Does anyone eat paper?

[Joshi]

no thanks, we'll take your word for it.

[Guybrush122]

which is sexier? blue, pink or yellow post-its.

 

 

pink rock my penis.

[Sivy]

i used to chew paper, i've never swallowed it though (unless it was rice paper).

tracing paper was the best as it got very chewie.

 

i do have a rather large oral fixation.

as i child i sucked my thumb. i chew the tops of pens and i used to chew my watch strap until i got a metal one.

i smoke, i chew gum. i bite my fingernails.

 

having an oral fixation has it's advantages though, as my g/f would tell you

[pHILBRUSH]

Yeah, tracing paper's good, too. I like the Fs on the Harry Potter

books.

 

 

P.S. Yufster, you bite the heads off Ps? YUK that is just disgusting! How can you eat like that?! You should get your act together, woman! I disembow the body, then eat the paper around the head, then put the head in the fridge for two hours, then serve it with half a can of Irn-Bru.

 

 

-pHILBRUSH

[SamNMax]

You know, in MI3, you can eat the Voodoo Shop flyer. Guybrush says, "Mmmmm. It's got that brand new paper taste.

[pHILBRUSH]

Yeah, but flyers dont taste like brand new paper; they taste glossy.

 

 

 

apart from the one about peanuts outside my local post office tm

 

 

-pHILBRUSH

[RicardoLuigi...]

there's a big stack of post-its next to me right now. but i surely do not plan to eat any of it. but the top one is blue. and that's my favorite color. hmm...looks tempting...no! i refuse!

 

how can you eat paper? hey, maybe i'll eat the lyrics booklet in my no doubt cd... *chomp*. hey, i like the red n. it's yummy.^

 

^ that whole sequence is fictional.

[Gabez]

No, but I used to eat sand. And one day I ate something green and slimy. It was toxic. I died.

[-=ReApEr=-]

I tried to eat it once, but i puked up. Never again.

[pHILBRUSH]

Never again is a good Nickleback song. Oh, and we now do paper at Groggery pHILBRUSH

 

-pHILBRUSH

[-=ReApEr=-]

I got one thing to do to that room...