Surfnshannon Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 sex in your parents bed .....that's disturbing!!! Ne ways...stuff I wouldn't ever want my 'rents to find out. I didn't crash my brand new car when I was 18 because a rabbit dashed out in front of me....I was doin 80 round a corner and busy changing the radio station when I lost control and did some donuts and broke both axels! After which I was not allowed to drive until one day when I HAD to get to work...so my mom said I could drive the rental...which I was not insured on (or so she said). I was only to drive to work and back. On my lunch break I went shopping and on my way back a guy didn't stop at a red light I was stopped at and rear ended me. Since the car wasn't smashed and I wasn't hurt, I didn't tell a soul. And probably something I wouldn't want my parents to definately NOT find out about. My baby was conceived in my old room in my parents house while they were on vacation during a VERY SLOW part of LOTR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 5 things I would rather not let my parents find: 1. Me sneaking onto here when I don't have a timer set. (Sad, isn't it??? ) 2. My room left as a mess. 3. My brother's GBA. 4. Something else....... obi-wan13 jorbed :5. There is no North Dakota. Seriously. Name someone you know from North Dakota. You can't, because it doesn't exist! Hey you! I was born there! Sorry Obi, but this has got to be done! *pokes Obi to set him straight.* __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=(BoD)= M.D.B. Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 1.That I blowed up a big place with a dynamite. 2.That I know you should connect light bulbs to 2500 kW engine. 3.How it was that bought an tarantella and layed in my mom's bed... Cant think of any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 eh heh heh, this should be fun. 5. some incidents involving plastic soldiers and a home made flamethrower 4. actions figures + fireworks 3. some stuff I did when I was 10 (involving girls) 2. the bird didn't die of natural causes (it bit me. nobody bites me and lives ) 1. the thoughts that go through my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 5. I set the curtains on fire and said someone stole them (i threw them out). The others are too innapropriate for this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 5.stuff that goes through my mind 4. My sneaking onto here.... at 3 in the morning 3. LEt's just say it had to do with an oven, bags of popcorn, a tank of helium, a tank of oxygen, a fire extinguisher and a phone call to the fire departmend. 2. May 19 2003 1. Too bad to post onto here, you guys don't want to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Things link Blowing things up Isnt what I'd hide from my parents... infact I usally say somthing like "Yo Mom, Joey and I are gonna go blow things up in the back yard".. lol ... my moms cool like that... but there are things I'd hide from my parents, but Why I'd tell abunch of people on a message board is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by ZDawg Yo Mom, Joey and I are gonna go blow things up in the back yard".. lol ... my moms cool like that... . Heh, that reminds me - I put one of those fire works that you strap on to poles underneath a bin, it didn't like *looks at giant black marks on the ground from window* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 5 - half the crap on the comp 4 - my password.... heh... it's a naughty password :G 3 - my convos with you all, especially InsaneSith 2 - a lil "race" I had with my friend at 2 AM involving hitting a speed bump and nearly crashing..... and hiding from our neighborhood "Security Guard" (aka that-fat-guy-in-the-car-with-the-lights or Doughnut-Boy for short) 1 - That my best friend is a girl. I'm not ashamed of her or anything, but if my parents found out, I'd have to live with "What's her name" "When are you gonna see her again" "Are you going out" and whatever other annoyingly embarassing questions parents can come up with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Wow, too many things to list. One time I tried to sneak out of my house at around 1:30. My bedroom was on the 2nd floor, so I climbed out my window and jumped down. Unfortunatly, I miscalculated the distance between the ground and my window. I landed on my right leg and heard a crack, which is NOT a good sound. I had broken my leg for the second time. I layed on my back for a good while, trying to get over the pain. After about a hour, I managed to get myself back in my room and change out of my clothes. When my mom got up, and started making breakfest, I pretended to fall down the stairs, which was a perfect alibi for the broken leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Just don't go to the toilet while on this page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 throwing up in the bathroom (drunkness) and sayin it was a bad hamburger. loosing my cellular out of drunkness and tellin it was stolen. using my parents bed for certain explicit gf activity. skippin much classes and tellin i go to em all (o well, i still pass my tests) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by STTCT sex in your parents bed .....that's disturbing!!! Well that is only the tip of the iceburg for me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by HertogJan Wow... I don't understand why your parents can be so upset about porn etc. If my parent would see I had a playboy (or an entire series of playboys for that matter) under my matress, they wouldn't really bother, probably only just laugh about it... Why is it so bad?? It would be different if I had underage porn etc. but c'mon I'd never do that! Don't watch porn that often anyway, I see pics from time to time, but only when a friend says they're really good it's the dutch spirit:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Hmmm, I reckon a lot of the things that fall under this category are things which they actually do know, but have the common decency not to let me know they know. Apart from that... well the other things are the kind of thing I'm not sure I'd share on a public message board. Even with you guys I'm afraid I mean what would you decent people think if you knew that I'd You didn't think I was going to tell you about the kitten did you? //sinks deep into a sense of shame and guilt, thinking about past 'secret' misdemeanours. B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrackan Solo Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 5. The smoke smell wasnt from me playing with matches. 4. Almost burnt house down with gasoline 3. Cant tell 2.For fear 1. My parents might drop by forums sometime and see my...uhhh...things I've done:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Heh...like many, a bit too...much for these forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Well that is only the tip of the iceburg for me.... GAH! NOW I'M EVEN MORE ANXIOUS!!! TELL US!!! TELL US NOW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 yuck...sex in your parents bed is gross....your parents have sex in it!! you had sex in their juices.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Originally posted by STTCT yuck...sex in your parents bed is gross....your parents have sex in it!! you had sex in their juices.... Ya know shannon, that is just something I don't want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 well i'm just wondering cuz it seems like a lot of guys had sex in their parents beds...and I'm just thinking... nooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Yeh,.. it seems like a trend. I, for one, simply don't understand it. After all, that's what the dining room table is for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Originally posted by edlib Yeh,.. it seems like a trend. I, for one, simply don't understand it. After all, that's what the dining room table is for... Thank's for that image, i'll never eat diner at a house with teenagers over 15 again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Originally posted by jokemaster Thank's for that image, i'll never eat diner at a house with teenagers over 15 again Dude, animals are f*cking all over your house anyway. Slimy, creepy, disgusting little insects and micro-organisms. Right now, even in your own eye are they having a go at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Originally posted by C'jais Dude, animals are f*cking all over your house anyway. Slimy, creepy, disgusting little insects and micro-organisms. Right now, even in your own eye are they having a go at it. that can be only cjais...... *start washing his eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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