AlzWisHum Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 1. Where else could you drive Humvees on sand dunes and pay 5 cents per gallon? 2. Because daddy said: "I'll be back, and since he couldn't, I did..." 3. "Heck we just bombed Afghanistan, since we're on the neighborhood, why not ...?" 4. US and its allies will now try to break they're own one week invasion record. 5. Because it's darn funny to hear Saddam saying he is going kick a$s... 6. "We're too far from Disneyland now, let's go to Iraq!" 7. Because Bush's mom said: "Georgie! Take your feet out of the table! Why aren't you like your dad? Go invade Iraq or something!" Ok I told you it would be 10 reasons, but I can't think any others, so I'm sure you guys can write some really funny ones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar-Eärfalas Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 sorry man, but i just dont think this whole war thing is a very funny topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlzWisHum Posted March 19, 2003 Author Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by Elessar-Eärfalas sorry man, but i just dont think this whole war thing is a very funny topic... Look, I didn't want to be in any way offensive, I am totally against it, some people are favorable to it, others are not. Wars in general IMHO are all simply put: Stupid. That and the fact I am sick tired of hearing about it on the news and endlessly being debated everywhere you go. I just wanted to lower the stress level a little bit, sorry if that was taken the wrong way, and even more sorry it'll gonna happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by AlzWisHum Wars in general IMHO are all simply put: Stupid. the scriptures say "there will be wars and rumors of war till the end of time" btw i found afew of those funney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlzWisHum Posted March 19, 2003 Author Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by whitedragon the scriptures say "there will be wars and rumors of war till the end of time" ... Grim... There also that quote from Plato: "Only the dead have seen the end of war." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Well some were ok but some sounded just plain bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlzWisHum Posted March 19, 2003 Author Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by Reborn Outcast Well some were ok but some sounded just plain bad. Sorry about that, I can take the criticism though. Now I'll crawl back to my hole... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by AlzWisHum Grim... There also that quote from Plato: "Only the dead have seen the end of war." well its just human nature to kill eachother isent it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlzWisHum Posted March 19, 2003 Author Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by whitedragon well its just human nature to kill eachother isent it I hope not. I trully hope we'll mature that some time in the not too distant future... Well, goodnight to you all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by AlzWisHum Sorry about that, I can take the criticism though. Now I'll crawl back to my hole... No I meant plain bad as in the jokes were crappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-99 Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 not bad but you still need 3 more facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 HEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! HO HO HO!!! 8. Daddy got rich of oil. Isth my turn! 9. CAMELS!!! 10. I wanna be crazy like Hussein's son! Meh, so I dont do good on top 10s. Bleedin hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Those jokes were all bad. Let's just close this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 The jokes were great! Don't listen to those rhinos who says they were bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlzWisHum Posted March 19, 2003 Author Share Posted March 19, 2003 Thanks for the support of few of you! And sorry for those who felt offended. Or simply hated... Well, I'll let this thread die with honor straight to the bottom. Thank you guys. And May the Force be with peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arán Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 I agree with Ellasar:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Originally posted by JM Qui-Gon Jinn The jokes were great! Don't listen to those rhinos who says they were bad. You helped me almost fill my ingnore list, you sick tormented fool :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 ban, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Rhino's? Is that an insult or something! Thread closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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