Nitro Posted November 27, 2002 Posted November 27, 2002 Just spin out some lyrics abour anything... Try and keep it PG.
Cmdr. Cracken Posted November 27, 2002 Posted November 27, 2002 here i stand, at ol' high school, tryin to get in, to visit some d00ds. it's 2:10, the day's almost done, what's the harm, of planning some fun? Yet here i stand, out in the cold, freezin' my bum off, when i could be warm! Why am outside, instead of in? because security sucks, they won't let me in.
Nute Gunray Posted November 28, 2002 Posted November 28, 2002 I am too white to rap. word. west side. bling bling.
Nitro Posted November 28, 2002 Author Posted November 28, 2002 Not bad... Yo, I'm DJ Nitro and my words be flowin' Left to right, logical, is how it's goin' I got no delusions, I know I'm white But I'll wax ya poetic all day and all night So kick back and chill Cause my rhymes be ill And I'm Biggie-Sizing this beat Like a Super Value Meal Now I be in the groove, totally unstoppable Don't even try, cause I'm that chart toppable Eminem? White boy got nothin' on me And I could do Vanilla Ice 'fo I could do my ABC's Gigolo for an year, way back in Japan Hung Lo, Wei Lo, to the back of the van Man never made the money, money made the man Multi-million dollar jizzlets and the geishas ran Now it's been a great time, had myself a blast But I gotta get some sleep and I gotta get it fast I'll catch y'all tomorrow, see ya on the flip side When I'm finished dreamin' and being Miss Tara's nighttime guide.
Taarkin Posted November 28, 2002 Posted November 28, 2002 Songs are very dumb I don't see the point to them Please just burn in hell
Nitro Posted November 28, 2002 Author Posted November 28, 2002 If you don't like it, go away. I'm just creating a new, and somewhat interesting thread that uses a mostly untapped resource.
Taarkin Posted November 28, 2002 Posted November 28, 2002 Don't read into it It's just a freaking haiku Seriousy, die
Nitro Posted November 28, 2002 Author Posted November 28, 2002 Actually, I was responding to Nute mainly... Though I can't help but feel owned.
K_Kinnison Posted November 28, 2002 Posted November 28, 2002 Bring out my favourite fellow, Bring out the cherry jello God knows I really wanna, Bring out the greased Iguana Bring out my little poochie, We'll do the hootchie-cootchie God knows I wanna disco, Bring out the butter Crisco Bring out the chimpanzees-es, We'll give them our diseases Bring out the platypuses, They've got a thousand uses Call out the Glasgow bobbies, We'll teach them brand new hobbies Dollies inflatable, With morals debatable Bring out a Bengal Lancer, Dressed like a belly dancer God knows I'm really randy, Good thing I'm really handy Bring out the chains and leather, Bring out the ostrich feather, Bring out my Uncle Neddie, Clad in a tartan teddie Swine, donkeys, sheep and cattle, I'll make their jawbones rattle I'm as horny as a klaxon, I'll even take a Saxon
edlib Posted November 29, 2002 Posted November 29, 2002 Is that about what I think it's about?!? Er... uh,.. Ick.
Flying Beastie Posted November 30, 2002 Posted November 30, 2002 's been said befo' now I say again, b'fore I gotta go to fix up my plan. Y'guys are all wierd an' I know't be true, Nitro's all geared, but lookit all' you! If ya don' wanna play then find elsewhere t'go. We be here today but gone tomorrow. Hit it ch'y'all! *As seen here.
Nute Gunray Posted November 30, 2002 Posted November 30, 2002 what in the unholy name of satan is THAT? plus those Decepticons wouldn't be getting their funk on, they'd be stomping on the pathetic meat-machines of course.
Taarkin Posted November 30, 2002 Posted November 30, 2002 Plus, look at the litle one in the upper-right. Those records must be ****ing huge.
Nute Gunray Posted November 30, 2002 Posted November 30, 2002 dude, those are laserdiscs. they were like 93 feet across or something.
Gold leader Posted November 30, 2002 Posted November 30, 2002 Those bots are scratching with laserdiscs? Sure...
