talldudeX Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 Okay basically how this thread works is you intentionally give the wrong answer to a question about the matrix. I'll judge how good the answers are and give everyone points for their answers. Question 1. ____ was like a father to everyone that escaped from the matrix. (Hint; he helped neo escape) Bonus: What kind of coat did most of them wear when they went into the matrix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 Q1- =SSC=Kal-El Bonus- inflatable lime green jackets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy867 Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 The invisible man did!! DIdn't you see him!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orengimomo Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 The man was Uncle Bucky, the local crazy old guy who spits on people that get to close to his lawn, and the coats they wore were fake fur coats that anti-fur and PETA people coated with paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth-Nasty Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 no it was Chuck Norris and they wear Duffel Coats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 no it was Jackie Chan and they wore life jackets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 1. obi wan 2. jedi robe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talldudeX Posted August 14, 2002 Author Share Posted August 14, 2002 Well for those who didn't reply you missed out on this round. To restate question 1: ____ was like a father to everyone that escaped from the matrix. (Hint; he helped neo escape) and bonus 1: What kind of coat did most of them wear when they went into the matrix? Your answers: SivyB - SSC=Kal-El/inflatable lime green jackets Andy867 - The invisible man did!! Orengimomo - Uncle Bucky Darth-Nasty - Chuck Norris/Duffel Coats MaulerZ13 - Jackie Chan/life jackets mima kake - obi wan/jedi robe The points go to: SivyB - 2 Andy867 - 1 Orengimomo - 1 Darth-Nasty - 3 MaulerZ13 - 3 mima kake - 1 Totals: Darth-Nasty - 3 MaulerZ13 - 3 SivyB - 2 Andy867 - 1 Orengimomo - 1 mima kake - 1 I guess the funnier the answers, the more points.. Question 2. What happens in the government building where morphius is being kept right before the agent says "find them and destroy them" Bonus: Erm...i'm lazy...bob saget's middle name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 1)He farts 2)Farfanugget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 Q2. they do a musical number bonus - Gaylord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Q2: Pigs and cats start raining down on Neo. Bonus: Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icefox98 Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Robert Lane Saget is his full name. Also, He attended Temple University. He also performed in a sketch comedy group at Temple. And, he made a prerecorded appearence on 1999 InterCollegiate Comedy Festival, sponsored by the University of Pennsylvania's Mask and Wig Comedy troupe. He did a monologue, peppered with jokes from his sitcoms ("DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle stole my plane ticket to the show tonight. Those bitches.") and closed his performance by autographing a photo for the head of the Penn Mask and Wig Group. Won a Student Academy Award in 1977 for his documentary "Through Adam's Eyes." Was the winning bachelor when he appeared on The Dating Game in 1979. Has three daughters: Aubrey, Lara and Jenny. Is that enough info? DO I WIN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Originally posted by icefox98 Robert Lane Saget is his full name. Also, He attended Temple University. He also performed in a sketch comedy group at Temple. And, he made a prerecorded appearence on 1999 InterCollegiate Comedy Festival, sponsored by the University of Pennsylvania's Mask and Wig Comedy troupe. He did a monologue, peppered with jokes from his sitcoms ("DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle stole my plane ticket to the show tonight. Those bitches.") and closed his performance by autographing a photo for the head of the Penn Mask and Wig Group. Won a Student Academy Award in 1977 for his documentary "Through Adam's Eyes." Was the winning bachelor when he appeared on The Dating Game in 1979. Has three daughters: Aubrey, Lara and Jenny. Is that enough info? DO I WIN? I afraid this isn’t a ‘who’s the biggest Bob Saget fan’ quiz. But if they had a ‘who’s the biggest Bob Saget fan’ quiz, you would probably win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy867 Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 1.) Agent Smith gives Morpheus a lap dance. YOU KNOW HE WANTS TO!!! BONUS) Andy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talldudeX Posted August 15, 2002 Author Share Posted August 15, 2002 LOL...you guys crack me up...okay, keep goin for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orengimomo Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Blue from Blue's Clues ask's the agent to help him find his clues. The agent doesnt want to so he says "find them and destroy them" referring to Blue's clues. Bobs middle name is: Vanschlisterbickclickclikcshhhhhhhpop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 distribute the points already..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth-Nasty Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Agent smith tries to eat a donut but cos he's such a retard he misses his mouth and squashes the donut on his forehead! The other agents all laugh at him untill he cries like a big girl oh and its: Bob Mr T Saget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talldudeX Posted August 15, 2002 Author Share Posted August 15, 2002 Ok here we go. To restate question 2: What happens in the government building where morphius is being kept right before the agent says "find them and destroy them" and bonus 2: Erm...i'm lazy...bob saget's middle name... Your answers: MaulerZ13 - he farts/Farfanugget SivyB - They do a musical number/gaylord teutonicknight - Pigs and cats start raining down on Neo. /Rob icefox98 - Robert Lane Saget is his full name...etc... Andy867 - Agent Smith gives Morpheus a lap dance./ANDY!! Orengimomo - Blue from Blue's Clues ask's the agent to help him find his clues.../Vanschlisterbickclickclikcshhhhhhhpop Darth-Nasty - Agent Smith squashes the donut on his forehead!/Mr T The points go to: MaulerZ13 - 4 SivyB - 3 teutonicknight - 2 icefox98 - 5 Andy867 - 4 Orengimomo - 6 Darth-Nasty - 3 Totals: Orengimomo - 7 MaulerZ13 - 7 Darth-Nasty - 6 SivyB - 5 Andy867 - 5 icefox98 - 5 teutonicknight - 2 mima kake - 1 Question 3. Neo is told by the oracle that he is... Bonus. Neo falls in love with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 1) A flaming pile of dog crap 2) His great grandma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy867 Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 - he is gay! But everyone already knew that! BOnus) Switch! Blonde, short hair.. You know what they say, blondes have more fun!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 he's meant to be at a Pyjama party bonus - his brother Geo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth-Nasty Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Neo is told by the oracle that he is actually a badger called norman Neo falls in love with Mr Kiplings Bakewell Tarts. He does make exceedingly good cakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Originally posted by Darth-Nasty Neo is told by the oracle that he is actually a badger called norman Neo falls in love with Mr Kiplings Bakewell Tarts. He does make exceedingly good cakes. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Blant rippoff of Redwing's anti-trivia thread in Arese...bah is th best you can do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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