pHILBRUSH Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Hey, guys, I know it sounds weird, but I just have to yell someone. Or, in this case quite alot o' people. Darn. Anywho, I'd like to tell you about my likeness of paper. Does anyone else eat it? -pHILBRUSH EDIT:Oops, I just put this in the future of monkey Island section. Could some Mod move it to the harbor, please? -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 In...the...Future of Monkey Island...?! Okay, whatever, I'm sure someone will move it soon. so anyway, umm, no, I have never eaten paper, and don't plan to in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 As you posted this I posted that edit. -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 LOL, well, I won't edit mine so people can make sense of it. If I were to edit it, then you would have to edit your last post, then me do this one and by the end of it, we'd have a topic where you ask about eating paper and the next post would be 'so aardvarks aren't as aard as you'd think they aare.' Sooooo, what brought about your fascination of paper (I can't believe I just asked that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 I just teared a piece oout of the back of my maths book by mistake and needed to dispose of it quick before miss saw it, so I put it in my mouth and someone dared me to swallow it for 50p, so I did, and it was nice, so with that fifty "pee" I bought a 30p notepad, (wich now has alot of tears in it) and two 10p packs of crisps, then had a feast. -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 I hate paper, it goes into a soggy hard ball in your mouth and turns slimey. And then it's really hard to draw on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 But I don't draw on it, I swallow it. -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 nothing wrong with eating paper...i sometimes do it...no really...stop lookin at me like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 It's uh, good roughage in your diet... I... I GUESS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 eat paper? not exactly my idea of a great snack, but whatever. i once ate the corner off of one of my dad's books when i was teething when i was about one or two years old. other than that, i've never eaten paper. once i had a dream that i kept eating paper, ripping pieces off and it was like cotton candy, it melted in my mouth. and i was addicted to it, like i couldn't stop eating it. i was talking to someone and just ripping pieces off and poppin 'em in my mouth. then i woke up and i was really hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meksilon Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 I eat paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 I always eat paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 i once ate sand.... paper is made of sand... no wait, that's trees....glass is made off sand... so i eat glass...i think... dont you get nasty papercuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Only when the vending machines are out of chex mix. Well ok, not really......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 once i had a dream that i kept eating paper, ripping pieces off and it was like cotton candy, it melted in my mouth. and i was addicted to it, like i couldn't stop eating it. i was talking to someone and just ripping pieces off and poppin 'em in my mouth. then i woke up and i was really hungry. That's exactly what I do with my maths book....and english book.....and....um...and history book. AHEM Anyone up for ice-cream? and I woldn't mind a sample of blue milk either.... -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Gosh yeah, when my mom was in hospital once when I was very lil I remember looking at this book about a book that ate books. No wait. She was a teapot that ate books. God, I don't know what she was, but she ate books, and the alarm clock made her face her obsession or something, and then she got fined by the library Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 you...are...insane. where are you pulling these things from? wait- now, tell me. exactly how many kilograms of sugar and how many liters of coffee have you had today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 sorry about that double post, that wasn't supposed to happen. No really. I'm perfectly serious. I'm not joking. It was in the hospital waiting room. I can't remember what she was but she munched books. She was bored one day and she ate a book, and she liked them, so she ate more until she got big and she hid the dust covers under her bed and then I think the alarm clock found them and he , I don't know, she started crying, and she never ate books again because she got a fine... the illustrations made books look really crispy and juicy but they're not, they're really hard to bite through really. Then after that we went to a swimming pool and it was HUGE, there was this humongous water slide where you got in like, a TIRE or something... anyway I was only allowed in the baby pool. And I went to the shop to get an icecream but the shop was closed so she gave me this monkey thing that had suckers and stuck to windows, instead. For being cute. I can't remember what happened to him. I think we got another one and put them in the back window of the car. We got a camper van to travel Ireland before we settled down here and it smelled of Bran Flakes. It had loads of boring books and also the SMALLEST BIBLE IN THE WORLD. We could have been famous. WE COULD HAVE BEEN RICH AND FAMOUS WITH THE SMALLEST BIBLE IN THE WORLD, if only I hadn't read the book about the Book-Eater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 sometimes, but only the white, i don't want inkt in me:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 No no, the ink is good. Have you ever eaten an Enid Blyton 'Malory Towers' book? Whatever ink they use in that press... back in 1950.... it was bloody tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 nah, i always eat around it, the white just tastes better:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 It's very small print. I think 'A's are particularly hard to get your teeth around. I generally bite the head off the P's and then devour the rest as it comes. AS IT COMES. HA. GET IT? Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 Originally posted by NiKo dont you get nasty papercuts? Which is exactly why they don't make condoms out of paper. Especially the ribbed variety. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 I'm eating a post-it right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 i just ate a post it:p no really! want me to scan the remains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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