DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them. Well, since I might join the Air Force: Join the Air Force: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then bomb them. (I wish I had an AT-AT ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 I have a toy AT-AT somewhere, and it scares the crap out of my cat... anyway... If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 heh, theese words are what I have binded in JO Join Crimson masters today! STFU, n0ob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 here we go my LOTR spoof ideas are comeing back "there is one who could unite them. one who could reclame the thrown of gondor." "what that lasy son-of-a-" "shut up elrond" "fairwell frodo baggins. i give you....this shiney thing" "cool where do you put the quarter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 "My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely." "He who laughs last, thinks slowest" "If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And seek Counseling." "You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me" "I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha" "This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me" "Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult" "If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?" "The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name" "Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway" Just a few classics. There's a few more, but not suitable for this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." got that quote from the movie The Usual Suspect but i forgot who said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Hell, I've heard that in the bible, just different wording. Another good one: "I'm not as think as you drunk I am" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 how bout "why is the sky blue?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 "When you have it your way, it just tastes better!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by -s/<itzo- "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." got that quote from the movie The Usual Suspect but i forgot who said it. verbal kent (kevin Spacey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 ^ ohh yeah thanx siv ok i got some funny ones. "this ain't burger king, it's not have it your way." "why you all up in my grill like you were invited to the barbeque." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 "this ain't burger king, it's not have it your way." What exactly are you trying to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Talliusc Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 check the sig, its quite witty if you ask me wish i could take credit for it, or at least point credit where credits due but im a shameless ripoffer. blame Boss and jedi220 for eating my soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 "Who sent you?" "Yo Mama" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Yoda85 What exactly are you trying to say? do you ever watch them BK commercials, well their motto is: "Have it your way." when someone orders you around alot you say "this ain't burger king, it's not have it your way." you get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 I have a good one "I havn't failed... I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work." -Thomas Edison (I think) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 ^.~The Rock's Famous Quotes: "I'm going to check you into the Smack Down Hotel." "What do you think? ...It doesn't matter what you think." "Who is this Roody Poo?" "Know your roll and shut your mouth." "If ya smelllllllllll what the Rock is Cooking." "Jabroni!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 "Let's play a game. It's called STFU." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by vBulletin "Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 90 seconds." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Well now, thats original.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 best movie quotes: -- Jessep: You want answers? Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them. Jessep: You want answers? Kaffee: I want the truth! Jessep: You can't handle the truth! -- A Few Good Men --"E-T phone home!" -- E.T.: the Extra-Terrestrial --"Go ahead, make my day." -- Sudden Impact --"May the Force be with you." -- Star Wars --"I'll be back." -- The Terminator --"If you build it, they will come." -- Field of Dreams --"They're heeeere!" -- Poltergeist --"Stella!" -- A Streetcar Named Desire --"I just wanna go the distance." -- Rocky --"Oh, shiiiii--!!!" -- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid --"Tarzan...Jane." -- Tarzan, the Ape Man --"We don't need no stinkin' badges!" -- Treasure of the Sierra Madre --"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?" -- Mae West --"Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at 'hello.'" -- Jerry Maguire --"Show me the money!" -- Jerry Maguire tell me if i'm missing some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 "Luke, I am your father!" - Star Wars Episode V : The Empire Strikes Back You forgot that one! Oh yeah....almost forgot! "No! Do or do not! There is no try." - Star Wars Episode V : The Empire Strikes Back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockV1.89 Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 "Life's not a trip down the creek. Sometimes you've got to fall out of the canoe." (coined when me and my friend fell out of a canoe three times in a 50 yard span... yeah, we suck...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 Lol....I've never been in a canoe...is it fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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