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Here's a neat trick!

 

Find a roll of pennies, or dimes, whichever feels more comfortable in your hand when you roll a fist.

 

Insert in palm of hand, close fingers

 

Punch assailant in face, and voila, your enemy doesn't know what hit him, and you're free to run away or pummel as you please.

 

Use this method with care kids!

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Originally posted by obi-wan13

Buggah, I've told similar to many people who wanted to fight me, and now I am one of the most popular kids in my grade level. The guys who wanted to fight me once are now my friends. It's just how middle school is. Trust me on that.

 

"One of the most popular kids in my grade level."

 

Um obi..do I really need to pull out the Class Ring of 02 incident story,again?

 

:D

 

Anyways,what you should do it talk to him. Or ignore him(easiest way to deal with enemies,I find.)Of course,I think the best solution for you,is to act like his friend. Be positive and curtious to him. Make him wonder "what the hell".

 

That way,he'll feel guily when he beats you and stuff.

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Originally posted by ZePhyR

Here's a neat trick!

 

Find a roll of pennies, or dimes, whichever feels more comfortable in your hand when you roll a fist.

 

Insert in palm of hand, close fingers

 

Punch assailant in face, and voila, your enemy doesn't know what hit him, and you're free to run away or pummel as you please.

 

Use this method with care kids!

 

a two dollar roll of nickels works PERFECTLY, i know from experience ;), and if you do use a fistpack, wear black gloves and do it at night, so they don't know it, if he tries to shake your hand afterwards, be careful he doesn't swing at you, cuz that's what my friend did to a kid, and i was afraid of it happening to me too, but it didn't, last couple of kids who thought they were tougher than me were REALLY mistaken, and i made a good name for myself, now NOBODY talks **** to me, even the kids that i know can kick my ass, three fights solved ALL of my problems with people talkin **** about me and wanting to fight, and pushing me around, do it, and you'll be fine, just don't get caught, for more effectiveness, lose one fight before this one, then everyone will underestimate you and they'll be blown away/surprised when you go in fists flying and hard hits, the kid will give up if he underestimates you and you really kick his ass

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Bah, this time I got my ass kicked.

 

I told him to lose the attitude of his to me, and then he said to shut the **** up and pushed me. I pushed him with one hand with full strength this time and he slammed onto the pipe, in which he proceeded to charge me and knocked me down, grabbing my neck and me trying to pull him off. He finally backed out with people holding us back. This strength of his surprised me, until I realized my backpack was heavier than his, since he put his books back into the locker while I kept them all in my backpack, which works against you while falling, giving him at least a solid 30 lb advantage. (I weighed my books.)

 

 

Then in the 2nd fight I attacked him with a blow to his stomach barely touching him, and he dived for me again, this time letting fury of blows at me, which practically did zilch. Then I gave him a direct hit on his sides and he got up, saying you're lucky they don't want me to hurt you, or I would've kicked your ass......

 

****, I made a fool of myself, now what I do? Even if I am stronger than him (which I'm not so sure of now), I can't fight the weight of my backpack and his weight at the same time.....

 

Anyway, I appreciated the help, but it looks like I underestimated him.......

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Originally posted by Guardian Omega

****, I made a fool of myself, now what I do? Even if I am stronger than him (which I'm not so sure of now), I can't fight the weight of my backpack and his weight at the same time.....

 

lol how about taking the backpack off?:D and if you must fight him... then beat the crap out of him;)

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Originally posted by obi-wan13

Don't fight him. I don't know how you ward off a fight in middle school, but try to. All I can say. If he attacks you, however, go for his knee caps. One who cannot stand,cannot fight.

 

hehehehehe HAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

but thats pretty hard.... what do you want to hit him over the knee with? :confused:.......... a bassball bat? cuase not many people can do that with a fist

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Originally posted by {BK}SupremePain

a bassball bat? cuase not many people can do that with a fist

 

A simple grab-and-twist will do. Grab their leg, push them with enough force to knock them to the ground, turn them over and perform the professional-wrestling equivelant to a "hermit crab hold"(i think that is what it's called).

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Originally posted by obi-wan13

A simple grab-and-twist will do. Grab their leg, push them with enough force to knock them to the ground, turn them over and perform the professional-wrestling equivelant to a "hermit crab hold"(i think that is what it's called).

