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1. Tell me, Abdul.... why must fools fall in love?

 

2. The new and improved Honda

 

3. No commet.

 

4. Bert: "Dibs on the wing!" Elmo: " Elmo wants stuffing!"

 

5. Make up. You'll only find out after the wedding.

 

6. Not being able to make it to the net fast enough, Tim throws his trusty poket cat, to save the game.

 

7. Stan is cought sleeping on the job.

 

8. With hosting rates climing and income from ads not being enough, this webmaster is forced to hit the streets.

 

9. It took the johson twins quite a while to learn how to properly put on their underwear.

 

10. It was just then that Jim realized that spreading fish paste over his entire body to help with his peeling skin was not a good idea.

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1. why yes this is a french cafe (no offense)

 

3. ouch my ball sack hurts!

 

4. we also stuffed it with those damn kids

 

5. the 6 steps micheal jackson takes before starting his janet jackson concerts.

 

6. The third installment of AIR CAT

 

7. mr. incogneato didnt realize that he wasnt in america no more....

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1) Hey, the doc said only 1 glass a day...well, this is 1 glass...

 

2) The Afghanistan transportation is rated on a slightly different scale...pictured here is the 1 goat-power car...

 

3) She seems to be enjoying the game a little TOO much

 

4) Burying Big Bird just seemed like such a waste...

 

5) Revlon's new product is gauranteed to hide the fact that your really a man!

 

6) Will you ***holes stop throwing me in front of that thing?!?!?

 

7) Nigel had to be shot for having straight teeth

 

8) Warning signs of being conned by beggars, lesson 1

 

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9) Dangers of letting your kids to see "X-men" one too many times

 

10) Ok, Johnson, we gotta test the shark attration spray, so, we're gonna lower you down into the water now....and can I use you're handicapped sticker to park this thing?

 

 

No. 7 is a JOKE! Just joking, all of you British people...besides, you may get angry and bite me...then I'd have to explain how I got gingivitis on my leg.......ANOTHER JOKE!!!

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