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Glottis: Manny, I'm not sure I like driving over people.

Manny: They can't feel it. They're dead!

Glottis: Well, you're dead and I wouldn't wanna drive over you!

Manny: That's because you and I Glottis, are friends.

Glottis: Aww...Manny!

 

And my favorite--

 

Glottis: Manny, until now, we have scraped along the ground like rats. But from now on, we will soar like eagles! Eagles...on POGO STICKS!!!

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I also love it when Manny constantly mentions the metal detector in front of Carla.

Issue #1:

Manny: It's a metal detector.

Carla: Oh, that's why I never get my hair dry.

 

Issue #2:

M: I think it's time for your break.

M: We could slip back to your office, tell me everything about your job... The danger...

M: The metal detectors...

 

Issue #3:

C: They (Prunes) have such a great texture...

M: Speaking of metal detectors...

 

Issue #4:

C: I don't really like long-haired cats, do you Manny...?

M: You know what I like? METAL DETECTORS.

 

Issue #5:

C: People think I'm stuck up, believe it or not.

M: Why? Because you wouldn't let them touch your metal detector?

 

Issue #6:

C: I've never went to a single dance. Can you believe it?

M: I'll take you dancing tonight if you let me borrow that thing.

 

Issue #7:

C: My mom said I could have been a home-coming queen if I just smiled once for a while...

M: Hey, mom begins with an M! You know what else does?

 

Issue #8:

C: Well maybe I would have smiled more, mom, if you haven't drank so much...!

M: I would smile more if I had a metal detector...

 

Issue #9:

C: Maybe if I smiled more, daddy wouldn't have left us!

M: Maybe daddy left because you wouldn't share things! (He means the metal detector as an example)

 

Issue #10:

C: And I would be wearing the home-coming queen crown, eating figs and...

M: And I'd be playing with your metal detector?

 

Issue #11:

C: NOOO, MOTHER...!!

M: Forget about that metal detector!

 

Issue #12:

M: Here, let me hold that metal detector while you cry!

 

Issue #13:

M: Looks like the detector flied into one of the cat stables.

C: Sir, if you will, place all of your belongings on the security desk...

C: And then jump out the damn window!

 

Issue #14:

M: You wouldn't happen to have a second metal detector around here, have you?

C: Ugh!

 

Issue #15:

C: Oh, ok... So where were I...?

C: Oh yeah! So, the only industry in town was figs...

M: I think you were just at the part about your metal detector.

 

All this metal detector thing is priceless! :lol:

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Heh heh

 

During the year 3 cutscene where Meche holds Manny up at gunpoint

 

Meche: Your letting us go right now or your boy friday here gets it

Domino: Well I'd hate to see you go Manny but the lady does seem to have made up her mind

Meche: I mean it, I'll shoot him

Domino: Go ahead, he really doesn't work for me anyway

Meche:.....But I though he..well I'll shoot you then

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After you pick up Bruno from the Land of the Living

 

Glottis: You know, Manny, I could make this car a little faster. If you wanted...

Manny: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Glottis: Oh yeah, slam the front into the weeds, tub the rear end, dual blowers poppin' outta the hood! Wah-wah-wah-wah-WAAAAAH! Wah-wah-wah-wah-WAAAAAAAAHAAAAHHH!

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I laughed when Manny was talking to Membrillo and there was some mention of a 'belt-buckle with someone name on it' and Manny laughs and say 'who would wear a belt-buckle with their name on it-" and of course looks down and Membrillo is wearing one.

Either that, or it's Manny who wears it.

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Manny: You're not too big. You just have a self-image problem.

Glottis: A what?

Manny: Repeat after me. I am not fat. I am thin. Women find me attractive.

Glottis: Hey, I never said I was too fat for the ladies. The ladies like me just fine (heh heh heh).

 

I nearly choked when I first heard that.

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When Manny finds Domino's mouthguard and inspects it:

Manny: Euck Domino had this in his mouth.

And when he puts it in his mouth:

Manny: Euck! Well now I know what Domino tastes like.

Call me weird but I find it funny whenever Manny says 'Euck' in these two quotes.

Oh also when Manny switches on the switch at the tree in the petrified forest and Glottis starts spinning around and around and around...

Glottis: Heeey Maaaaaanny what are you dooooooooing?!

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