Rad707_Pandaz Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 If he was, I don't think we would have as many conflicts. I don't know. But he would make a great politician, wouldn't he? I mean, c'mon...he's Italian. He's Joe Pesci for godsake! I don't think we have any Italian politicicans, except for the Mayor of New York. Well, if Joe Pesci had any debates...they would be very "interesting". If Mr. Pesci was in Iraq as an Ambassador, we would find WMDs right quick and in a hurry. Joe Pesci= Where are the nukes? Iraqi Official= I don't know, I don't speak English. (Joe whips out a bat) Joe Pesci= What the **** did you just say?! Hows 'bout I put this here bat to your head. Will THAT refresh your memory you lying sack of ****?! ANSWER ME!!! See, world disputes could be solved almost immediately. No problems, no hassles, no guns, just Mr. Pesci, his bat, and his attitude. Hell, we could fix all the problems in France. French Waiter= Bonjour, sir. (Joe Pesci holds up an order of french fries) Joe Pesci= What the hell are these? French Waiter= Freedom fries, sir. Joe Pesci= NOoooo...these are "French fries", Pierre. Say it with me..."french fries". Now what are these called? French Waiter= Freedom fries (Joe Pesci holds up a bat) Joe Pesci= What are these called, now? French Waiter= er...French fries. Joe Pesci= that's right...looks like your a fast learner. I got news for you...**** you! **** you!! **** you and everyone that looks like you!!!. You call these "Freedom fries" again...and I'll be back! There, that problem's solved. Joe Pesci could put an end to world hunger, by saying the F-word a few times. If Joe Pesci was president....whoa...He would put a hit on every terrorist there ever was. Don't you think Joe Pesci would be great as a US Ambassador? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmos Jack Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Hmm He isn't no Ronald Reagan... Maybe Arnold Schwarzenegger if they change the laws ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Originally posted by Oberon Fett Hmm He isn't no Ronald Reagan... *gasp* *spits drink all over the monitor* Please don't make me re-live that nightmare again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmos Jack Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Sorry didn't know there was any @#!#&*$ Democrats in the house.......My bad..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 K, so I am a democrat. Why you gotta curse me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 No blasters! Don't start stuff. Joe Pesci would make a lousy poitician. The American army would be trying to break into Iraqi citizen's houses all the time and getting hit in the head with a paintcan by the little kid of the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Moved to the Swamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 If an actor like Ronald "Hand Puppet of Nancy" Reagan can be your president, I shudder to think what other ordinary actors are in the wings to become president.... Stallone: (unitelligable mumble) or at the best "Yo, Adrian" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJackal Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 hum, that joke about the french fries. I'm tired but isnt it the american congress who are calling it Freedom Fries and NOT the french? anyways. I sometimes joke that one day Arnold will be elected president. The day that happens, you know democracy is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Originally posted by TheJackal hum, that joke about the french fries. I'm tired but isnt it the american congress who are calling it Freedom Fries and NOT the french? anyways. I sometimes joke that one day Arnold will be elected president. The day that happens, you know democracy is dead. Well since he wasn't born in the states, we don't have to worry about that. I would have voted for Clint Eastwood myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmos Jack Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Well since he wasn't born in the states, we don't have to worry about that. I would have voted for Clint Eastwood myself. HA HA HA Laws can be changed you know with enough popularity he just might do it. He has mentioned public office.....Arnold Schwarzenegger anyway...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Shwarzenegger's concession speech after losing an election: "I'LL BE BACK." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 Originally posted by BCanr2d2 If an actor like Ronald "Hand Puppet of Nancy" Reagan can be your president, I shudder to think what other ordinary actors are in the wings to become president.... Stallone: (unitelligable mumble) or at the best "Yo, Adrian" Well, we already had the greatest actor to ever live humbly grace the White House: Good Ol' Billy Clinton. Yep, he definitely deserves an Oscar. Now, let's break out the onions. *sniff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taekwondo joe Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 JOe pecie? the bad guy in the matrix? or better yet, the chairman of the WCW in "Ready to Rumble" his most memorabel role, besides "Momento" i am a rebublican, NOT!! i am for neither side, because both sides dont hold my true believes, but if i had to chose, i would be a pub, that means, republican. joe for prez, nah, my vote is for chester of Linkin Park, now that would be bad. chester to Sadamm= give us the nukes Sadamm to chester= i dont have nukes chester to sadamm= CHUT UP WHEN I AM TALKING TO YOU! sadamm to chester= what the heck is wrong with you? chester to sadamm= I"m Crawling IN MY SKIN, cant you see sadamm to chester= what? chester to sadamm= time for you to die *chester blows him away* least he would be a better prez than clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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