Lynk Former Posted June 1, 2003 Posted June 1, 2003 "happy conception day to you, happy conception day to you..." no doesn't work at all x.x
Guest Jed Posted June 1, 2003 Posted June 1, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former XD AHAHAHAHHAHAH, luckily I'm not stupid and I always carried a few packs of... protection *nods* Remember kids, safe sex and plenty of it. Still....I mean...wow....
El Sitherino Posted June 1, 2003 Posted June 1, 2003 1. that i have more sex than the average "riskay" college student 2. that i smoke weed 3. that i used to sell porn for money to get stuff for my comp 4.that i've seen quite alot of porn 5.that i use some illegal programs 6. that i got friends with "special"connections (mobs)
Acrylic Posted June 1, 2003 Posted June 1, 2003 Originally posted by InsaneSith 1. that i have more sex than the average "riskay" college student 2. that i smoke weed 3. that i used to sell porn for money to get stuff for my comp 4.that i've seen quite alot of porn 5.that i use some illegal programs 6. that i got friends with "special"connections (mobs) You lead the perfect life.
ZBomber Posted June 1, 2003 Author Posted June 1, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former That defeats the whole purpose of birthday... So, it will be my 14th birthday soon, but I will have been alive for 15 years.
Lunatic Jedi Posted June 1, 2003 Posted June 1, 2003 Bah! A technicality. Actually, you'll have been a live for 14 years and 9 months, so you're still 14! HAH!!!
Lynk Former Posted June 1, 2003 Posted June 1, 2003 Well what kind of alive are we talking about? You're not self aware from the get go, it takes some time for a human child to grow in there you know. You weren't even you at first you were just another part of your mother.
Elijah Posted June 2, 2003 Posted June 2, 2003 Originally posted by C'jais Yeah, human nature is a pretty gross thing, come to think of it. You afraid of the sight of your naked body as well? Kay, many little creatures are living off and on your body. Without them you'd be sick. LOL Cjais... I dont know what it is, but somthing about you humors me.
access_flux Posted June 2, 2003 Posted June 2, 2003 sneaking in on the computer? bahh noobs if i wrote half the stuff i've done, i would probably be kicked off the boards. oh yeah, let me just say one thing. ex gangmember. that says enough.
C'jais Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by ZDawg LOL Cjais... I dont know what it is, but somthing about you humors me. Hehe. Welcome back! ZEDdawg! Hahahahahah! You shall suffer the curse of the British Z-pronounciation and be placed next to zedbomber.... niehehehehe....
Lunatic Jedi Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 ZDawg! I think I remember you... but I don't know where... Were you ever on the Planetarion forums?
Guest Jed Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 I too have noticed this sudden return of "the dawg".... Hiya! *wonders if he still remembers him*
BongoBob Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 Jeez, I did all of this a year ago....anyways... 1)I Masturbated(Do you think that any girl would wanna be humped by 200 pounds of vanilla pudding???) 2)I said the f word on a daily basis 3)Actually, I cussed on a daily basis 4)I Smoked weed on a near daily basis 5)I played M-Rated games And now I am a Jehovahs Witness, and have made my peace with Jehovah.I've been porn,masterbation,M-Rated game, drug, and alchohol free for over a year.
Nitro Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 Poor you... *drains his beer, finishes a joint, drops the roach in the empty bottle, fires up Media Player, and spanks it to lesbians while playing Vice City on PS2 with his left hand* Ah, thank you.
El Sitherino Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by Nitro Poor you... *drains his beer, finishes a joint, drops the roach in the empty bottle, fires up Media Player, and spanks it to lesbians while playing Vice City on PS2 with his left hand* Ah, thank you. hahahahaha sounds like a saturday to me
El Sitherino Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 well it could also be a sunday,tuesday,thursday,wednesday,friday. monday's it's day off
Lynk Former Posted June 3, 2003 Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by BongoBob Jeez, I did all of this a year ago....anyways... 1)I Masturbated(Do you think that any girl would wanna be humped by 200 pounds of vanilla pudding???) 2)I said the f word on a daily basis 3)Actually, I cussed on a daily basis 4)I Smoked weed on a near daily basis 5)I played M-Rated games And now I am a Jehovahs Witness, and have made my peace with Jehovah.I've been porn,masterbation,M-Rated game, drug, and alchohol free for over a year. Even if u did get a million chicks i'd still expect you to masturbate *crosses his arms*
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