guildenstern Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 DSS has apparently never seen a farm, so he wanted to see some pics of mine (not mine; I don't live there, it belongs to my cousins). And I thought I'd just post them for some other people to see, too. Here's a few. I lightened them up on my pic program, yet for some reason when I posted them they came out all dark again. :/ I hope you can see them okay. A wheel Same wheel, different angle. Kitty on a log! A_A Mew! Kitties ina bucket Red Truck. Puppy in another truck. Hay bails against the darkening sky... Et cetera Er, that's me holding a cat, no laughter please, I'm really wind-blown, and that jacket's way too fat and bulky. ¬_¬ Horse I guess that's all. But I got way more from today I can post later. From my friend's farm, we were being fuel runners, and got totally sprayed with diesel. ¬_¬ Mmm, Vin Diesel. My clothes are in the wash right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 LOL. I love this topic for it's total randomness XD And ~L (I mean...~g), you look smashing. ^_^ Kitties! Cute! ^___^ *Runs off before anyone starts getting frightened* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba The Hunt Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 Starts getting frightened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 bah round bales are terrible. they rot in teh middle and such. small rectangular bales are where it's at, except for the the damnable lifting of them that must be done to get them from wagon-->loft. plus they're easier to sell one of my earliest memories is getting stabbed in teh leg with a pitchfork (i fell on it, no attempted homicide) after i tripped over, uh, the, I don't think it has a name, but it's like a trough with a conveyor belt in it that is in the floor of a barn that is used to carry manure away from teh source and into the spreader. pennsylvania: dairy farms and steel mills as far as the eye can see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 Neat pics ~g! I like the white kitty most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 Nothing beats country living. My kitties are fascinated by the goats and cow that live next door...they were raised in the city and have never seen dogs that big. Wow, Guildy's cute in reality, too. The wind-tossed look definitely works for her. My opinion on the matter of baling: never mind the commercial demands of machine baling and loading...it's my opinion that mankind should return to a more agrarian way of life, and revisit some of the older ways that we had when we were living closer to the land. Hay should be baled in stalks, by hand (teenagers on the farm being especially suited for this), and arranged artfully about the homestead until it is needed as feed. Only capitalist stoogies belch diesel fumes into the tortured sky as their heartless rusting industrial land-rapist machine mows down every living thing within its reach, winds it with cheap wire and spits it out behind like so much of mother nature's bounty reduced to its elemental components in cube form. Besides, hay is better suited for *loft recreational activities.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 Loft Rec. was my favorite class in high school. And those square bales are fun to launch. I spend most of my summers at my friend's farm, cause it's huge and owns for paintball, and generally help out when I can. Good for upper body strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Besides, hay is better suited for *loft recreational activities.* I've never understood this. Hay is one of the least comfortable things to lay down on, not to mention the long, deep, and horribly painful scratches it leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 You've obviously never made out in a VW bug. That isn't very comfortable either... Do kids even do drive-in movies nowadays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhnaton Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 it's not a farm unless there is a red barn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 No, Zoomish, they resorted to using movie theaters to do.. there...thing.... Yes, it does happen. It's disturbing, but people these days..... *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guildenstern Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by Ikhnaton it's not a farm unless there is a red barn Check out my magic link. n_n And note the background of this pic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Funny - I always pictured guildy with brown hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 I always pictured Guildy with a rebel flight helmet and big anime eyes... The real Guildy still looks like she'd be a zap-happy starfighter pilot, though. Most dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guildenstern Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 I am most dangerous indeed, so you'd best watch your backs... ¬_¬ Here's some of my mugshots: ph33r me. Danm stupid Snack Mix! I bought some of that snack mix that has the Doritos, Sunchips, Cheesies, and Pretzels in it, and now all that's left in the bottom of the bag are a few crumbs of the good stuff and about 200 pretzels. Stupid pretzels. ¬_¬ It's so hard to eat around the dang things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 I bought a big tub of gumdrops last month. I ate the lime ones first, then the orange, and finally the cherry gumdrops; the cherry ones I ate last, because cherry flavor can be an act of faith (if they get it wrong, they taste like coughdrops)...but they were surprisingly cherryish. Now I have about a hundred lemon gumdrops sitting in the cupboard, taking up space. Who eats lemon gumdrops? Maybe I'll see if I can use them for instant lemon tea capsules the next time I get sick, but otherwise they were a waste of money. Anyone remember X-Wing Vs. TIE Fighter? Well, here I reveal my continuing lack of updated gaming capability, but in XvT they use a variety of voices for your wingman's radio communications. Sometimes they give you a female wingperson (which I like for hippy liberal social reasons), and for some reason I've always imagined that she was Lujayne/Guildenstern. So, Guildy...thanks for covering my six all these years. Sorry about that time I told you to take on Wraith Squadron by yourself while I did the booty-scoot blind CMD heavy rocket run on the star destroyer Hammer. At least it worked, and we're here to laugh about it, right? *(Looks around at everyone.)