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stabs a 3rd one, and forces the 4th off a cliff. Standing where he was, he asked himself, "Where do they keep coming from?"

 

(Looks around)

 

A giant , ******* strong alien tackles his comrades, and then rushes at him. A stab forward with the saber, and the ***** was dead.

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LJ tosses aside his rifle and draws his double high-explosive-shell handguns. He begins blasting away, cutting down enemies in their tracks. The bullets tear through the alien ranks like a monkey on a cupcake.

 

Suddenly, that bizarre analogy gives LJ an even more bizarre idea.

 

He produces a bazooka out of thin air, courtesy of his mobile-cache weapon transporter, and begins firing, but rather than bombarding the oncoming hordes with explosive shells, he fires wave after wave of cupcakes, coating the alien menaces in gobs of sugary frosting and fluffy dough.

 

All of a sudden, a massive hooting noise is heard as legions of monkeys descend upon the alien masses, tenaciously decimating their ranks to get to the sweet treats. Hundreds of aliens are cut down during the simian stampede.

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*This enrages the spoon and agen who both attack LJ and together throw him off the cliff to doom!!!! to join dead darkie who is dead... no ocming back!!!* and well the aliens don't have the spoon so *dances with the spoon while slicing through aliens and so on*

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LJ and Dark are both brought back to life through some ridiculous occurence, at which point LJ whops Agen unconscious with the butt of his shotgun. He grabs the spoon and the fork, jams them down the shotgun barrel, and blasts them into oblivion.

 

Whoever tries that again gets one right in the face. Don't mess with the creator of the thread. :p

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Jedi220's alarm clock goes off in his hut, and he gets out of bed groggily. He looks out window, rubs his eyes, then goes to brush his teeth. He does a double take and looks back out the window.

 

"Holy fukin ****! What the hell has been going on?"

 

He quickly jumps into his biker scout armor and grabs a beaten up, heavily modded blaster rifle.

 

"Let's make sure it works."

 

He opens his window quietly and sticks his head out of it. Nearby, he sees, thru a window, Darth Groovy in his couch watching CNN. Jedi220 takes aim, and fires twice. The first indigo shot breaks the glass and the second destroys Groovy's TV. Obscenities and noises of frustration are heard from the Groovy residence.

 

"Guess it does."

 

He holsters it, and reaches for his chrome plated lightsaber, and ignites it to unleash its long, white blade. He turns it off, and puts it in an arm-carried holster. He fumbles around in his pocket for his keys, and goes outside and gets on his speeder bike. After he starts the ignition, he turns on the seat warmer and heads off toward the battlefield. He turns on his cell phone and calls gorganfloss to see what's happening before he gets there.

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He turns on his cell phone and calls gorganfloss to see what's happening before he gets there.

 

*gf gets pissed off at having to stop and answer his phone, and sprints towards Jedi220.*:mad:

*pressing a button on the gauntlet of his mandalorian armor, his second white lightsaber pops out of his bracer*

*he ignites it and starts kicking Jedi220's ass*

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(He pulls out twin Devastols and starts blasting everything and everyone in his path, looks at Darth Maximus, and gets an idea.)

 

'Alright,' he thinks, 'I can either attach a neutron bomb to Darth Maximus, or I can pull out a high powered DEMP2.'

 

 

(Calls Darth Maximus, attaches a neutron bomb to him, forces him to go out and kill everyone, including himself and Topshot.)

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