Eets Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Tie Guy "Crikey! He's like a frickin' Mini Me!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! AWESOME chapter, Tie Guy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavyarms Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Hey! I didn't waste 20 min finishing that, did I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Originally posted by Heavyarms Hey! I didn't waste 20 min finishing that, did I? Yes....but it took you 20 minutes to think of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Chapter 7: We're not in Canada anymore, toto! After a while of driving towards Sherack's house, Rhett spoke up. "Where's this short*snicker* cut, Rommel?" Rommel gave him a strange look and said: "It's just up the highway a little ways, look for the purple brick road, eh." As Dash and Havoc argued about the best way to dispose of Rhett's "Booze n' Natalie pics" collection, Heavyarms decided to get his head out of the latest issue of "Killem Monthly" and speak up. "Purple brick road? What the hell kinda b****** lives near a purple brick road?" "Arf! Woof woof ruff!" Replied Eets. Everyone in the bus besides Rommel burst out in uncontrollable laughter. Rommel, who had yet to learn Doglish, asked: "What was that supposed to mean?" "*snicker* You'll find out soon enough, Rommel." replied Havoc. As they turned onto the purple brick road, everything seemed to change. Heavyarms picked up Eets and said: "I don't think we're in Canada anymore..." "WOOF WOOF RAWRF!" Eets yelped out as he jumped out of Heavyarms' arms and ran away. "What do you mean your gate doesn't swing that way?!" Just then, Rhett looked around at the scenery. "Whoah! That lady hasn't shaved her armpits in years! Good god, hamster arms really turn me on.... rooowrr..." *pathump, pathump* "What was that!?" Yelled Dash. Havoc ran to the back window and looked outside onto the street. "It looks like a frenchman on a unicyle... Or at least it was.." "This place is starting to creep me out!" Said Dash. "Welcome to Quebec - Land of public urination and risque-style bicycle shorts! We're definitely not in Canada anymore." Rommel Said. "So where is Sherack's house?" Yelled Rhett from the front seat. "Over there! It's that huge castle-thingy." Replied Rommel. "You mean the little cardboard box from McDonalds across the street?" "Yeah, that's the one." "I guess everything's relative..." Rhett said as he slowed the bus to a stop. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR*pow!*" Was the last thing Rhett heard before he saw a goateed man plastered on the windshield. "Take me with you! For the love of god, TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!" Said the man who had just ran into the front of the bus. "You must be Sherack." Said Dash as he got out of the bus and wiped the bodily fluids from off the windshield. "How do you know my name? Who are you? Are you the dark spam lord come to destroy my soul? Oh.. hey! It's Eets! Nice to see you, Eets!" Replied Sherack as he picked up Eets and gave him a big ol' hug. "Ruff!" Eets said as he promptly piddled in Sherack's arms. Just then, Rhett spoke up. "I hate to ruin your pretty little reunion, but things are getting freaky around here." Rhett said, as he kicked away a Quebecian who had clinged onto his leg. "Reunion? What is... Reunion?" Sherack asked. "Ruff ruffra ruff rufffer!" Eets answered. "I am NOT an ignorant french b******!!" Said Sherack as he, Eets, and Dash Jumped back into the bus. Rhett then started the bus up again, and drove off, while the rest of the passengers tried to peel clinging Quebecoi people that were desperate to leave Quebec off of the windows. "Well I for one am glad we left Quebec quickly... Those people were getting a bit too.. clingy. heh.. heh, it's a joke.. heh, I slay me." Remarked Dash as the group drove off into the sunset.. or somewhere around there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 great capter eets! that was hilarious. i understand a/b the not knowing the people enough, but could you give me a chapter that doesn't have much to do w/ their personalities? like artoo at the bus station or something? i could probably do every1 who has already been written a/b, just from example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Thats fine, jatt. Feel free to write one anytime now. Most of the people you don't know have already been picked up. As if you needed my permission anyways......oh well. BTW, eets, Heavyarms is....no longer with us. Oh, and next we need to drive down the east coast picking people up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Oh yeah... Whoops ^_^ This chapter was felt kinda forced anyways.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Eets This chapter was felt kinda forced anyways.. What are you smokin eets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Tie Guy What are you smokin eets? I don't think we want to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 LOL!!! Good job all! Can't wait till I get picked up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 OK, so the current chapter order right now is: Jatt Havoc Will Homer write a chapter? About himself being picked up? He's a good author, well a good comedian anyways. Ehehehehehe, I can't wait to write my chapter! *Officially calls the Arkansas chapter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Artoo Will Homer write a chapter? About himself being picked up? He's a good author, well a good comedian anyways. good comedian, yes....good author....uhm....I always understand what I mean....noone else ever does. Plus, writing about myself isn't any fun. I want to see what other people think of/do to me. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 heh the biggest stop is the Arky stop...unless you count the Airport in Chicago. (our international members can fly in for the party;) Don't worry Rhett will pay for your expenses;) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 hot damn! I want that chapter also! If we can think here, we travel to minnesota, pick up Wraith 5, then to O'Hare, to pick up our international forrumers. Then across and down to NC and SC we should be doing good. Chapters Artoo Wants 1. Chicago/O'Hare 2. Arkansas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 *wonders what kind of Transport Rhett will buy the Int. Members* Possibilities 1. GulfStream IV Jet (don't you wish) 2. Old 747 3. Submarine (and they trek their way on foot secretly to chicago to be picked up) 4. Huey Helecopter 5. Carrier Fleet Group 6. Ducks (hey...it could happen) 7. Old busted and broken down WWI Bi-Plane. (only one...the rest of you can hang onto the wings;) ) 8. Hot Air Ballon 9. Concord Jet (dream on) 10. or 1BADMOFO's cousin...LEET@$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Okay, So Jatt has the next Chapter, and then me, eh? I'm all prepped, I just need to know where Jatt leads this travelling circus! This is great so far guys! Good job all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Tie Guy What are you smokin eets? If I had a dime for every time I've heard that... I'd have about two dimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 The story is really good so far. Like Jatt, I also want to write a chapter, but the only person I know very well is Artoo. I will need someone to tell me when to go. BTW, next time our little bus crew encounters another annoying or stupid person(i.e. the Unicycling Frenchman), Heavyarms ought to arrive in his Gundam and waste him with those huge beam gatlings that he's got. Anyway, good job all of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwing guy Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 By the way guys, whenever you go by Arkansas don't forget to go by East Texas and get me, and whoever writes the chapter for when you go into Texas I want someone to write it that knows me well like Rhett or someone. Just my request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted July 30, 2002 Author Share Posted July 30, 2002 Ehehehhehee.... I wonder if Sherack will be mad. Oh, and for our International buds, it definitely will be a Biplane. It'll look like that one scene from The Three Amigos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwing guy Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Why will Sherack be mad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 thanks for letting me write a chapter. i just need 1 thing: where are we headed? as in, who's next to be picked up, and where does he/she live? thanks again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted July 30, 2002 Author Share Posted July 30, 2002 I think we're picking up Wraith 5 next. He's in Minnesota. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 5 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 That would be me! Minnisota, twin city area... pm me if you need anything from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 ok, i looked in the other story contest thread, and it looks like it'll be tie guy and wolf in north carolina. some1 tell me if that's right, and i'll start. (sorry to be so helpless, but i don't want to mess up the story.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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