whitedragon Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubatus Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Funniest* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Grosse Pointe Blank Marty: Debi's house. Paul: Kinda crept up on you, didn't it? Marty: No, you drove us here. Paul: [pause] Yep. The whole nine yards The meat's fine, the lettuce is fine, but if you bring me another hamburger with mayonnaise on it, I'll cut off your legs, set fire to your house and then watch you try to crawl out of your burning house with bloody stumps. Airplane Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Evolution Harry Block: No, not the leg. Ira, don't let them take my leg. Nurse Tate: Doctor! It's moving. Dr. Paulson: It's headed for the testicles. Harry Block: Take the leg! Please take the leg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Shhhhhhh, Listen! can you smell something? Ray in Ghostbusters, always makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 jah u fiendish fiendish man! u had a map i no had ..... i d/l map .... then i get back and u changed to another map i no had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Happy Gilmore: "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?" *pause* "No!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 lol, i was only runnibg through a load of new maps I added sorry man, had no idea:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 lol sok more maps for me to d/l ... yay!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 23, 2002 Author Share Posted August 23, 2002 hi kylilin ive never seen you here before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 America's Sweethearts Interviewer: So you're looking comfortable Eddie: I'm going to be truthful with you. I just took a half a pound of Vicodin, so I'm going to be feeling pretty comfortable until March. Meet the parents Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples. Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? Hot Shots Topper Harley: Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"thA dekMan" Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Kylilin Happy Gilmore: "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?" *pause* "No!" lmao, I luv that part. There are thousands of great lines in Austin Powers Movies... rrriight. I think i'm just gonna go watch a mmmmmovie. ey doctor... how was space? space was cool. and then in goldmember it cracks me up when they are singing hard knock life, and hes like dominos and then the rest is just cut out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 23, 2002 Author Share Posted August 23, 2002 major payne drug dealer: you had better give up seniour you cannot kill us all. *payne takes gun out and shoves it up drug dealers ass* payne:no but i can clean you collon out faster that one of those baritos with extra guacamoli sause. LOTR pippen:whats that? mary:this my friend is a pint. pippen:it comes in pints...im getting one. leathal wepon 4 uncle benny:have something to eat, ill give you a police discount riggs: fly lice uncle benny: fly lice? it is fried rice you plick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 "Billy do you like movies about Gladiators?" _Airplane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 FOTR Merry: Stick it in the ground! Pippin: It is in the ground! Merry: Outside! Pippin: It was your idea! "AAAAAAAA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Kylilin Happy Gilmore: "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?" *pause* "No!" Kylilin! *run tackle hug* Hows it goin, you ol' freak? Fuuny quote: Blazing Saddles "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 23, 2002 Author Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 Kylilin! *run tackle hug* Hows it goin, you ol' freak? how is it you know all these people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psionic Jedi Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Independance Day Will Smith (char name?): You did NOT just shoot that green **** at ME! Space Balls Helmet: I see your schwartz is as big as mine! Monkies: What is it coming out of it's nose? Monkies 2: It looks like Space Balls! Monkies: Well ****, there goes the planet! Star Trek TVH Kirk: Well, Double Dumb Ass on you! MIIB Agent J: Just about everyone who works in a postal office is an alien. Kay: Does that come standard? Jay: It came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over All Star Wars movies "I have a bad feeling about this" BLEH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 hello Obi, I have been on a brief hiatus, but I am back now. Army of Darkness: Ash: "Yo she-bitch, let's go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Army of Darkness: "Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" The Crow: "Caw, Caw, Bang, **** I'm dead!" Full Metal Jacket: "God has a hard-on for Marines!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Army of Darkness----------------------------------- Ash: Your leaving but two things... Jack and Sh*t... and Jack left town Ash: Hail to the King, baby Ash: Gimmie some sugar, baby Ash: This......................is my BOOM stick! Ash: The names Ash...*loading shotgun*...housewares. Up in Smoke----------------------------------------- Man: Do you know who this is?! Cheech: No, who is this is? Cop: Liscence please. Cheech: It's on the bumper maaaan! *Laughs histericly* ANH--------------------------------------------------- C3po: Nobody complains when a droid wins Han Solo: That's because droids don't pull peoples arms off after they lose. Wookies are known to do that. Chewbacca: Grrrrraaaaawwwrrrlll C3po: New tactic, let the wookie win Space Balls------------------------------------------- Dark Helmet: What's a matter Col. Sanders, chicken?! Dark Helmet: She's gone from suck to blow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamiclone Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 FULL METAL JACKET That Ermy guy is the best!! "How tall are you soldier? I didnt know they stack **** that high!" "Do you suck Dicks?!" "Here strangle yourself! Dont touch me FAGGOT! Put your neck in my hand!" "Where you from faggot?! Texas! Only Steers and Queers come from Texas, and you dont look like a Steer so that about narrows it down" (something like that) Oh ya now Ermy has his own show on the History Channel MAIL CALL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummo.nz Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Commando: -Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired. -says to garbage men (hitmen in disguise): 'I thought you were going to miss me', 'don't worry, we won't' [insert shooting sounds here]. -I eat green berets for breakfast, and I'm very hungry. -I let him go -Stick around (not sure if right movie here) -Let off some steam Bennat Predator: -I dont have time to bleed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Originally posted by Gummo.nz Predator: -I dont have time to bleed. That's Gov. Jesse "the body" Ventura of Minn. OMG. I love the cheesy one-liners Arnie Schwartenfeffer has. Don't forget... Tue Lies- *Terrorist is attatched to a rocket* Arnie: You're fired! Kindergarden Cop- Arnie: It's not a tumor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Originally posted by whitedragon how is it you know all these people He's been here alot longer than you have.. .. and so have I :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Knight Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Not Another Teen Movie:(i can't possibly do all the funny lines in this movie) Principal:Shut your hold wang chung! It is funnier in the movie though i always crak up laughing when i see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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