TheWhiteRaider Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 I know the one way to beat Gonkh8er. If you fight him in JK2 bind this to your key. say "GONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And push it over and over. He will go mad and be careless causeing him to lose. And just to bug him. GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!,GONK!!. *Sees Gonkh8er walk into thread.* Oops. I am in trouble. (I am not flameing or anything like that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 ... Are you on drugs? What is it? Smack? Ice? Boom? Pow? What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Run before you go to Banville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett ... Are you on drugs? What is it? Smack? Ice? Boom? Pow? What? Maybe its Spoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 run..... fast............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 thread reopened due to unpopular demand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Duly noted. Now back to business... I HAVE A FRESHLY BAKED HOSTESS FRUIT PIE IN MY PANTS! IT BURNS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWhiteRaider Posted October 23, 2002 Author Share Posted October 23, 2002 Are you trying to get it closed again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 No... BUT IT BURNS! GAHH!!! THE FRUIT PIE HURTS ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 *wipes the sweat from his brow with his trembling hands whilst staring wide-eyed at the close post button like a starving man sitting over a giant sour-crout and sausage pizza* Fine, fine. I'll give into the insanity for tonight. Is it a good hurt though, Lunatic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Originally posted by TheWhiteRaider Are you trying to get it closed again? Whatever he is doing, he's doing a good job! EDIT- Rhett???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Mind over matter, Rhett. OH CRAP! NO! ITS THE BAD HURT! GAAAHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWhiteRaider Posted October 23, 2002 Author Share Posted October 23, 2002 There is method this madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Heh, what are you doing man?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWhiteRaider Posted October 23, 2002 Author Share Posted October 23, 2002 Hey Gonk. I think this thread is out of control. Look out!!! The pies are morphing into scorpions!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Expressing myself. OH JEEZUS! THE FRUIT PIE IS BEING REALLY EVIL! THE CLASSIC CUISINE OF THE HIPPIE HAS COME BACK TO HAUNT US! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Ok, there are three possibilities explaining what has gone down tonight. 1. We're all drunk. Very drunk. 2. We've been exposed to some sort of swamp gas (heh. get it?), causing us to behave in odd ways. 3. Back to the full moon thingy. That's gotta be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Originally posted by TheWhiteRaider Hey Gonk. I think this thread is out of control. You should be a detective..... ok... this threads going.. and if theres anymore spam guys.... temp bans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Good Lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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