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Originally posted by Lynk Former

XD AHAHAHAHHAHAH, luckily I'm not stupid and I always carried a few packs of... protection *nods* Remember kids, safe sex and plenty of it.

 

Still....I mean...wow....

 

:D

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1. that i have more sex than the average "riskay" college student

2. that i smoke weed

3. that i used to sell porn for money to get stuff for my comp

4.that i've seen quite alot of porn

5.that i use some illegal programs

6. that i got friends with "special"connections (mobs)

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Originally posted by InsaneSith

1. that i have more sex than the average "riskay" college student

2. that i smoke weed

3. that i used to sell porn for money to get stuff for my comp

4.that i've seen quite alot of porn

5.that i use some illegal programs

6. that i got friends with "special"connections (mobs)

 

You lead the perfect life. :p;)

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Originally posted by C'jais

Yeah, human nature is a pretty gross thing, come to think of it.

 

You afraid of the sight of your naked body as well?

 

 

Kay, many little creatures are living off and on your body. Without them you'd be sick.

LOL Cjais... I dont know what it is, but somthing about you humors me.

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Originally posted by ZDawg

LOL Cjais... I dont know what it is, but somthing about you humors me.

 

Hehe.

 

Welcome back!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ZEDdawg! Hahahahahah! You shall suffer the curse of the British Z-pronounciation and be placed next to zedbomber.... niehehehehe....

 

;)

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Jeez, I did all of this a year ago....anyways...

1)I Masturbated(Do you think that any girl would wanna be humped by 200 pounds of vanilla pudding???)

2)I said the f word on a daily basis

3)Actually, I cussed on a daily basis

4)I Smoked weed on a near daily basis

5)I played M-Rated games

And now I am a Jehovahs Witness, and have made my peace with Jehovah.I've been porn,masterbation,M-Rated game, drug, and alchohol free for over a year.:D

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Poor you...

 

*drains his beer, finishes a joint, drops the roach in the empty bottle, fires up Media Player, and spanks it to lesbians while playing Vice City on PS2 with his left hand*

 

 

Ah, thank you. :p

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Originally posted by Nitro

Poor you...

 

*drains his beer, finishes a joint, drops the roach in the empty bottle, fires up Media Player, and spanks it to lesbians while playing Vice City on PS2 with his left hand*

 

 

Ah, thank you. :p

hahahahaha

sounds like a saturday to me :D

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Originally posted by BongoBob

Jeez, I did all of this a year ago....anyways...

1)I Masturbated(Do you think that any girl would wanna be humped by 200 pounds of vanilla pudding???)

2)I said the f word on a daily basis

3)Actually, I cussed on a daily basis

4)I Smoked weed on a near daily basis

5)I played M-Rated games

And now I am a Jehovahs Witness, and have made my peace with Jehovah.I've been porn,masterbation,M-Rated game, drug, and alchohol free for over a year.:D

 

Even if u did get a million chicks i'd still expect you to masturbate *crosses his arms*

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