Boba Rhett Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 The Balrog: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM??? Merry: How about a pint, Pippin? Pippin: No thanks, it's my goal to stay sober. Barliman Butterbur: I have a mind like a steel trap. Any Hobbit: (to a shoe salesman) I wear a size 6. Aragorn: Sorry Arwen, I've decided I like hobbits better than elves. (hmmmmm....or would he.... -rhett ) Frodo: Sure Boromir, you can wear it any time you want Aragorn: Score Boromir's dead. I just gotta finish off his loony dad and then I can become King of Gondor. ::In girly voice:: Gondor needs no king. ::normal voice:: I'll show him. Merry: Dude. Gandalf: DUDE! Gandalf: Oh man, I got so wasted last night. Sam: Get your own damn breakfast, Frodo. Aragorn: Come on Eowyn, you me and Arwen, whadda ya say? Samwise: You know what Frodo, screw you, I've always hated your guts Samwise: **** off, Mr. Frodo. Gimli: I'm gonna go take a crap. Legolas: I'm gonna go take a crap. Ok ok ANYONE: I'm gonna go take a crap. Butterbur: Be at ease, fair maid. Those nine Black Riders will never bother you again after the beating I gave them. Aragorn: My grandmother in law has a hotter body than my fiancee Boromir: I am called Boromir the arrow dodger Gandalf (Just as he falls down with the Balrog) : **** meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... Tom Bombadil:Taste my flaming fist of might and die, little innocent hobbits! Frodo: Listen everyone, why don't we just have one of the eagles fly this thing to mordor and drop it on in? It'll save us all a lot of time and pain. Everyone: Shut the **** up, Frodo! Sam: Let's get this b*** to Mordor! Add your own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Boromir: I am called Boromir the arrow dodge LOL!!!! Those are great Rhett, where'd you find them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Aragorn to Boromir: "I got somethin you can blow, but it's not that friggin annoying horn of yours ~.~ " (you can edit that if it's too perversed ) Gandalf: "HAHAHAHAHAHHA! You cannot kill me! I only change color!" Balrog: "oh dear, Hell is a mess! I need to call the maid!" Gollum: "Ah, screw that ring! I found it in a Cracker Jacks box!" Gimli: "Ah, I never liked my cousin anyways." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Saruman: Do you know how the orcs first came into existence? Well, one night at a bar, I was drowning my sorrows in ale... Frodo: I like women! heh, hehehe, couldn't resist the last one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Gimli: Those Elves are MUCH better than me. In fact, I'd like to tell them myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Aragorn (On bridge of Khazad-dum): "I told you! Didn't I? I said, we shouldn't come this way! But, NOOooo, we wouldn't listen to Aragorn, he's just a stupid ranger, what does he know?! Now look what you've gone and done, (Gandalf falls with Balrog) Serves him right, for ignoring my counsel!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Frodo: Sam! I didn't know you knew how to scuba dive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 Eowyn: "I think I'll just stay home and watch the kids." Gimli: "Axes are for sissies, real men bake cookies." Gollum/Smeagol: "It's just a stupid ring, whats the big deal." Sauron: "It's just a stupid ring, whats the big deal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 28, 2002 Author Share Posted September 28, 2002 Sam (To Frodo): "Wanna ****?" Gimli (To Legolas): "Will you carry me?" Pip : "No thanks, I'm not hungry." Gandalf : "Woah... dude, Bilbo. Who's your supplier? This is some good ****." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 Those are hilarious guys Speaking of LotR, anybody else here do LotR TCG? I just got a free Eowyn card for buying $10 worth of cards today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 Frodo: "Dude, where's my ring?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 LOL. These are good, guys. Aragorn (kissing Arwen): Stop it! We're on camera! All that came to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryllith Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 Gimli: "Can't we just ride horses?" Legolas: "I'm am SO SICK of trees. Let's go spelunking" Aragorn: "**** the Path of the Dead; who's up for poker?" Galadriel: "Jeez people, just go home." Pippen: "I'm not hungry." Sam: "My Old Gaffer use to say, 'Keep that up and you'll go blind.'" Gollum: "Give me some more of that elf-food." Merry: "Smoking's bad for your health." Treebeard: "Here, use my whetstone." Kryllith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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