'Tana Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Not Qui Gon GIN did! It did Qui Gon Whiskey, I guess... Are you a scout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Originally posted by Cal_da_Darth erm...whoops...uh, mr. weasel did it Mr. Weasel seems to have done a lot of things in Ep 1 and 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle d'Tana Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Hell yeah, it really seems so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 8, 2002 Author Share Posted August 8, 2002 Ummm...I think I slacked here Answers My dog (NeoDios) My underpants (Cmdr. Cracken) Salacious B. Crumb (Wacky_Baccy) Clem, Lord of the pings / Mr. Weasel (Darth Clem) Order of the Galactic Mailman (Dark Sad Shadow) a bottle of Jin (Lynk Former) EAP's good twin, Happy Cherry Pastry (talldudeX) Anakin / Mr. Weasel (Cal_da_Darth) Qui Gon Whiskey / Qui Gon Gin (Kyle d'Tana) Bonus The bonus goes to three people: Wacky_Baccy, Dark Sad Shadow, and Lynk Former RPG Bonus Question None The points go to: 1st: NeoDios 6 points 2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 5 points 3rd: Wacky_Baccy 5 points 4th: Darth Clem 3 points 5th: Dark Sad Shadow 3 points 6th: Lynk Former 2 points 7th: talldudeX 1 point 8th: Cal_da_Darth 1 point 9th: Kyle d'Tana 1 point Points overall 1st: Wacky_Baccy 97 points 2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 62 points 3rd: NeoDios 58 points 4th: Devil Doll 57 points 5th: Wraith 8 43 points 6th: Lynk Former 35 points 6th: Lizard_Queen 35 points 6th: Tyrion 35 points 7th: Dark Sad Shadow 29 points 8th: Clefo 23 points 9th: Kyle d'Tana 21 points 10th: Darth_Rommel 18 points 11th: AB_Legion 13 points 12th: Darth Clem 12 points 13th: matt-windu 5 points 13th: Commander 598 5 points 14th: Wasslara 4 points 15th: talldudeX 3 points 15th: Cal_da_Darth 3 points 22nd Question Why did Darth Vader allow Luke, Han, Leia, and Chewie to escape the first Death Star? RPG Bonus Question Name the race that annihilated 80% of the galaxy's intelligent life in a now-altered timeline. Hint: XWA-RP, RSRP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 He had to fullfill his quota of "Escaped Prisoners" which if he didn't fill he would catch hell from his supervisor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Because he saw the escaping and was going to go after them but he hadn't finished his beauty sleep and decided to continue with that instead. RPG The Aesir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Darthy the lil bastard prolly felt sorry for the gang, u know, Luke's fresh from the farmlife and into all these wacky space battles and his teachers is killed right before his eyes. worse thing is luke's starting to hear voices inside his head. Han's stuff with a tall, lanky man inside a suit made out of carpet who probably smells and the only chick in the house thinks he's a jerk. Now Threepio is a homosexual droid stuck with a straight droid, Artoo, now Threepio really like Artoo but doesn't have the heart to tell him... no wait he really doesn't have a heart does he!... anywayz, so Threepio doesn't know what to do, he's just waddling around the joint going, "oh no!" and all that crap while Artoo's thinkin, "for f***s sake, shut the hell up!"... and now as for Leia... she's stuck wearing something that looks like it could fall off her at any second, has her breasts taped and is hanging around a band of rescuers who don't know what the hell they're doin, she just wants to get off the piece of junk, the death star, before moff tarkin wants to have his way with her, which would happen since he's a dirty old bastard... but anywayz, Vader saw all this goin on... u know he used the force, do i have to explain that bit too?... but yeah he used the force and saw that the gang were in quite a f***ed up situation indeed, so he let them go cause he thought they were so damn pathetic... THE END! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle d'Tana Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Cause he won't make his death star dirty with this pieces of crap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Q 22 - Vader allowed them to escape because the first episode of a brand new series of Friends was on TV, and he wasn't going to miss it for anything - even if it meant he'd catch those pesky rebels RPG - The Aesir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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