RoyTordesLegend Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 "How appropriate you fight like a cow" from MI1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackTheFearest Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 STAN: It's the problem that's small...it's the vermon that's rather large. OZZY: You've defouled my plattapus (sp?) GUYBRUSH: You can captain my ship anytime. And I can't remember, since it's been so long, with the three important looking pirates when they name off the three trials to Guybrush. Something along the lines of "Thievery, swashbuckling, and treasure huntery." Something along those lines. The whole bit of Guybrush putting the dog in his pants in LCR. HAGGIS: I searched the whole island, and couldn't find a single rock. Blondebeard: EL POLLO DIABLO!!!! I had this one written down so i could know the spelling...can't find it... GUYBRUSH: Vangoderffossensen...Jephro Vangoderffossensen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 SoMI -sinkin the ship with the catapult -these notes on MI -"look a threeheaded ape" - the cannibals wont look because it's an "old trick"- and then he steps in. LCR -that rat-soup thing on scabb. -"people wont regognize a good game even if they paid 50 bucks for it.. " CMI -if you say "I am Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate" everytime you meet someone, Guybrush will finally say something like: "I am Guybrush Treepwood, mighty blahblah oh i just cant hear it anymore blahblah pirate" EMI -that timetravel-part in the swamps of lucre island.. very very exclusive.. -in the german version there is a joke on the iron maid: "Nimm eiserne Jungfrau" (in german maid is more mentioned to virgins) and Guybrush goes like "Richtig." .. it means something like "take/use iron maid" -> "alright" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayel Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 In CMI, when you enter the barbery coast for the first time, you are greeted with "Welcome to the Barbery Coast ...where every haircut is an adventure" while Cutthroat Bill is washing a cloth with bloodstains on it. hahaha that cracks me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lina Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Not all quotes are accurate... CMI: G: Do you know anything about lifting curses? M: Oh right, I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a dis-embodied talking skull ... sitting here on a pike. .. in the middle of a swamp! G: You seem bitter.. Guybrush on Big Whoop: I can't remember much about it except I was expecting so much more and felt so let down.. G: He's crossing the road... TO FREEDOM! G: Hey Murray, check this out! M: Oh, ick! What have you done to my hand? G: Rubbed paste all over it. M: You're a sad, strange little man. G: MOO. I am Mooseferatu, the demonic Jersey cow. More to come.. I'm re-playing CMI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 The classics were the little ones lying around MI1, when you delved deep into a conversation. Many of these (one of the funniest was) were like.... "I sence the guilt of stealing my chicken grows." After done rolling on the floor, gasping for breath and wiping the tears from my eyes, I just realised that I can play a game where the quote "I sence the guilt of stealing my chicken grows" can be easily placed into a conversation, and still have the game be one of the best ever. What classics these games are.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlius Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 eeerrhhhh Porcelain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutthroat_Nick Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 EFMI GUYBRUSH : Are you the Harbour Master...? LADY : HARBOUR MISTRESS! GUYBRUSH : I'm Commandering a Vessel ! HARBOUR MISTRESS : Not without MY PERMITTION! GUYBRUSH: But Stan said I could... HARBOUR...MISTRESS: Name dropping won't get you anywhere!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushmeister Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Murray:"I'm standing here as a testament!" :guybrush:"Standing?" Murray:"Ok. Hanging as a testament!" Mad Marty was good too: "What do you know about Largo LeGrande?" "Cargo and contraband? I don't know anything about that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wille2 Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Somi: Cannibals door-security thing. LCR: -Growing a mustashce? G: No, even bigger than that... - A beard!? EFMI: G: Wow, that's the second biggest...no...no That IS the biggest seashell i've ever seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 MI1 I want to be a fireman You must have me confused with someone else, I'm not a diary farmer. He was trying to put up a swing. MI2 Didn't you used to be a used ship sales man? Yes but I decided to get into a buisness where unsatisfied coustemers were less likely to come back and complain. MI4 I uh would go back there but ah, I really don't want to! Yeeeah. Gee there right gun owners are five times more likely to shoot themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobo Donkey™ Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 MI1 Otis: The cook brings me food, mostly lips and trimmings but sometimes he brings me this really odd rump roast. Guybrush: Whats so odd about the rump roast? Otis: Its the only one I've seen with a prehensile tail. MI2 Lechuck: I will then gather your bones alive and in great pain and make them into a chair. I will call it my screaming chair, every night I will sit in it and hear you scream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahnee Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 MI2: Guybrush, on digging up Marco Largo LaGrande: "This is creepy feelin'." CMI: Elaine: "I...I can't, I'm washing my hair tonight." LeChuck: "Blast be yer hair, woman!" Elaine: "Let's just face it, LeChuck. You're an evil, foul smelling, vile, codependent villain, and that's just not what I'm looking for in a romantic relationship right now." LeChuck: "Now, with the flames of this voodoo cannonball, I'll blast my significant other into the significant otherworld! Bwahaha! That'll show her how much I care." (I'm surprised no one's mentioned this one yet...it's practically a classic!) EMI: LeChuck: "Are you sure I can't kill him [Guybrush], Mr. Mandrill? I've left him alive before, and it's always turned out to be a big mistake." Guybrush: "...It's like my life is just a never-ending series of...of puzzles!" (cue the violins...