ShockV1.89 Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Be careful what you wish for! This started up in another forum and went like crazy. The rule is simple, you make a wish, the next poster corrupts it and then wish a new one and wait to be corrupted. How to corrupt? Well, please refer to "Bedazzled", be creative. Example : "I wish for a ring." "Wish granted, you get a ring, but it's cursed, once you put it on, you cant remove it." And no crappy corruption such as : "I wish for a ring." "Granted, you get a ring, but a monster comes and eat you." So let me start the game... I wish that JK3 would be released tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 JKIII is released tomorrow but costs 300 dollars, still stars kyle and not that sexay blue lady and is as buggy as hell. I wish for a giant Reeses Blizzard from Dairy Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 The Giant Blizzard from Dairy Queen melts and floods your house I wish I could fly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 You are allowed to fly, but never to come down. You must spend the rest of your life flying in the clouds.....and die of dehydration a few days later I wish that graduation was tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 you failed the test, and don't get your graduation, while the rest of your year does i wish a nice, lovely, good looking girl likes me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A nice, lovely, good looking girl likes you, but her brother likes you so much more... I wish that I get to beta test JK3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 you can betatest jk3 but that would be in the year 2075 as the release will be delayed because off a dispute between bioware and lucasarts i wish i could have a real lightsabre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Search Google, and you shall obtain one. Either that or EBay. I want an oversized 10 foot Budgie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvader28 Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 you get an oversized ten foot budgie, but the gods misunderstand you, and u get a fat budgie with ten feet. i want natalie portman naked covered in syrup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 you can have a natalie portman naked in syrup but the the syrup will be soo thick you cant see anything through it and its also poison, so when you smell or taste it, you´ll die. i want to have a movie role in star wars episode3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 You will be a part of EpIII as a stunt double for Anakin as he plummets into real [belgiumEvilDrVoice]liquid hot magma.[/belgiumEvilDrVoice] I wish they would say this is a joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 The joke wasn't funny and everyone hates you. I wish I was a prince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 you'll be one, locked up in a dungeon captured by an evil witch (you could enjoy it, but that's besides the point) i wish for........a second wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 You get one but you wished that your first wish was better so there was a hole ripped in the time space continueum (SP) and now you created another dimension full of mutant people always in agony. Tisk Tisk. I wish I have a car that could fly, and a drivers license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTeddyPaul Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 EDIT: DANG YOU! I had to edit this. I hate edit. Your car can fly but you run out of gas around China where your driver's lisence means crap and you are forced to eat rice and fish the rest of your life. I wish I could have a superpower like the X-men or Superman or something. BigTeddyPaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Your power is toxic explosive flatulence and nobody will even talk to you. I wish that the Vancouver Canucks would get run over by a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 A bus attemptds to run the, down, but all they survive through the intervention of Maria Carie, Bryan Adams and Terrance & Phillip. Upon hearing of you dislike for such a prime example of Canadian spirit, they all go round to your house and live with you for the rest of your life to show they are not so bad! I want my own starfighter WITH droid wolf AND a lightsaber......and maybe some fine women... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Ok you get your own starfighter WITH droid wolf AND a lightsaber......and maybe some fine women... but the starfighter is a model and your lightsaber is missing its crystal... and the women are holographs. I wish for the sexiest lady in the world to be in my room right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTeddyPaul Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 The sexiest woman came to your room but you happened to be at a friends house watching Conan O'Brien and playing Magic the Gathering while quoting Harry Potter. I wish that Carrot Top would go to the desert and stay there. I don't mind paying 99 cents a minute not using 1-800-Collect as long as I never have to see/hear him again. BigTeddyPaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 He left but.... you had to go with him. I wish to be the supreme ruler of LF!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 You become the ruler, but are suddenly shot dead due to your oil preserves by a redneck texas governer or senator or whatever he was I wish I had a wish that wasn't corruptable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Then you didn't get a wish. I wish I was cool!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTeddyPaul Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 You were so happy when you were cool. It just so happened that the very next day due to the fickle youth of the world it started to be cool to not be cool. Regardless of how hard you try to revert back to your uncoolness state you remain cool with your excellent hair and the fact that you do not sweat around hot women. I wish I all women were hot. BigTeddyPaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 You wish that all women were as hot as the sun, so as soon as you even get within 50 feet of them you burn into ashes. I wish that I could be popular... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Done. You are now the most popular man in the very northen tip of Canada. I wish I had some sweet tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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