Phizzle Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 *Ewok turns into a giant rancor and eats gorganfloss and swipes away enemies* Meanwhile while GreenPanther is busy chopping off enemies heads with his dark blue lightsaber, the rancor/ewok farts out gorgan on the aliens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 stabs a 3rd one, and forces the 4th off a cliff. Standing where he was, he asked himself, "Where do they keep coming from?" (Looks around) A giant , ******* strong alien tackles his comrades, and then rushes at him. A stab forward with the saber, and the ***** was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Darky runs at the alien forces, who in turn are charging into him...suddenly, a Mcdonalds restaurant to the right catches his eye... "Ohhh, one Big Mac wouldn't hurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 *uses spoon* THE END Ok not the end but it should be!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 No way is it the end dude... *Darky kicks spoon out of Agen's hand, and triple kicks him into a rock* Let's see if it's the end now huh b***h!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 *gets up and knocks darky's ehad off the rock until he bleeds out of his hair!, fumbles for spoon and threatens to slit darky's throat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 22, 2002 Author Share Posted September 22, 2002 LJ tosses aside his rifle and draws his double high-explosive-shell handguns. He begins blasting away, cutting down enemies in their tracks. The bullets tear through the alien ranks like a monkey on a cupcake. Suddenly, that bizarre analogy gives LJ an even more bizarre idea. He produces a bazooka out of thin air, courtesy of his mobile-cache weapon transporter, and begins firing, but rather than bombarding the oncoming hordes with explosive shells, he fires wave after wave of cupcakes, coating the alien menaces in gobs of sugary frosting and fluffy dough. All of a sudden, a massive hooting noise is heard as legions of monkeys descend upon the alien masses, tenaciously decimating their ranks to get to the sweet treats. Hundreds of aliens are cut down during the simian stampede. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 *Darky stumbles on the ground, blood dripping from his head* nooooo......just do what you want, but don't use the spoon on me!!!!...noooooooo!!!! ...someone end this go*dammit!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 *slashes at Darkie, viciously and darkie walks off the edge to his doom THE END! I love pooping parties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 using a fork dath disables the spoon Back away vile demon! Dath begins to beat agen to near death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 *but the spoon calls all the spoonafanics (the people who's minds were taken over when they recieved their spoon gift) to attack dath and rip him to peices* You can never stop us you know, not even the feeble fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 22, 2002 Author Share Posted September 22, 2002 LJ grabs the spoon and the fork and tosses them both off a cliff. "Enough infighting, the aliens are advancing!" *Produces a riot shotgun and starts blowing away the aliens.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 *decks Lunitic jedi* Dont you diss the spoon or fork *Lunitic passes out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 *This enrages the spoon and agen who both attack LJ and together throw him off the cliff to doom!!!! to join dead darkie who is dead... no ocming back!!!* and well the aliens don't have the spoon so *dances with the spoon while slicing through aliens and so on* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Dath, i don't thikn you realised, you are a spoonafanic! you accepted the spono rpelica gift, didn't you? why do you think you always felt strange tht URGE to use the spoon, use it to please it's will. huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 22, 2002 Author Share Posted September 22, 2002 LJ and Dark are both brought back to life through some ridiculous occurence, at which point LJ whops Agen unconscious with the butt of his shotgun. He grabs the spoon and the fork, jams them down the shotgun barrel, and blasts them into oblivion. Whoever tries that again gets one right in the face. Don't mess with the creator of the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Well, here is one Swampie untouched by the evil spoonafanics...die cutlery demon!!!!! *charges at spoonafanics alone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 *Dath silently glares at agen* Im Batman *breaks the spoon he was given* *joins darky* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Ah ha!! Welcome back to the true kitchen utensil side Dath...any of you who have been given these spoon gifts from Agen, throw them on he floor...join the cutlery rebellion!!! *Agen throws spoon at Darky's forehead* *Is knocked unconscious* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 *Using the metallic blades on his saber hilt, gf ruthlessly slices into the spoon-zombies* "Die evil spoonfanics!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Jedi220's alarm clock goes off in his hut, and he gets out of bed groggily. He looks out window, rubs his eyes, then goes to brush his teeth. He does a double take and looks back out the window. "Holy fukin ****! What the hell has been going on?" He quickly jumps into his biker scout armor and grabs a beaten up, heavily modded blaster rifle. "Let's make sure it works." He opens his window quietly and sticks his head out of it. Nearby, he sees, thru a window, Darth Groovy in his couch watching CNN. Jedi220 takes aim, and fires twice. The first indigo shot breaks the glass and the second destroys Groovy's TV. Obscenities and noises of frustration are heard from the Groovy residence. "Guess it does." He holsters it, and reaches for his chrome plated lightsaber, and ignites it to unleash its long, white blade. He turns it off, and puts it in an arm-carried holster. He fumbles around in his pocket for his keys, and goes outside and gets on his speeder bike. After he starts the ignition, he turns on the seat warmer and heads off toward the battlefield. He turns on his cell phone and calls gorganfloss to see what's happening before he gets there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Dath Jumps into the batmobile and begins mowing down spoon zombies. Accidentally hitting Jedi220 sending him flying through the air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by Jedi220 He turns on his cell phone and calls gorganfloss to see what's happening before he gets there. *gf gets pissed off at having to stop and answer his phone, and sprints towards Jedi220.* *pressing a button on the gauntlet of his mandalorian armor, his second white lightsaber pops out of his bracer* *he ignites it and starts kicking Jedi220's ass* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 i like your new avatar max, batman rules! your title maybe better in all caps imho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 (He pulls out twin Devastols and starts blasting everything and everyone in his path, looks at Darth Maximus, and gets an idea.) 'Alright,' he thinks, 'I can either attach a neutron bomb to Darth Maximus, or I can pull out a high powered DEMP2.' (Calls Darth Maximus, attaches a neutron bomb to him, forces him to go out and kill everyone, including himself and Topshot.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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