SmartDragon Posted March 16, 2003 Posted March 16, 2003 believe me when I say that sometimes should be canged to always. have you ttried to listen to their hearts uhhh.
Darklighter Posted March 16, 2003 Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Eggplant 7. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him.... Is he still wrong? 8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide.... is it considered a hostage situation? 9. Is there another word for synonym? These are my favourite:lol:
Darth Groovy Posted March 17, 2003 Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by SmartDragon believe me when I say that sometimes should be canged to always. have you ttried to listen to their hearts uhhh. But there are those people such as Cher that can afford expensive surgery to avoid that. Perhaps I should change it to usually.... but i'm not gonna:P
Darth Eggplant Posted April 4, 2003 Author Posted April 4, 2003 Godzilla (n) monster, reptile, terrible lizard SARS (acronym) Severe Acute Respitory Syndrome DinoSARS (BOC) History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men ...Oh no, there goes Tokyo there goes Godzilla!
Darth Eggplant Posted April 20, 2003 Author Posted April 20, 2003 Do YOU know your history? The teacher asked her 5th grade class, "Who said, 'Give me liberty or give me death!'?" No one raised his hand except little Yaki Nasu, who answered, "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" she said. "Who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth'?" Again, no response, except from Yaki Nasu who answered, "Abraham Lincoln in the Gettysburg Address, 1863." The teacher said, "Class, you should be ashamed. Yaki Nasu, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper, "Screw the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. Yaki Nasu put his hand up, "Lee Iacocca, 1982." One student in the back blurted out, "I'm gonna puke." Again, Yaki Nasu answers, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Yaki Nasu jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!" Yaki Nasu frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh, ****; we're in BIG trouble!" Yaki Nasu solemnly said, "Arthur Andersen to Enron, 2002." *yaki nasu is a japanese grilled eggplant dish*
Darth Groovy Posted April 22, 2003 Posted April 22, 2003 Thanks for that Eggplant, your humor never ceases to amaze me. And if you got this joke from some other source, don't tell me, you'll spoil the moment.
teutonicknight Posted May 2, 2003 Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Eggplant [align=center] 10. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? [/align] Great Stuff:D
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