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Happy Bday Ike!


Commander 598

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<sigh> I was gonna do one of my cool celebration marquee but someone evil took HTML off </sigh>

 

:litang: This is the only thing could find that ressembles a marquee...

 

Anyways, happy birthday: :hang1:

 

 

 

:animelol: oops, wrong smiley...

 

:cheers: Cheers mate, you get to be king-for-a-day: :king1:

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:sing9:

 

I hope Admiral won't mind if I borrow these two.

 

:vik4:The Birthday Dirge :vik5:

 

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Now you've aged another year

Now you know that Death is near.

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

 

Death, destruction, and despair

People dying everywhere.

 

Typhoid, plague and polio

Coffins lined up in a row.

 

When you've reached the age you are

Your demise cannot be far.

 

Pestilence has struck your town

You yourself feel quite run-down.

 

Burn the castle and storm the keep

Kill the women, but save the sheep.

 

May the candles on your cake

Burn like cities in your wake.

 

May the children in the street

Be your barbequeing meat.

 

This one lesson you must learn

First you pillage, then you burn.

 

While you eat your birthday stew

We will loot the town for you.

 

Happy B-day, Ick!

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A little late, but hey, my birthday greeting had to ripen like a fine fruit:D Yeah yeah, horrible excuse but what do you want from me?

 

Happy late birthday! May it be the many of many more!

Now, where's the b-day beer so I can wake up and have no idea where I am or how I got there...hmm, that sounds familiar.

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Originally posted by Commander 598

And trying to find a way back into the states after waking up in some "middle of nowhere" town in Mexico and mysteriously misssing everything that he had with him(Cash, ID, Passport, etc)

Don't forget kidney and anal virginity.

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