LQ. Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 Yes folks, due to popular demand I present to you *cues music* The NEW, IMPROVED WRAITH VOODOO DOLLS!!!!!!! The new dolls are easier to use then ever! *holds up a doll with little red and white bullseyes all over it* All the most painful places to stick a needle are now nicely highlighted for you. They are made of HIGHLY flamable material and come presoaked in gasoline. There are only 5 available so get them now beffore it' too late!! coming soon- LYNK VOODOO DOLLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasslera Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 I want one! I want one!! *Jumps up and down, waving hand like an idiot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue9 Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 *Finishes Nailing Wasslera down as the first attempt appears to have failed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted July 15, 2002 Author Share Posted July 15, 2002 Originally posted by Wasslera I want one! I want one!! *Jumps up and down, waving hand like an idiot* *hands one to wasslera* Ok folks! Only 4 left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 I want one!can I pre-order the lynk one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted July 15, 2002 Author Share Posted July 15, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion I want one!can I pre-order the lynk one? *hands you one* And yup! *puts your name on the preorder list* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 Now,I'll put this wraith doll in a pool of gasoline,with a 1 megaton explosion inside the pool. What will happen to our unware wraith now? Edit- and please make a Redwing voodoo doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasslera Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 Owie, that tickles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted July 15, 2002 Author Share Posted July 15, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion Now,I'll put this wraith doll in a pool of gasoline,with a 1 megaton explosion inside the pool. What will happen to our unware wraith now? Edit- and please make a Redwing voodoo doll. LOL!! Redwing eh? Hmmmmmm... I could NEVER do that to him *pushes the half made Redwing dolls under her bed...then remembers she got rid of her bed frame to avoid stuffing things under it* Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasslera Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 Oh, good job. Lemme have one of those when you're done Mwahahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 :drop2::drop2::drop2::drop2: uhm.... help? Give me one of those redwing and Lynk voodoo dolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 Can I have one of the Redwing ones when they're done please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 bleah... just got back from skool... for some reason skool makes me uninterested in everything... bleah. damn them... damn them all... *shrugs* ... *walks out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharaFett Posted July 18, 2002 Share Posted July 18, 2002 hey dude, stay in school becasue scoole is koole. PFFFFT we dont need no stinkin' edukashon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted July 19, 2002 Author Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by SharaFett hey dude, stay in school becasue scoole is koole. PFFFFT we dont need no stinkin' edukashon! we don't need no education we don't neeed no thought control no dark sarcasm in the classroom teacher leave them kids alone HEY! TEACHER! LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!! All in all you're just a nother brick in the wall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 mama, just killed a man put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he's dead mama, life had just begun but now i've gone and thrown it all away... mama, ooohh! didn't mean to make you cry if i'm not back this time tomorrow carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Are we reviving Red's lyrics thread here then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Baby come back! Any kinda fool can see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted July 19, 2002 Author Share Posted July 19, 2002 I'm a cow can't you see that i live in the country mooo~ooo i'm a cow hills are high grass is green heading for a pat of steam moo~ooo I'm a cow chew my cud eat my hay same old damn thing everyday farmer brown ain't what he seems he gets off on milking me I'm a cow can't you see that i live in the country mooo~ooo i'm a cow get your mind out the gutter get your hand off my udder mooo~oo i'm a cow this old man he's on crack he's a lactopheliac knick knack patty whack give a dog a bone whats his wife say when she gets home His old wife she makes cheese colby jack swiss and brie in the red barn she can't see what he loves to do to me I'm a cow can't you see that i live in the country mooo~ooo i'm a cow Farmer brown he's a creep how he treats those poor sheep moo~oo i'm a cow now you know what i go through i wish that i was born hindu i'll pack my bags and trim my hooves adios i think i'll mooooove http://www.riddleme.com/html/cow.html <-- real song, real video but it takes a while to load. funny as all heck though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 i guess that song is about a cow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 So it would seem... I suppose I may as well post some lyrics, then Queen - Don't Stop Me Now Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time I feel alive and the world I'll turn it inside out - yeah And floating around in ecstasy So don't stop me now don't stop me 'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva I'm gonna go go go There's no stopping me I'm burnin' through the sky yeah Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit I'm trav'ling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man out of you Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time just give me a call Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time) Don't stop me now (Yes I'm havin' a good time) I don't want to stop at all Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars On a collision course I am a satellite I'm out of control I am a sex machine ready to reload Like an atom bomb about to Oh oh oh oh oh explode I'm burnin' through the sky yeah Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit I'm trav'ling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic woman of you Don't stop me don't stop me Don't stop me hey hey hey Don't stop me don't stop me Ooh ooh ooh, I like it Don't stop me don't stop me Have a good time good time Don't stop me don't stop me ah Oh yeah Alright Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky yeah Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit I'm trav'ling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man out of you Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time (wooh) Just give me a call (alright) Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time - yeah yeah) Don't stop me now (Yes I'm havin' a good time) I don't want to stop at all La da da da daah Da da da haa Ha da da ha ha haaa Ha da daa ha da da aaa Ooh ooh ooh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 Let's take a blast to the moon baby (I sit around wishing you well) how I'm craving you, (yeah!) Every time I'm near you (I always wanna swallow you down) I'll be right here if ya need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear why is it everyday that I feel the pain? Let's take a trip to the stars far away (where were you when I was down?) Staring into the dead, (dead) my pain is caused by my pleasure (my soul mate lives in your body) I can't get you out of my head It never goes away In my life I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear In your eyes you can bid me farwell but don't ever try to understand the situation why is it everyday that I feel the pain? (It always comes when I least expect it) (when I'm looking for love) (always seem to be regretting it) Why is it everyday that I feel the pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 i want one!!!!!! i know there are left! i want one!! *can you make a DSS doll i want to torture myself :D:D and pls put one more for DD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted July 20, 2002 Author Share Posted July 20, 2002 Originally posted by Dark Sad Shadow i want one!!!!!! i know there are left! i want one!! *can you make a DSS doll i want to torture myself :D:D and pls put one more for DD LOL!!! *hands you two new Wraith Voodoo dolls, one for you and one for DD* Godzilla - Blue Oystercult With a purposeful grimace And a terrible scowl He pulls the spitting High-tension wires down Helpless people on subway trains Scream my god as he looks in on them Go go Godzilla! He picks up a bus And he throws it back down As he wades through the village Toward the center of town Oh no, they say he's gotta go Go, go Godzilla Oh no, there goes Tokyo Go, go Godzilla Yoo ooh oo oo History shows again and again How nature points out The folly of men, Godzilla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JangoClone#104 Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 can i have one, or is it too late? also, can you make a voodoo doll of SuicidalXWing? i have to make him feel pain anyway possible for reasons i can't tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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