Havoc Stryphe Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 2 or B So off they went, at a rather slow rate of speed, towards the land of Arkansas. Unfortunately for them, the golf cart got horrible gas mileage and before they knew it, they had run out of gas and money. The golf cart slowly came to rest... A) On the side of the highway, in the middle of nowhere B) In front of a Biker bar C) against the bumper of a parked State Trooper's cruiser D) In front of a Used car sales lot -Havoc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 A So they waited there for a whlie when suddenly.... A) A biker gang drove by B) A semi drove by C) A minivan drove by D) absolutely nothing happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 B . . .that was carrying liquid sulfur. A)They asked for a ride to Arkansas B)They were shot on sight C)The truck driver drove on D) Absolutely nothing happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 D So they waited even longer until A) Rhett got fed up with waiting and said "That's it. I'm walking!" B) A UFO swooped down and puuled them up with a glowing green beam. Rhett ---------------> C) Dash pulls up in a podracer. Dash ----------> D) Satan walks by and says he'll transport them anywhere they want in exchange for their eternal souls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 D Just then, Tenacious D walk up and start blasting out the greatest song in the world (as noted by their song, Tribute) and drive satan off...then A) The D whip out thier bongs and start comparing stuff w/ Rhett B) The D offer our people a ride to Arkansas C) A rock concert breaks out D) Homer wakes up from his dream to find that they are still stuck in the middle of nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 D He sits up to see, A. Chase trying to take off his pants. B. Rhett arguing about the superior quality of American made bongs versus Canadian bongs with Sherack. C. Everyone arguing about who was going to carry Homer. D. All of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 C "You carry him!" (chase) "No you" (rhett) "He's too fat...you"(chase) "your the dumb ass who's golf cart died in the middle of nowhere you!" (rhett) finnaly a) a bunch of burly looking women bike riders pull up b) a bus full of "I love Lucy" fans stops to pick them up c) Chase's mom pulls up in her mini van d) a police offer pulls up and asks "what seems to be the problem fellas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 D To which Sherack replied, "Well, you see. We need a ride to Arkansas 'cause our Golf Cart ran out of gas." Just as the Cop was going to reply Chase chimed in, "Oh, maybe you can help us decide wether Sherack's Canadian Bong is better made than Rhett's American made bong!" The Cop wasted no time with his response, "Tell you what, boys. I'll give you a ride..." "Excellent!" "...downtown to my precinct!" "Bummer!" Just as the cop was about to cuff the trio... A) Tie Guy pulled up in his cadillac and the three jumped in and raced down the road B) Eets pulled up in his Station wagon and the three jumped in and raced down the road C) Fergie pulled up in his Pinto and three squeezed in and raced down the road D) A venomous snake bit the Cop on his leg, instantly killing him. Leaving his patrol cruiser for the trio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 LOL!!!!! Thats hilarious Havoc! D So they raced off in the police car, lights blazing, until they came across.... A) A dead body lying in the middle of the raod B) A hitch hiker C) A flamingo D) A video poker joint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryllith Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 B They were about to stop and give her a ride, but noticed that she wasn't carrying a towel. They decided to A) ignore her and continue on their way. B) pull out their Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and point out why she should be carrying a towel. C) figure out how many points she's worth and run her down. D) pretend to be cops and bust her for hitchhiking. Kryllith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 C the field manual says that if she is hot, she's worth 0 points, "single bag"ugly 100 points, and "double bagger" 1000 pts...they all look up and start talking, they come to the conclusion that she is A) Hot B) Single Bag C) Double Bag D) A new lifeform consisting of a cross between a pig and the back of a bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 A So A) They pull over, take some pictures then drive off. B) Rhett slams on the breaks, hops out and starts putting his moves on her. C) They drive closer and realize it's clefo. D) They hide Chase in the trunk, break out the cologne, suck in their guts then pull up to her and ask if she needs a ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 D "No, that's okay. I'm waiting for my boyfriend. He should be here anytime now..." *loud roaring interupts her and jediduo pulls up in an incredibly fast Toyota Supra.* "Sorry, baby. I had to outrun some cops." *J notices Rhett, Homer, and smells Chase in the trunk.