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funny ur talking about hitting objects & people... last Feb I was on my way home from work and hit a "scoop bucket". A truck carrying a Back Hoe...One of those huge construction trucks with the huge metal scooper in front...lost its bucket on the freeway. Unlucky me Hit the damn thing and totaled my Car. Luckily I hit no body else :o). Now I have a Corolla S 2003 its pretty tight :o).

 

 

Congrats Etts....just remember never underestimate the impact of hitting a non-moving object.

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Originally posted by STTCT

Congrats Etts....just remember never underestimate the impact of hitting a non-moving object.

 

Yeah, so make sure you only hit people when they are walking. :D

 

A little while ago i ran over a board full of nails, thats gotta be worth something, right?

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Originally posted by Tie Guy

A little while ago i ran over a board full of nails, thats gotta be worth something, right?

 

It depends if/how many tires it blew.

 

1 tire: 200

 

2 tires: 350

 

3 Tires: 500

 

4 Tires: 650

 

And if you get a cop to assist you, you get 100 bonus points!

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Originally posted by Havoc Stryphe

 

Absolutely! Death Race 2000 starring Sylvester Stalone & David Carridine! It was Sly's very first big screen movie, I believe.

 

"It must be Euthenasia day at the Retirement home!" :D

 

I loved that movie! :p

 

Laugh! Yeah, I rewatched it a few months ago and realized that the bad karate teacher from Karate Kid I and Karate Kid III was also in it (he was the narcissitic driver that died hitting the baby-bomb. :)) I was recently playing Carmaggedon (not sure what number) on my friend's N64 and we just had to keep quoting DR2000. :)

 

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Originally posted by Eets

Guess what guys! I got my learner's permit today! :D

 

:thumbsup::cool:

 

Just then Rhett felt a nudge at his leg. It was Eets the Chihuahua wearing a small cap that simply stated “Bus Driver” holding a Class-S CDL in his mouth.

 

“How did the Chihuahua get a Class-S CDL?” asked the clerk.

 

Both Rhett and Dash simply stated at the same time in the same monotonous tone, “Internet.”

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Congrats Eets!!! :D It's so great when you finally get behind the wheel!

 

I just got my license 3 days ago! :D YAY!!! It is SO much more fun when you're parents don't make you go grandma-slow.

 

Wells here's my awards-

 

-Hit the grocery boy on his bike: 300 pts (+50 points for each bag he was carrying)

-Pull into the slow lane and pass that retard that things he can DRIVE in the fast lane cause he has a friggin Camaro: 1000 pts

-Ask for 750 Biggie Fries at the Wendies drive-thru and then just burn rubber: 700 pts -Take out that stupid laughing squirl mailbox across the street: 400 pts

-Throw that-little-brat-that-lives-next-door's baseball bat up in a tree and then threaten to run him over: 900 pts

 

My biggest feat is making it up to 95mph on the freeway with a PERMIT while my dad was sleeping! Then he kinda woke up and "WHAT THE!?!?!?!?!!" Hehe, I'll let someone else award points for that. :D

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making it up to 95mph on the freeway with a PERMIT while my dad was sleeping! Then he kinda woke up and "WHAT THE!?!?!?!?!!" Hehe, I'll let someone else award points for that.

 

Getting 95 - 3000 points

with a permit - +1000 points

while Dad was asleep - +30000 points

getting caught - -40000 points

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total: -6000 points, sorry

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Wow. All of the sudden I realize that I'm older than a lot of you other forummers. Congrats, Eets. Do you have a car yet? If you don't, what do you want? You must get something FAST. There is no sexier sight than a small dog tearin' up highway at 150 mph in a '95 Toyota Supra.

 

Am I right, or am I right, Redwing?

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