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Posted
Originally posted by Darth Clem

lexx ...... the heroes is old hat now

 

like camus' points

 

Hell no!!! I will defend lexx till me last breath!!! Yeeaaaahhhh!!!

 

LET'S ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

Posted
Originally posted by Darth Clem

lexx ...... the heroes is old hat now

 

like camus' points

 

 

My points have ther day... :D people still like to compete for them... :D

Posted
Originally posted by Darth Clem

lexx ...... the heroes is old hat now

 

like camus' points

 

I take it by that comment that you don't wanna be one of my heroes then?

Posted
Originally posted by lexx

 

I take it by that comment that you don't wanna be one of my heroes then?

 

Please, m'lady, don't go playing with his emotions... he surely didn't mean it that way...

 

 

BTW, WTF are we supposed to do in this place? Fight each other like some knights over a fair lady? *LOL*

 

We must rescue the damsel in distress!!! Onwards!

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Originally posted by cjais

 

Please, m'lady, don't go playing with his emotions... he surely didn't mean it that way...

 

 

BTW, WTF are we supposed to do in this place? Fight each other like some knights over a fair lady? *LOL*

 

We must rescue the damsel in distress!!! Onwards!

 

 

lol not me... Im just being a good friend... :D

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I'm far too old to think up more foolproof plans with which to foil the heroes

 

i dunno maybe ill make up a plan involving some cookies!, some radioactive cookies!

 

oh have i done that already? drat and double drat

 

 

Btw i reckon sunglasses should be added to "Clem's Old Hat List"

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Well Lexx since im gonna become scarece around here, i feel it is my duty as the first person of your nemesis list to challenge your heroes.

 

Ha ha ha!!!!

 

Fell my power!!!!!

 

*trips and falls*

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LOL - If ya wanna learn how to be a hero, just watch these propaganda flicks:

 

Spiderman- Well, this type of hero does require being bitten by a spider, something that even heroes fear...

 

Hart's war- WE'RE ALL HEROES IN THE END!!!! YAY! Seriously, this flick shows that even nazi scum can be justified and noble....

 

Die hard- Grab that mp5 and lose those shoes baby!!

 

Rambo- practice your m60 skillz and train stitching your own wounds.

 

We were soldiers- Analyze custer's last stand, and watch where you drop that napalm soldier!

Posted
Originally posted by cjais

LOL - If ya wanna learn how to be a hero, just watch these propaganda flicks:

 

Spiderman- Well, this type of hero does require being bitten by a spider, something that even heroes fear...

 

Hart's war- WE'RE ALL HEROES IN THE END!!!! YAY! Seriously, this flick shows that even nazi scum can be justified and noble....

 

Die hard- Grab that mp5 and lose those shoes baby!!

 

Rambo- practice your m60 skillz and train stitching your own wounds.

 

We were soldiers- Analyze custer's last stand, and watch where you drop that napalm soldier!

 

 

 

In short do what you need to do to protect what you believe in... :D

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HEROES!!!! Who needs them bunch of saps? Stay back I say! Stay BACK!

 

*Pushes Lexx into a closet and locks the door*

 

And now I shall make good my dastedly sceme by placing bannana peels all around the room! MMHHHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*Accidently steps on said peel whilst attempting to slink from room*

 

D'HOH!

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ARGH! EyE Weel Defends Jor lexx!

 

*ignites lightsaber and pokes himself in the foot*

 

OW! I burned my toe! sonofabitch, i need a bandaid!

 

Lexx's herooes should turn into like the 15 stooges or something.. :D

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~grabs a broom and sweeps up the banana peals as he goes to the closet~ Oh boy... ~walks over to the side of the door and removes the henges and pulls the door away~ :D that easy... ~points lexx to where Darth Slayne was headed~... :D I had to help a good friend...

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HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!!!

 

or at least after i have my coffee no i must now *runs and trips Darth Slayne so that lexx could catch up* there i hope that helps now were is the coffee

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ALLRIGHT!

 

Step back a sec, Lexx.

 

AHEM!

 

Darth Slime.... Defficational... you guys meet me out back!

 

One question... how do we get to the back from here?

 

SkinWalker

 

P.S. I'll be the blue faced dude in a loin cloth and wearing a dead coyote.

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