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pHILBRUSH

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i used to chew paper, i've never swallowed it though (unless it was rice paper).

tracing paper was the best as it got very chewie.

 

i do have a rather large oral fixation.

as i child i sucked my thumb. i chew the tops of pens and i used to chew my watch strap until i got a metal one.

i smoke, i chew gum. i bite my fingernails.

 

having an oral fixation has it's advantages though, as my g/f would tell you :D

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Yeah, tracing paper's good, too. I like the Fs on the Harry Potter

books.

 

 

P.S. Yufster, you bite the heads off Ps? YUK that is just disgusting! How can you eat like that?! You should get your act together, woman! I disembow the body, then eat the paper around the head, then put the head in the fridge for two hours, then serve it with half a can of Irn-Bru.

 

 

-pHILBRUSH

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  • 2 weeks later...

there's a big stack of post-its next to me right now. but i surely do not plan to eat any of it. but the top one is blue. and that's my favorite color. hmm...looks tempting...no! i refuse!

 

how can you eat paper? hey, maybe i'll eat the lyrics booklet in my no doubt cd... *chomp*. hey, i like the red n. it's yummy.^

 

^ that whole sequence is fictional.

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