Acrylic Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 I have Unreal Tournament.....*I uhm...got it LEGALLY! * Anyways, you come to my house to pick it up, but I kill you after I put it on a disk. I wish that there were hover vehicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 Ford just made a prototype and sent it to you. Unfortunately, they had steal your car and use it for spare parts. I wish that someone gave me a thoroughbred racing horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 They give you a cardbored cut out version I wish all humans where born smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 gees, I wood grant ur wish, but I plum forgot what dat word meen - smaarrtt? I wish that George Lucas would be found one day in bed with a Gungan male.... (what - vengeance for creating them in the first place.. No gungans, NO JAR JAR!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolio681 Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 he is found in bed with a gungan male but it is YOU! i wish dinner was ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 It is, but it is full of lice, termites, S.A.R.S. Anthrax Poisin Devil's guts and AOL Disks! I wish I hada 5.8 Ghz phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolio681 Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 you get it but it is broken i wish i had 1000 gold cows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Originally posted by coolio681 he is found in bed with a gungan male but it is YOU! I KNEW that would happen... Anyway..... You do get your legion of preciousmmetalic cows, but milking them proves too tough and their meat beyond use, so you have to endure their cries of pain as you smelt them down into managable raw materials..... I wish that the US forces would learn the difference between blue and red.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 They do but the other prime colors continue to elude them. Millions of color charts are shipped worldwide. Even the mere mentioning of such a color as turquoise sends even the most hardened soldier into a crying fit. I wish that robotic women were cheap and efficient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 They are! But all are out to kill you. I wish I didn't have college Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pnut_Man Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 You don't have college anymore but when you attempt to apply for a job you're turned down every time. I wish I didn't have this f*cking stomach virus! (excuse the profanity) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Your stomach virus has went away..........TO YOUR HEAD! j/k ya I wish that Raven would make JKIII and ship it out, all in one day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolio681 Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 i gets shipped out but they forgot to put the sound in:) i wish i could see through walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 you can but you can only see your mom. I wish no one would corrupt wy wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Your wishes won't get corrupted, but then you must face certain doom and torment for 22 hours, by the one and only most powerful force in the forums..........not the mods, not TheHobGoblin.......wait a minute, you will face Hobby and the other most powerful force in these forums.........*a haunting sound echos through the forums*..........(chilling voice booms) MYSELF!!!!!!!!!! I wish that TheHobGoblin and I were two of the most powerful forces (other than the mods) in these forums!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuRaSaMuNe Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 You have become the most powerfull mods in the forums but were over run by radio-active monkies with laser-shooting bananas. I wish I had a computer that can never have errors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 You do, but Bill Gates finds out and destroys it and you to ensure no such devise ever arises to foil his plan of market domination through need for continuous tinkering. I wish I had a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 You get your dog, only to find someone has taken a huge bite out of him. I wish that somehow a computer virus would take a human form and rise above it all...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 The human virus tries to infect your computer, fails but destroys ita and learns it can destroy humans. Humanity is killed and you are first I wish for a new computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 You get a new computer, but it is New to you, but old to the other person. they give you a 100 Mhz Pentium comp with a 4 mb graphics card and 64 mb ram. EDIT- (Forgot to post my wish) I wish I was famous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Granted. You are famous for the murder of 4 very much loved families and your wanted poster is on every corner. Eventually the police find you and beat you to death with their nightsticks I wish for a working indestructible XBOX in which nothing can go wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 You get it, but it ends up having a mind of its own and killing you. I wish I was the opposite of a murderer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 you are but people still take you for a murderer. I wish that I knew al passwords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Granted. You know all passwords, except your school locker combo. I wish that the human virus (from my last wish) would attack Seph instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Granted, but Seph, infected with the virus attacks and makes you get it. I wish A random person, who isn't someone I know, in the street died of natural causes and has no effect on me whatsoever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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