 

*slips on Mr. Burns voice and does the finger thing* Ecxellent......:evil1:

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ok, probably not many people here have been in a/enough to know what is and isn't effective, here are a couple of things that ARE effective (i know from experience):

 

just walk towards him like you wanna talk, he'll have his guard down, then w/o any warning just lay him down w/one in the face w/your strongest arm (DO NOT wind up, build up force, or anything like that, it has to be the fastest punch ever thrown in the fight, it'll catch him off guard and unless he's really stout, it'll knock him down on his ass or off balance, when that happens, either keep swinging as fast as possible, or jump on him (straddle him, it's the most effective, don't anyone here think gross;)) and start wailing on him

 

or

 

jog/run at him and about 10 feet away, wind up so he can see it, it'll scare the **** out of him believe me, if he doesn't cower down, lay him a good one between the eyes, if you hit him right there he'll be in a daze (very unlikely that you'll knock him out in one hit though) and you can have fun w/him

 

if you take my advice, cool, if not, oh well, only tryin to help, tell us how it turns out and you HAVE to fight him now, that's the only way he'll learn, take my advice and he'll never bother you again, if he says **** like "he used fistpacks" or somethin like that, just offer to fight him again, beat him again, but before you do either fight, make sure you don't have a shirt or jewelry on, those can be used to your disadvantage, i know that from experience too, i never fight w/a shirt on, even if it's -10 outside, adrenaline will keep you warm and you'll be alright

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first if you had your backpack on both times and your going to fight him again then I strongly suggest that you TAKE IT OFF.

 

plus was the second one just kind of a un expected on or did you set it up like after school (if you set up fights it gives you time to get your adrnalin going before you fight so you dont feel anything):D

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A mix I think, wasn't thinking clearly enough, and both in front of people. Still, I had virtually NO injuries besides minor pavement ones. Really surprised me, but I've been told my bones are like iron. (My dad, who can kick my ass anytime, in one of our spars, punched my hip unexpectantly, and I just felt as if I had been hit with a empty box.)

 

I was also in a very bad mood at the time, and I seen my anger making me able to take moderate blows to barely nothing at all.

Either he isn't very strong, or he just sucks at throwing a punch when I was on the GROUND.

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Originally posted by {BK}SupremePain

hehehehehe HAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

but thats pretty hard.... what do you want to hit him over the knee with? :confused:.......... a bassball bat? cuase not many people can do that with a fist

 

sure you could break someone's knees out from under them w/your fist, just walk toward them like you're gonna hit them in the face and then drop, w/the speed you're falling you can put that to the speed and force of your fist and take them out real quick, you can also use your foot, good swift kick to the side of the knee will work real good.

 

sorry i'm too late w/my advice, first off, haha, you were pretty arrogant about it and you lost, don't worry happens to the best of us ;) and now w/my new advice, if your school offers swimming, do it, that **** will build you up like a mofo, trust me on that one, i now have probably the 3rd most defined body in the entire school, just from swimming, i'm the most defined swimmer in the town, maybe even state too. swimming makes you tough w/o the bulk, plus, go to the gym and punch a bag around or somethin, practice fighting in your living room, it works, dont' worry if you think you look dumb, just practice throwing punches as hard and fast as you can, then think about how your fight is gonna go, cuz you WILL do it again and win, cuz i said so, and you will keep us updated the whole time

 

p.s.- when i said "happens to the best of us" i'm saying, it's happened to me too, so i can laugh at you since i know the embarassment, but the way to deal w/it is, when people mention it, just smile and say "hell yeah i got my ass kicked" and it throws them off completely, they won't know whether to laugh or what, one kid to me was like "hey buddy i hear you got your ass kicked?" i was like "fuk yeah!" w/a smile and he was like "aren't you pissed or anything?" i answered "fuk no, it was a fair fight cept for the ice i slipped on, that's where the black eye came from, he can't hit for ****, but he sure can kick!" and he just walked away cuz i spoiled all his fun (i got kicked in the eye, my parents knew it and didn't buy my "got elbowed in the face w/goggles on" story, oh well, no punishment:D)

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