CorranSec Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Yes indeedy. And Psion couldn't kill me either, cos I was dueling. Anyway, it seems it's been six posts.... *Zaius and Corran's blades clash, sizzle, then Corran disengages and twists away. He gasps for breath, sweat pouring down his forehead. Corran nods to Zaius, and raises his blade in a classic guard position. Zaius' face contorts in a snarl.* (Zaius) Too cowardly to confront me, then? *Without waiting for an answer, Zaius raises his blade high above his head, then leaps at Corran. With a flick of his wrist, Corran sends a table hurtling into the air to block Zaius' path, but Zaius cleaves it in two with his lightsaber and continues hurtling at Corran.* *With barely seconds to spare, Corran spins away from Zaius' rapidly descending blade and stabs at his chest. Zaius meets the stab with a slash and a step to the left. He raises his left hand and shuts his eyes, and Corran senses the building of dark side power. Corran takes advantage with a series of diagonal cuts, which Zaius still manages to parry.* *Corran feints to the left- Zaius blocks. Corran feints to the right- Zaius twists to the left, just in time to meet Corran's next feint, a downward sweep. Zaius raises his blade, and launches a massive series of counterattacks.* *He slashes from the right, then the left, then begins battering away at Corran's blade. Corran blocks the attacks, but is forced backward, and is tiring immensely.* *Zaius grins insanely and hacks downward from the left. Corran blocks, just in time. Zaius hacks downward from the right, but Corran blocks again. Zaius spins and begins the final finishing move, a stab from the right diagonal, but Corran isn't there.* *Zaius overbalances and flails about for a second or two- which is all Corran needs. He stabs his blade deep straight through Zaius' blackened, twistened heart...... and collapses, lacking any energy. And after all that, which probably bored you half to death...... Zaius is recuperating his Sith energies for 7 posts Corran is lying on the floor, defenseless and lacking any will, for 5 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 looks about, sees destruction everywhere and worst of all no southern comfort or guiness left, so pops out to the shops. will buy lots of crisps and chocolate so that everyone can have a brake when I get back. "does anyone want anything in particular?" smartdragon is taking orders for three posts then at the shop for awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 [sUBLIMINAL] Bring me back a molotov.... [/sUBLIMINAL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 (ordering) Vaderade, the drink of the Darkside (ordering) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 I'll take a Gin and Arsenic (those were good) and see if you can find some cheesy poofs, please edit:Taken out in response to JediNyt's editing of his posts to fix the problem I had mentioned *stands in corner waiting for the next attacker* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 ckcsaber hides in the rafters of the bar watching Darth Homer, who amazingly seems alright despite the 2 arrows ckcsaber shot into his chest. Silently ckcsaber unslings his bow once again, and lets fly 3 arrows, 2 of them pinning Darth Homer against the wall, and the 3rd impaling his stomach. ckcsaber jumps down and steals Darth Homers wallet. Darth Homer is out for 4 posts, and has no more money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 *Corran slowly drags himself up off the floor, astonished that nobody defiled his corpse/stole his wallet during the intervening time.* Uh... thanks, people. *Corran sees cksaber making off with the purposelessly slain Homer's wallet, and smoothly draws his saber, ignites it, and throws it.* *Cksaber takes the saber straight through his... leg.* *Corran walks over and retrieves it.* cksaber is repairing his leg for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 NOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! *realizes he's not burning anymore* NOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOaw screw it... NOOOOOOOO!!! HELLLLLLLLLP!!! *uses his yelling to his advatange and shoots Darth Homer in the face with a crossbow and runs away* NOOOOOOOOoooooo...!!! *Darth Homer is blinded for 3 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 *pops head around the corner* Just checking up on you guys, glad you are keeping it friendly... Cheers! *drops thermal detonator on the ground without anyone noticing and walks out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 *Corran hears a sharp 'tink' noise. He looks over and sees a thermal detonator bounce once, twice..* *He twirls his hand, and the thermal detonator rises up in the air, and flies out of the cantina in pursuit of leXX, buzzing angrily.* *Corran sighs as the cantina returns to normal.* There's never any action around here any more.... *He wanders over to the bar and orders some tea.