NiKo Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. GEOGRAPHY OF MEN Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 that's funny because it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Wow, it's very true. Scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 had heard it slightly diferent, but this version is even more truthfull and funnier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 That's so god damn funny. I almost forgot to laugh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by NiKo Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. *crys* I'm Yugoslavian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Old™, but funny, nontheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 WTF! In my version the answer to the last question is: Between 15 and 70 a man is like the USA - ruled by a dick. True as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Originally posted by Deadmeat_X WTF! In my version the answer to the last question is: Between 15 and 70 a man is like the USA - ruled by a dick. True as well... Or, you could say ruled by a monkey. he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 thast hillarius when i clicked to view i was expecting a long boring speech! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 ROFL, yeah that sums up us dun it? Though not so much for America... Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar Or, you could say ruled by a monkey. he he But that would make the entire thing make no sense, America is not ruled by a monkey, it is ruled by the leaders of whatever country is in America, and a monkey doesn't rule the US. And men aren't rules by monkeys, last time I checked. /O_/o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Originally posted by Kjølen ROFL, yeah that sums up us dun it? Though not so much for America... But that would make the entire thing make no sense, America is not ruled by a monkey, it is ruled by the leaders of whatever country is in America, and a monkey doesn't rule the US. And men aren't rules by monkeys, last time I checked. /O_/o but pres bush is a monkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 still, according to the context of the joke, that doesnt make any sence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop still, according to the context of the joke, that doesnt make any sence True, but to the context of me it makes sense cuz I made it up, but I bet that didnt make any sense so I think I'll shut up now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar True, but to the context of me it makes sense cuz I made it up, but I bet that didnt make any sense so I think I'll shut up now! Help, child. You need, help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted March 27, 2003 Author Share Posted March 27, 2003 GB?? is it really you? i thought i've lost you forever....! *hair blows in wind* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 the grand return or GB, who'd have thunk it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Welcome back dude, hope you'll stick around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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