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushmeister Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 "Mutual of Stan - Because you could die horribly at any moment." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boem26 Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 SMI : the ending with the instant replay part and lechuck exploding the rubber tree and the ending if you destroyed your ship ("you know, i can't shake the feeling guybrush was responsible for that big rock") LCR: when you put the dog in your coat when guybrush wants to take of his clothes in front of the guard lechucks underpants CMI: when guybrush tries to join the barbers (the songs) the "a pirate i was meant to be" song when you take the blood island map from the sunbathers back EMI:lechucks slams the door shut. Guybrush - "o yeah? well you fight like a cow!" when he gets in the lava boat "it's pink" "... and my shoes are slowly melting trough the fiberglass floor" Otis in prison G- ".... deja vu" O - "want a breathmint" "nevermind" when you notice carla and otis O- "CARLA HE'S COME TO TAKE US BACK TO MONKEY ISLAND" G- "you're carla and otis my original crew"O- "i have no idea we're you're talking about" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzbizz Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 It's so hard 2 choose, there are SO many! Well....here's a few: 1. "I am rubber, you are glue" It's so pathetic it rules! 2. Voodoo lady:"I sense your name is Guybrush Nosehair....no, no, Threepwood" Guybrush: "Lucky Guess, 1/2 the people I know are name guybrush" 3. The cannibals: "But think about what eating him will do to your cholestoral levels!" 4. "Look behind you, a three-headed monkey" *yoink* the yoink was added for effect....thought what guybrush is yoinking I don't know...... 5. Guybrush: Will you scratch my nose? Wally: Sure, after you've kissed my butt 6. Herman: So what has this taught you? Guybrush: That philosophy is a waste of time? Herman: Wow, it takes years for some people to get to thisb stage! And so the list goes on.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devineman Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 edited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeChuck lives Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 Theres loads of funny bits in the games. heres a few of my favourites. 1. When herman toothrot has a ship but never escaped monkey island because he wanted to be rescued. 2. When we find out his mate died while puting up a swing. 3. STAN: when hes trying to sell the ship to lechuck and lechuck punches him. 4. and when guybrush looks into the stump in the woods on the first one and it starts saying to put discs in you dont have. I remember when my younger cousin did it and thought he was hundereds of times better than me at the game because he thought he found somwhere new, and when it came up with that he started crying.LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 ok... stan: "I've changed my mind! I can't part with her!" *mast snaps off* stan: "Then again, a deals a deal!" guybrush: "how did you get in here without a head??" herman: "I have a head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philocleon Posted September 15, 2003 Share Posted September 15, 2003 I like the part in SoMI where you fall off the cliff and it shows the Sierra death window, but you wind up bouncing back due to a rubber tree. That is classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentat88 Posted September 15, 2003 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Here goes: somi - "is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?" - "I could easily drop-kick you into the lava" - "...fkygi, dmkly, uh...I really wish I knew how to talk to women" - all of the dialog when Guybrush is talking to Herman. - the note on Stan's office door after he sells you the boat. - all the insult sword fighting dialog lcr - "Aieeeeee!!!...Somebody call a doctor!!!" (and the look on the pirates faces when they see his leg gone [much like the Edison's faces in futureDOTT]) - the card catalog in Phatt City Library - the look on Guybrush's face just before he wedgie's LeChuck - the cheauvanist dialog made by patrons at the Governor's Mardi Gras CoMI - all the dialog in the Intro up to the point where Guybrush is standing on the beach next to gold Elaine. - "Alright, it was a bunch of those wierd voodoo kids. They put me up here thinking all the time that they were so funny" - insult sword fighting (especially the Rottingham quotes) - "Actually, it's a highly sophisticated beard weave. Made from the chest and back hair of real pirates" - Mr. Fossey's dialog when he's speaking to LeChimp - The snake swallowing scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NHJ BV Posted September 15, 2003 Share Posted September 15, 2003 The note by the turned-into-gold Elaine, saying something about the realism of the statue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdisAbeba Posted September 15, 2003 Share Posted September 15, 2003 well, i just played the german versions, so i can't qoute in english... i like the cabana boy in CMI: Ja, Sie schmutziger kleiner Mann? (yes you dirty little man) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Toothdecay Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Cabana Boy - "You musn't!" Guybrush - "I must. And perhaps I'll sunbathe nude" or - "I just spent weeks on a raft without a toothbrush" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Beard Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 (All the games) Everything Stan says is classic. In MI1 before you beat leChuck at the end 'I can't believe your alacrity' 'Well I can't believe your enormity!', and the instant replay part, that was so funny. Murray in CMI is hilarious, 'Matre de dias! es el pollo diablo!', 'I choose the banjo' ' I accept' 'You..you do?' The whole pirate song before the swordfighting section is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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