Tyrion Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 Here you can post any quotes that you made up or have been said before,but make sure they are twisted... - Make a man a fire,keep him warm for a day. Put a man on fire,keep him warm for the rest of his life... - Please contact the surgeon general,the army, and the president before giving Kal-El viagra... - Spam may cause dizzyness,loss of sight, banning, resetting post counts, lost of sanity, and diareah. Please consult your doctor and admin before spamming. - I see Paris,I see france, I have obi's underpants. -Lexx has beauty, paw, and no bra! - Me so horney :D:D:D
Bob Gnarly Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 yup................ :eyeraise: :snear: nice thread but i cant think of anything
Sivy Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 hamsters with forks shouldn't be trusted the grass maybe greener on the other side, but so are the cows it's better to be happy than sad
Bob Gnarly Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 oh wait "me so.........." no wait you have that one done....... ummmmmm I SERIOUSLY CANT THINK OF ANYTHING!!! Click Here ---->http://www.****eyed.com/inside/million/million18.jpg<----Click Here maybe thats why i cant think.........
Sivy Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 life is a cookie amazing things never happen to fantastic people but fantastic things always happen to amazing people tomorrow is another day only by being insane will you know what being sane is like
kamiclone Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 Killing a dog is like killing your best friend If there is always a bigger fish......then.......WTF!!!
mima kake Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 there goes the monkey from his sleeve The one who digs a hole for some one else will fall in it him/her self. To find the dog in the kettle. high trees catch alot of wind. A good neighbour is better then a far away friend.
Bob Gnarly Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 "do or do not there is no tie......TRY, TRY, I MENT TO SAY TRY!"
Sivy Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 With mongoose feed in packs, you know there’s a storm coming air is like glass, you can see through it, but don't try to breathe it
mima kake Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 keep an eye in the sail. when the horses starting to sneeze, The bees will milk the trees.
Sivy Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 pick a colour and stick with it i am the walrus jumping up and down on a computer might damage it
mima kake Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 Don't sit on a nail. If you see a butterfly, Eat the little basterd
ZBomber Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 uh..... right...... Somebody shot my pony!
Sivy Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 Originally posted by mima kake If you see a butterfly, Eat the little basterd lol, if you see birds flying backwards, be warned, you may be travelling backwards as well.
mima kake Posted September 14, 2002 Posted September 14, 2002 try jumping of a cliff singing "NEW YORK NEW YORK".
Darklighter Posted September 15, 2002 Posted September 15, 2002 What's the difference between a chicken?...one of it's legs is both the same...
Jedi Spy Posted September 15, 2002 Posted September 15, 2002 one fine day in the middle of the night...
gorganfloss Posted September 15, 2002 Posted September 15, 2002 the emu has feelings. if you give a mouse a cookie, say bye to the cookie. find a penny pick it up, then the rest of the day youll have...a penny. apple, nipple, hungry. nipple, apple, crap. my dryers broken, I need you to fix the spring.
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 15, 2002 Posted September 15, 2002 Don't run from a sniper. You'll only die tired. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a pinky monkey named Spunky ran into the forest and chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could? But this ass is more powerful than any ass I have ever encountered, master!
gorganfloss Posted September 15, 2002 Posted September 15, 2002 Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi Don't run from a sniper. You'll only die tired. Thats the funniest thing Ive heaard today.
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 15, 2002 Posted September 15, 2002 Pleasure to be of service, gorganfloss.
Darth Groovy Posted September 15, 2002 Posted September 15, 2002 Wherever you go, there you are! When men were shorter, and lived near the water. Never listen to a fat man play the tuba, always listen because you'll never know what you'll hear. Jeezum Crow!
mima kake Posted September 15, 2002 Posted September 15, 2002 The fun thing about death is, that it never ends. It's better to have one bird in your hand, Then a automatic-weapon against your head. If water can clean things, then why does fish smell so bad.
Murdoch Posted September 15, 2002 Posted September 15, 2002 Confusious say: -Man who smoke pot choke on handle. ps best thread for ages.
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