Flying Beastie Posted December 1, 2002 Posted December 1, 2002 Obviously, they can't use real records; that'd be like one of us trying to scratch with a bottle-cap. There's probably a facility (probably in Autobot City) that makes "maxcon"-sized reproductions of human artifacts. Originally posted by Nute Gunray plus those Decepticons wouldn't be getting their funk on, they'd be stomping on the pathetic meat-machines of course. You're forgetting that Decepticons are as individual as anyone. Someone like Ramjet or Skywarp would get their kicks wastin' the place (though human-lover Thundercracker is probably hanging out off-camera ), but I don't think Soundwave's heart was ever really in it. He strikes me more as a fiercely loyal guy who's just doing his job. Besides, according to at least one G1 episode ("Autobop"), Soundwave's no stranger to the club scene. As for Ravage and Laserbeak, they're obviously game if their keeper is, and Rumble and Frenzy can't resist a good party. Ironically, it looks like Rewind is the one who's gonna make a scene, as he looks about ready to attack Rumble. Blaster OTOH, is obviously having the time of his life!
Kylilin Posted December 5, 2002 Posted December 5, 2002 Please proceed with caution cause the lyricist is fatal I could kick your little monkey-ass like Kato Formulate your rhymes like a child forms play-doh Calm and serene like the study was Tao Poetry machine with correct mechanisms Immune to disease, I defeat organisms that are waiting in my path, I overstep the critters Give you ass the willies and your moms'll get the jitters Quitters turn to losers, losers are forgotten Tangle in my fore with, hopes that I stop rockin Never will that happen only if it is permitted Wait... I think somebody shi*ted I guess that will be me cause I'm the only one MCin I go for what I know doin a show for human beings Always try to lead yo never will I follow Blowin up the spot like Fred did to Rollo And when it comes to days like this, I got lyrics to go
Nitro Posted December 7, 2002 Author Posted December 7, 2002 Word. I'll probably spin another one out tonight after work.
Nute Gunray Posted December 8, 2002 Posted December 8, 2002 Actually, my original post in this thread was a two line 'rap song.' Think about it. I will attempt this 'freestyling' tomorrow. The results may be fatal.
Rogue15 Posted December 8, 2002 Posted December 8, 2002 Yo my name is not important I am in the electric current Not that you really care Why nobody didn't dare To ask me to reply to this thread It hurts my head and sent me to bed Now I lie as if I'm dead :mad:
Jem Posted December 10, 2002 Posted December 10, 2002 I'll quote rhymes I did a while back in the RGP forums: Hey Syrnl let's compose antother music. Ready DrumDroid? *bizarre electronic noise* Great, give me a fast beat. *Fast Hard Rock drum Beat begins and Syrnl follows with some kick ass heavy distortion guitar rhythm* Dig this: Hey you Rebel Scum ! Get out of my way you ugly bum Back up ! Back up ! Or you shall Succumb ! Suuuuuucuuuuumb ! Rebel scuuuuum ! Suuuuuucaw-aw-aaaawb ! You Rebel scum ! See this blaster gun? I'm fed up! fed up ! Then you better run ! Suuuuuucuuuuumb ! Rebel scuuuuum ! Suuuuuucaw-aw-aaaawb ! *Fast action Guitar solo, Syrnl must be using the force or something because he is playing GOD-LIKE* Don' t ya dare turn back, Or I shall attack ! No hesitation ! Against the Rebel Nation ! Suuuuuucuuuuumb ! Rebel scuuuuum ! Suuuuuucaw-aw-aaaawb ! Can't fight the temptation, To kill this rebel degradation, It is my life's dedication ! Laser reaches it's destination, REBEL ANNIHILATION ! Suuuuuucuuuuumb ! Rebel scuuuuum ! Suuuuuucaw-aw-aaaawb !
Kylilin Posted December 12, 2002 Posted December 12, 2002 Bust my ass in school To be a certified fool Now intellect of curb is my only tool But street game is so uncouth I took the SAT, and that the Sad Ass Truth I'm not gliding but I'm striving Hanging on by a thread and it's called surviving Hang on, hang on, hang y'all Walk the street and keep you head so tall For time is short, no time is bought You're only in the wrong if you get caught So kick in doors, bang on walls, shout in halls And Get yours.
Rebel Loyaltist Posted December 15, 2002 Posted December 15, 2002 I can't believe I missed the XWA Freestyle These other members freestyle make me want to spew bile These fools need to be put on trial and when they do make sure to dial Rebel Loyaltist, you want none of this If you try I'll hand outta diss from hell RL castin a spell on all yall suckas at try this moutha wow!
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