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Originally posted by lexx

 

I take it by that comment that you don't wanna be one of my heroes then?

 

Please, m'lady, don't go playing with his emotions... he surely didn't mean it that way...

 

 

BTW, WTF are we supposed to do in this place? Fight each other like some knights over a fair lady? *LOL*

 

We must rescue the damsel in distress!!! Onwards!

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Originally posted by cjais

 

Please, m'lady, don't go playing with his emotions... he surely didn't mean it that way...

 

 

BTW, WTF are we supposed to do in this place? Fight each other like some knights over a fair lady? *LOL*

 

We must rescue the damsel in distress!!! Onwards!

 

 

lol not me... Im just being a good friend... :D

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I'm far too old to think up more foolproof plans with which to foil the heroes

 

i dunno maybe ill make up a plan involving some cookies!, some radioactive cookies!

 

oh have i done that already? drat and double drat

 

 

Btw i reckon sunglasses should be added to "Clem's Old Hat List"

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LOL - If ya wanna learn how to be a hero, just watch these propaganda flicks:

 

Spiderman- Well, this type of hero does require being bitten by a spider, something that even heroes fear...

 

Hart's war- WE'RE ALL HEROES IN THE END!!!! YAY! Seriously, this flick shows that even nazi scum can be justified and noble....

 

Die hard- Grab that mp5 and lose those shoes baby!!

 

Rambo- practice your m60 skillz and train stitching your own wounds.

 

We were soldiers- Analyze custer's last stand, and watch where you drop that napalm soldier!

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Originally posted by cjais

LOL - If ya wanna learn how to be a hero, just watch these propaganda flicks:

 

Spiderman- Well, this type of hero does require being bitten by a spider, something that even heroes fear...

 

Hart's war- WE'RE ALL HEROES IN THE END!!!! YAY! Seriously, this flick shows that even nazi scum can be justified and noble....

 

Die hard- Grab that mp5 and lose those shoes baby!!

 

Rambo- practice your m60 skillz and train stitching your own wounds.

 

We were soldiers- Analyze custer's last stand, and watch where you drop that napalm soldier!

 

 

 

In short do what you need to do to protect what you believe in... :D

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HEROES!!!! Who needs them bunch of saps? Stay back I say! Stay BACK!

 

*Pushes Lexx into a closet and locks the door*

 

And now I shall make good my dastedly sceme by placing bannana peels all around the room! MMHHHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*Accidently steps on said peel whilst attempting to slink from room*

 

D'HOH!

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~grabs a broom and sweeps up the banana peals as he goes to the closet~ Oh boy... ~walks over to the side of the door and removes the henges and pulls the door away~ :D that easy... ~points lexx to where Darth Slayne was headed~... :D I had to help a good friend...

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