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Leia caught in the middle

The object of my affection,

Where's your thong of gold

that gets our attention?

 

Watch out where you place those lips.

Nerf herder on the left, brother on the right.

Come sit on my lap and snuggle close,

And I'll solve your romantic plight.

 

 

Umm....That might have been too personal! :p

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- "Obi-Wan did never bother, telling you about your father!"

- "He told me enough, he told me you killed him!"

- "Then Theres something I must reveal then, I'm your father, I'm your father, I'm your father...."

 

We all know the rest!! Taken from Star Wars Gangsta Rap!!

Enjoy the full song if ya got it!!

 

-Clemme

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Originally posted by Count Dooku 2

Someone's got a crush on Princess Leia! Here's another song:

 

"Havoc Stryphe loves Leia!

Havoc Stryphe loves Leia!"

 

Repeat in a girly voice while skipping around in a circle!

 

Kidding!

 

 

I DO NOT! *giggles* hehe, Leia in her Gold bikini! ;)

 

 

Next Character Song:

 

Dengar, face wrapped in cloth,

as if to brave to cold of Hoth

from riches to rags and back to riches.

He owns you all, you're all his B******!

 

Rescued from the inferno's heat

Thinks blasters and speeders are really neat!

freinds with Fett and IG-88,

cross his path and meet your fate!

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The Saga Begins

 

A long long time ago

in a galaxy far away

Naboo was under an attack

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn

Could talk the Federation into

Maybe cutting them a little slack

But their response, it didn't thrill us

They locked the doors and tried to kill us

We escaped from that gas

Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

We took a bongo from the scene

And we went to Theed to see the queen

We all wound up on Tatooine

That's where we found this boy...

 

Oh my my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

Did you know this junkyard slave

Isn't even old enough to shave

But he can use the Force they say

Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen

Though he's just nine and she's fourteen

Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

Well, I know he built C-3PO

And I've heard how fast his pod can go

And we were broke, it's true

So we made a wager or two

He was a prepubescent flyin' ace

And the minute Jabba started off that race

Well, I know who would win first place

Oh yes, it was our boy

 

We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

Now we finally got to Coruscant

The Jedi Council we knew would want

To see how good the boy could be

So we took him there and we told the tale

How his midi-chlorians were off the scale

And he might fulfill that prophecy

Oh, the Council was impressed, of course

Could he bring balance to the Force?

They interviewed the kid

Oh, training they forbid

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear

And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here

Just stick it in your pointy ear

I still will teach this boy"

 

He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

We caught a ride back to Naboo

'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to

I frankly would've liked to stay

We all fought in that epic war

And it wasn't long at all before

Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

And in the end some Gungans died

Some ships blew up and some pilots fried

A lot of folks were croakin'

The battle droids were broken

And the Jedi I admire most

Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast

Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost

I guess I'll train this boy

 

And I was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

(i hope i'm not going to get flamed for this)

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Originally posted by kstar__2

The Saga Begins

 

A long long time ago

in a galaxy far away

Naboo was under an attack

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn

Could talk the Federation into

Maybe cutting them a little slack

But their response, it didn't thrill us

They locked the doors and tried to kill us

We escaped from that gas

Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

We took a bongo from the scene

And we went to Theed to see the queen

We all wound up on Tatooine

That's where we found this boy...

 

Oh my my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

Did you know this junkyard slave

Isn't even old enough to shave

But he can use the Force they say

Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen

Though he's just nine and she's fourteen

Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

Well, I know he built C-3PO

And I've heard how fast his pod can go

And we were broke, it's true

So we made a wager or two

He was a prepubescent flyin' ace

And the minute Jabba started off that race

Well, I know who would win first place

Oh yes, it was our boy

 

We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

Now we finally got to Coruscant

The Jedi Council we knew would want

To see how good the boy could be

So we took him there and we told the tale

How his midi-chlorians were off the scale

And he might fulfill that prophecy

Oh, the Council was impressed, of course

Could he bring balance to the Force?

They interviewed the kid

Oh, training they forbid

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear

And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here

Just stick it in your pointy ear

I still will teach this boy"

 

He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

We caught a ride back to Naboo

'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to

I frankly would've liked to stay

We all fought in that epic war

And it wasn't long at all before

Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

And in the end some Gungans died

Some ships blew up and some pilots fried

A lot of folks were croakin'

The battle droids were broken

And the Jedi I admire most

Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast

Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost

I guess I'll train this boy

 

And I was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

 

(i hope i'm not going to get flamed for this)

 

Ya seen the video for that song?!

 

Its really neat! Wierd Al singing in Jedi Clothes and Sidious playing piano!!!

 

Its absolutely brilliant!!

 

Sorry but I'm empty for any other k00 song!!

 

-Clemme

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yeah, it's really cool!

 

livin la vida yoda!:D

 

nothing to do with star wars:

 

Gee, I'm a nerd

Seen each Star Trek eighty times

Memorized each word

 

Home alone

On Friday nights

But I got eight gigabytes

Left on my hard drive

 

I'm hooked as I can get

Into the Internet

Maybe you would like to see my web page

 

I love my new PC

It means the world to me

So many things to download

 

Gee, I'm a nerd

All the jocks and muscle heads

Flip me the bird

Cause I'm a nerd

 

Gee, I'm a nerd

 

LOL cool song!:D:lol::D

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Geez everybody else is posting other people's work! :rolleyes:

 

Let's use our creativity and imaginations a little bit! ;)

 

Green and lanky

mean and cranky

Greedo played his part

 

Desired fame

with terrible aim

Solo knew it from the start

 

he took his shot

missed alot

and Solo fried his heart!

 

 

Okay, I was reaching for that one! :p

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I crashed my new pod

Into an iceberg

On Ando Prime

The called me a jerk

 

I had to pay new parts

I had to pay a repulsorgrip

Then my semi-repaired pod

Started to flip

 

Chorus:

Around and around

Above the ground

I am turning in my pod

 

It might be okay

But after a day

My snack starts to rot...

 

Then I solved the problem

And fell on my head

I'm happy I have a helmet

Instead of a hat.

 

I took my Nubian

And I thought I would quit

Before I thought of the

Mos Espa circuit

 

But my pod had the problem

It had yesterday

I started rotating

Over the ground made of clay

 

Chorus

 

It's still a WIP. I hope you liked it.

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