pass-it-on poem

[Hekx]

Yoda nodded and farted

So Luke departed

 

Noded? Nodded? Darn lack of education!

[Mex]

Luke went to the deathstar

And he went really far

[ckcsaber]

A final confrontation

between father and son

[Skate Boy]

Vader and luke fighting alot

Emporer sitting laughing(What a snot)

[-s/<itzo-]

Laughing and giggiling cuz he was smoking too much pot.

Luke notice and ask "can i get a pull" and the emperor replied "sure, why not."

[Sivy]

"you failed your highness", luke said boldly

"so be it jedi" said the emperor who was crusty and mouldy

[ckcsaber]

Luke on the floor

Electrocuted more and more

Then with a heave it was done

the evil emporer floating down

into the depths of the death star did he float

[leXX]

Vader turned from bad to good

Not much of a surprise, we all knew he would

Vader said 'let me see you with my own eyes'

The audience gasps, this is a surprise

Then the famous helmet comes off

Jezum Crow his face looks ruff

[ckcsaber]

But the battle is not over yet

For Lando and Nieum Numb

Are right now zooming thru the corridors

searching for the death stars core

[-s/<itzo-]

you guys are not playing according to the rules

so don't be a bunch of fools.

[leXX]

yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa is the cry

as out of the deathstar the falcon does fly

[Sivy]

the shield was down

So they blew up the death star, which was round

[leXX]

the celebration starts, the crowd cheers

the battle is over after all these years

[ckcsaber]

An ewok celebration then occurs

Lots of drinking but too much fur

[-s/<itzo-]

through the force yoda, anakin & ben appear

they ask luke "yo! pass us the beer."

[Sivy]

so now we go back to 20+ years before

when a greedy federation wanted more

[leXX]

they're all getting drunk as they watch Vader fry

x-wings and fireworks light up the sky

[-s/<itzo-]

Come on lexx stick with the story it makes more sense and challenging that way.

 

--back to the story--

 

The time where obi was an apprentice to qui-gon jin

He had bad habit, likes to smoke and drink some ginn.

[leXX]

Originally posted by -s/<itzo-

Come on lexx stick with the story it makes more sense and challenging that way.

 

Well if you notice the time of the posts, you will notice he posted just b4 me. My post should be b4 his then it will make sense. I thought you coulda figured that out for yourself!

[greedo626]

Originally posted by leXX

 

Well if you notice the time of the posts, you will notice he posted just b4 me. My post should be b4 his then it will make sense. I thought you coulda figured that out for yourself!

 

that doesn't rhyme:rolleyes:

[leXX]

neither does that

[greedo626]

uh oh. time for me to get sad,

because now leXX is mad:(

[leXX]

I'm not mad you silly twat

I thought you already knew that

 

[greedo626]

hmmm. I should have known, blast!

now I look like a stupid ass...t

[-s/<itzo-]

This is getting off track

i'll talk like yoda "to the story we must comeback."