A majestic tale

[Joshi]

...wasn't the son of...

[Oystein]

...Peter Molyneux. So she...

[BooJaka]

...decided to decide that...

[Bob Gnarly]

...he would have to....

[Oystein]

...marry Gabriel Byrne, but...

[spoon_man]

. . . but was kidnapped by . . .

[Bob Gnarly]

....a woman named Cher...

[James Isaac]

...who really wanted to...

[elTee]

...assasinate Prince Charles because...

[Joshi]

...of the annoyingly stupid...

[Oystein]

...ear thingy. Charles, however...

[Bob Gnarly]

....never really like Pie...

[BooJaka]

...so instead used 3.1415926535897932384626433832795...

[Bob Gnarly]

...but that didnt work....

[Joshi]

...so instead he said...

[BooJaka]

...in a quiet undertone...

[Joshi]

...that he had never...

[Oystein]

...slept with Cher. Suddenly...

[BooJaka]

...and really rather convieniently...

[Joshi]

...somebody told him that...

[elTee]

...his pants were aflame...

[BooJaka]

...realising this he danced...

[Bob Gnarly]

...untill his mom caught....

[GendoTheGreat]

...alight as well, causing...

[Joshi]

...HIS BACK BONE TO...