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pnut_Man Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 *Tom pushes away a downed table by which he was hiding during the whole incident* "Heh...is it safe now? No more Lexx? Right?" *Tom wipes away some dust from his clothing and then laughs once gain* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 *Darky wakes up after being knocked unconscious for a few hours* Owww...my head:(...what happened? *Crawls to his feet and sits at the bar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted March 14, 2003 Author Share Posted March 14, 2003 *after waking up from acoma, Darth Zaius gets up* time to die Corran! *Zaius force speeds behind Corran and jumps right through him, takes out his saber and just before his body dropps Zaius decapitates Corran* here Darklighter, heres a beer for your pain *Darth Zaius pays for Darklighters drink and force chokes Pnut_Master untill he dies* *Darth Zaius then goes to MydnightPsion force lifts him up and slams him against the wall so fast untill he explodes* man im going to need a new set of clothes after this fight is through *Darth Zaius raises his lightsaber in position, waiting for somebody to attack* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 After "repairing" his leg, ckcsaber quickly ducks behind the bar counter. He spys Zaius waiting behind a door, ready to atack with his saber. Quietly, ckcsaber reaches into his quiver, and pulls out a special arrow. He cooly lifted the "gas" arrow up, and let it fly with a near silent*twang*. Zaius drops to the floor. ckcsaber stealithly moves to the unconscious body and steals his wallet. Zauis is unconscious for 4 turns, and no longer has a wallet that makes two, heheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 *Corran drags himself up off the ground, confused that his untimely decapitiation didn't result in any downtime. Oh well, I'm not complaining...* *He sits up, goes back to the bar, and continues to sip his tea.* *Suddenly he spies cksaber making off with yet ANOTHER innocent Sith's wallet.* "Ah... it seems all I'm doing these days is protect the corpses of my enemies..." *While cksaber is rifling through Zaius' pockets, Corran silently moves up behind him, and smacks him on the back of the head with the pommel of his lightsaber.* *Cksaber drops to the ground.* cksaber is unconscious for 2 posts *Corran ambles back over to the bar.* "Tea, anyone?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 *stands up, pulls arrows out of self, limps over to bacta chamber* *sits in the chamber for a couple of hours* HAHA!!! NOW I AM BACK WITH A VENGENCE!!! *suddenly lawyers for the die hard series run in the door and immediately begin to sue Darth Homer based on the gounds that they own the phrase "with a vengence"* Darth Homer is litigating for 5 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 hay where did you get that tea from I just had to go to Alpha centori for this stuff and youv'e all been eating with out me. hand out orders, one molatov cockail, one vaderade, one Gin and arsenic. Also jave cheesy puffs for everyone as well as buscits and soft drinks for these not yet able to handle the stronger stuff. eats some bics and follows them down with a cup of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 *pulls himself back together* Ow, what was that for, Zaius? *sees Homer in trouble and decides to beat down on the attacking lawyers with a bat* *is now being sued for assault* *MydnightPsion is locked away for 5 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 "Dont worry Ill take care of those lawyers for you." *JediNyt mind tricks the lawyers to sue themselves for everything they got and give it to the cantina.* "Hahaha, thatll teach em! A round of drinks for everyone bartender, the cantinas many credits richer now." *Turns and looks at Darth Zaius, slowly walks into position to where theyre facing eachother from across the cantina.* "Zaius...enguard!" *Lifts his cloak back exposing his saber as it floats up and snaps into his right hand. The weapon ignites, he smirks as he raises the blue white blade to traditional guard pose. Zaius prepares in the same manner. They leap at eachother with Force speed, the center of the cantina erups with the crackle and light of the sabers connecting. Brilliant red and blue white blades clash and dance across the cantina. The two saber masters battle on with countless moves both graceful and powerful.* JediNyt and Darth Zaius are dueling for the next 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted March 18, 2003 Author Share Posted March 18, 2003 *yes its that time to spoil your merry moods, technically I had not got up or say anything on my behalf, so whatever you people have said about me getting back up is null and void, but I do appologise for my reluctance of not posting, been busy lately* *gets up and gets ready to fight* now its time for everybody to die *Darth Zaius goes ballistic ands kills everybody except Lexx, and raises his lightsaber* *Unguard, lexx and Zaius begin to fight* *Everybody except Darth Zaius and Lexx are dead for 2 posts* *Darth Zaius and Lexx battle undisturbed for 3 posts:p * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 *notices how dumb Zaius' post was* *stands up* *watches him and LeXX-cough-suckingup-cough-fighting* *sits at bar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 *shoots MydnightPsion in the head for being rude and goes back to fighting Zaius* MydnightPsion is down for 5 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 *ghost*...ow...I was being rude? Dammit, that guy ended the bloody fight because only you and HIM could post. THATS rude...and since you left your fight, didn't you loose?*ghost* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Hold on I thought I heard something.... ... ... ... nah, must be my imagination. *goes back to fighting* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Abandon the duel will you Zaius? Why I oughta...oh well, Ill just find another ass to kick. Force pulls a curtain off a window and ties it in a knoose around SmartDragons neck and throws the other end into the ceiling fan and it pulls SmartDragon up and hangs em for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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