* "You guys wanna... a) Drag race? b) Meet my cousin Tara? (motions to hot girl) c) Join my racing team? d) Run from the 17 police cars that are headed straight for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 B So now that Rhett has a red mark on his face, they A) Pick her up anyway B) leave her in our dust C) Let Homer & Sherack have a shot D) toss Chase in the trunk and do their best to impress her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 B "hey, jedidou, that's a nice CAR..." said rhett. he popped open the truck and pulled chase out. "well, let's go, guys." he said. he walked to the CAR, which still had the keys in it, and started it. sherack, homer, and chase hop in, and they start to drive off. "hey, that's my CARya snooze ya loose" yelled rhett. all of a sudden, jediduo ran to the cop car and pulled out a pistol, which he fired at the CAR A) Hit a wheel, causing it to go flat and making the CAR stop. B) went in through the back window and destroyed sher's bong. C) hit the gas tank, causing the CAR to explode. D) missed. EDIT- I love this edit feature! and excuse me if i don't know every single make and model of every car ever made! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 D So they go down the highway until they come to...... A) A Gas Station B) A Sonic C) An Oasis D) The Pacific Ocean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 D "I think we went the wrong way guys," said Sherack. "I knew we shouldn't have trusted Chase to navigate," replied Rhett. "Did you guys know that a Supra is a car?" asked Homer. "Details, details," replied Rhett. "Ok guys we realy need to get somewhere else before the police get are on our trail again. We're going to.." A) Pensylvania B) Arkansas C) Texas D) Arizona *Oh if only the Second Contest: Story were continued. I'd do it but I'm a tad busy right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 C "Texas it is then", they all agreed. They jumped in the "truck" which resembles a foreign made sports car and made tracks towards Texas. As they drove the following was heard: "Mmmm, hot sauce!", Chase mumbled. "Mmmm, Steak", Said Sherack. "Mmmm, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders", drooled Rhett. A) "Mmmm, Tumbleweed", Homer added B) "Mmmm, Walker Texas Ranger", added Homer C) "Mmmm, concealed weapons", replied Homer D) "Mmmm, the stars at night, so big and bright *clap* *clap* *clap*, deep in the heart of Texas!", sang Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 D *blank stares ensue* Rhett: ...He's seen Pee Wee's Big Adventure waaaaay to many times. Either that.. or I've seen it way otmany times... Homer: Don't make me kill you and hide you in the Alamo's basement! Rhett: I guess that answers my question.... or does it. Hmmm.... Sherack: So what are we going to do first guys? A) Pick somebody else up. B) Buy cameras and head off to the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader try outs. There's always somebody needing comforting there. C) Hit some tasty BBQ joints! D) Combine all of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 B & C (so, D, kind of) After eating the tasty BBQ (what other kind is there in Texas??), and heading over to the stadium to catch the Cowgirls, they A) Snap all the pictures they can B) Get as many autographs as they can C) both D) put on their serious game faces (except for Chase, who's still in the trunk) and march in there for some serious flirtation....and possibly more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TieDefender75 Posted October 5, 2002 Author Share Posted October 5, 2002 time to include more people guys...(yes, even fergie so he stops complaining about stories) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 D As they walk in they are shocked to find Darthfergie, Artoo, and Jatt surrounded by cooing girls. A. Homer- "They're cramping our style! Kill them!" B. Rhett- "Ladies, if you think a droid is good, you haven't seen nuthin' yet." C. Chase- *oblivious to girls* "Anyone got a Pringles can?" D. Sherack- *says nothing, but stands staring at the "fast American women"* E. A huge fight ensues. F. A,B,C, and D, then E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 F "Bring it on! You just know you'll never be as big studs as we are!" yelled jatt as homer, rhett, and sher start to advance. chase just heads to the buffet in search of his pringles can. a brawl begins, with artoo zipping around zapping people w/ his taser thing, darth fergie using his force powers, and everyone else just beating the general crap outta each other. a big crowd of managers, cheerleaders, and other people gather around to watch. everyone eventually falls to ground winded. they then look up to see A) Chase has found his pringles can and is (gross) using it in front of everyone. B) chase has a cheerleader on each arm and is climbing into the supra (which is a CAR) C) chase has a cheerleader on each arm and is climbing into the supra. unfortunately, (gross again) they're male cheerleaders. (no offense, chase! ) D)a squad of police coming to break up the fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 C Chase was overheard as saying, A) Do you have Pringles? B) Wanna go play video games? C) I have a racing game that has a truck in it...I think it's called "Supra"...or something like that D) all of the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 A At the thought of that everyone immediately A) says, "EEEEEEEEeeeeewwww" in unison B) pukes C) makes a weird face D) say, "I didn't know he was gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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