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You can breathe fire, but every time you try to kiss a girl, you burn their face off.

 

I wish I could shape-shift, like Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat, into anyone I choose.

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you can but the only thing you can turn into is a dead rat in the middle of a 4 way inerstate

 

I wish my friends were on

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Anyone think that coolio should stop randomly killing our loved ones for no reason? ;)

 

 

I mean, he killed my whole family because I got a full-ride scholarship to CU.......

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Originally posted by nova_wolf

He does, but still looks up to you and wants to learn to be you, so follows you everywhere else aswell, like the toilet!

 

I want to be.... a tree.

 

 

You are a tree, but you come to find out that the forest you are in is scheduled to be cut down to make way for the new fat camp.

 

I wish that every life form in the universe has the perfect life that they always dreamed of.

 

(if you post a corrupted wish on this, you will be ruining your dream life as well hehe )

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You get a rusty stasion wagon for $50 but it breaks after a trip to somewhere far away and your stranded.

 

I wish for an umbrella.

 

 

edit: daw! you posted your wish just before me, now thiers two going on at the same time. Hey mabee we could work it into a neat little twist.

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I want to star in a porno with Liz Hurley!

 

you get to in fifty years.:p

 

 

I wish I was a moderator.

 

you get to mod a new kiddy forum and have to put up with ignorant childish talk about which digimon is better.

 

 

I wish I could talk like YODA!

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You can now talk like Yoda, but now must hobble around like the 900 year old you speak like!

 

I wish I had the best sandwich in the world. (mmmmm sandwhich)

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Originally posted by Quendi

there isnt but all the rest of the anime in the worl goes away with it

 

I wish I had all the knowledge in the universe

 

You do but you must withdraw 300 dollars per second when you use it.

 

I wish for more memory thats free.

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