* What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 No offence intended, but that first mugshot makes ya look like you could yell the pants off R. Lee Ermey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guildenstern Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 Hmm, don't know who that is ! n___n Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit ... and for some reason I've always imagined that she was Lujayne/Guildenstern. Lol, are you serious? That's funny. ^_^ Glad I could be of help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 He is either a former Marine Drill Sargent, or a very good actor playing one. (History channel Mail Call) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Hella funny drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket. "Pyle, you best un**** yourself or I'm going to take off your head and **** down your neck!!!!!" Or something to that extent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 *WARNING: The following may be too intense for small children, and most politically correct fanatics. if you are easily offended, do not read. otherwise, enjoy. HARTMAN I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that? RECRUITS (in unison) Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Bull****! I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. RECRUITS (louder) Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ****ing beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian ****! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the moreyou hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? RECRUITS (in unison) Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Bull****! I can't hear you! RECRUITS (louder) Sir, yes, sir! Sergeant HARTMAN stops in front of a black recruit, Private SNOWBALL. HARTMAN What's your name, scumbag? SNOWBALL (shouting) Sir, Private Brown, sir! HARTMAN Bull****! From now on you're Private Snowball! Do you like that name? SNOWBALL (shouting) Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball! They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall! SNOWBALL Sir, yes, sir! JOKER (whispering) Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? HARTMAN Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist **** twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy ****ing godmother said it! Out-****ing- standing! I will P.T. you all until you ****ing die! I'll P.T. you until your *******s are sucking buttermilk. Sergeant HARTMAN grabs cowboy by the shirt. HARTMAN Was it you, you scroungy little ****, huh?! COWBOY Sir, no, sir! HARTMAN You little piece of ****! You look like a ****ing worm! I'll bet it was you! COWBOY Sir, no, sir! JOKER Sir, I said it, sir! Sergeant HARTMAN steps up to JOKER. HARTMAN Well ...no ****. What have we got here, a ****ing comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and **** my sister. Sergeant HARTMAN purnches JOKER in the stomach. JOKER sags to his knees. HARTMAN You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best un**** yourself or I will unscrew your head and **** down your neck! JOKER Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps? JOKER Sir, to kill, sir! HARTMAN So you're a killer! JOKER Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Let me see your war face! JOKER Sir? HARTMAN You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face! JOKER Aaaaaaaagh! HARTMAN Bull****! You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face! JOKER Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! HARTMAN You didn't scare me! Work on it! JOKER Sir, yes, sir! Sergeant HARTMAN speaks into cowboy's face. HARTMAN What's your excuse? COWBOY Sir, excuse for what, sir? HARTMAN I'm asking the ****ing questions here, Private. Do you understand?! COWBOY Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while? COWBOY Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Are you shook up? Are you nervous? COWBOY Sir, I am, sir! HARTMAN Do I make you nervous? COWBOY Sir! HARTMAN Sir, what? Were you about to call me an *******?! COWBOY Sir, no, sir! HARTMAN How tall are you, Private? COWBOY Sir, five foot nine, sir! HARTMAN Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked **** that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh? COWBOY Sir, no, sir. HARTMAN Bull****! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated! HARTMAN Where in hell are you from anyway, Private? COWBOY Sir, Texas, sir! HARTMAN Holy dog****! Texas! Only steers and ****** come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks! COWBOY Sir, no, sir! HARTMAN Are you a peter-puffer? COWBOY Sir, no, sir! HARTMAN I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach- around! I'll be watching you! Sergeant HARTMAN walks down the line to another recruit, a tall, overtweight boy. HARTMAN Did your parents have any children that lived? PYLE Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name, fatbody? PYLE Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir! HARTMAN Lawrence? Lawrence, what, of Arabia? PYLE Sir, no, sir! HARTMAN That name sounds like royalty! Are you royalty? PYLE Sir, no, sir! HARTMAN Do you suck dicks? PYLE Sir, no, sir! HARTMAN Bull****! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! PYLE Sir, no, sir! HARTMAN I don't like the name Lawrence! Only ******* and sailors are called Lawrence! From now on you're Gomer Pyle! PYLE Sir, yes, sir! PYLE has the trace of a strange smile on his face. HARTMAN Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny? PYLE Sir, no, sir! HARTMAN Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face! PYLE Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Well, any ****ing time, sweetheart! PYLE Sir, I'm trying, sir. HARTMAN Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds--excactly three ****ing seconds--to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-**** you! One! Two! Three! PYLE purses his lips but continues to smile involuntarily. PYLE Sir, I can't help it, sir! HARTMAN Bull****! Get on your knees, scumbag! PYLE gets down on his knees. HARTMAN Now choke yourself! PYLE places his hands around his throat as if to choke himself. HARTMAN Goddamn it, with my hand, numbnuts!! PYLE reaches for HARTMAN's hand. HARTMAN jerks it away. HARTMAN Don't pull my ****ing hand over there! I said choke yourself! Now lean forward and choke yourself! PYLE leans forward so that his neck rests in HARTMAN's open hand. HARTMAN chokes PYLE. PYLE gags and starts to turn red in the face. HARTMAN Are you through grinning? PYLE (barely able to speak) Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Bull****! I can't hear you! PYLE (gasping) Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Bull****! I still can't hear you! Sound offlike you got a pair! PYLE (gagging) Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN That's enough! Get on your feet! HARTMAN releases PYLE's throat. PYLE gets to his feet, breathing heavily. HARTMAN Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start ****ting me Tiffany cuff links ... or I will definitely **** you up! PYLE Sir, yes, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 What, the movie's over? I just got back with the freaking popcorn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Aw man that is truely the best part of that movie *points shall be donated to that piece of movio diologe* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Damnit, Crack... You stole my movie! And for the record, Ermey was a Marine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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