Feral Posted June 7, 2003 Posted June 7, 2003 Ja, Natty...as I said in your otehr topic, please explain what happens for all the newbies (and me, since I forgot)
Joshi Posted June 7, 2003 Posted June 7, 2003 Ach! It's all reely simple! All it is is that we all now say that we're part of the escapemi family and say which part we are being, like for instance, i am now the father and am marrying the mother doon the docks, ye ken? So now say who you are and soon enough weel come up with som kinda argument real jerry springer style, it'll be great. (P.S. sorry for the almost Scottish accent, I was recently reading a book with almost Scottish people in it and I kinda got hooked, ye ken?) So, whoose goona be ma wee wifey now? come one, doon't be shai!
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 7, 2003 Posted June 7, 2003 okay, we all have to part of a rich family that lives ain a mansion, so there can be maids and butlers and the janitor (i want to be the janitor). and this rich family has to go on jerry springer. hm. oh, yeah, why isn't my points game over here?
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 7, 2003 Posted June 7, 2003 im the godfather's oldest son. who's the godfather? (yeah, slight changes, but if it doesnt end up good, you can shoot me. no, really) neil is my cousin, from the scottish part of the family
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 actually, instead of being the janitor, i want to be the stuck-up whiny little bitch that sings once every two days in their parlor but is only paid $500 an hour and sings for 8 hours straight and still wants even more pay. hey, my post count is f*cked up. i keep posting, but it won't go up. and it seems like i'm losing posts. like i just had 497 posts, i posted this, and i still have 497. what's up with that?
Feral Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 Perhaps the post count doesn't go up in this forum, so it doesn't matter if we spam...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 ah, i see. thank you, feral. you're too kind.
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 i think they just made it today. cause i had signed on this morning and it wasn't here. i logged off, signed online again, and it was here. and you know what, yufster? you can be a prostitute if you want to be one. you can be the prostitute that the jack osbourne-wannabe son gets every night.
Natty Posted June 8, 2003 Author Posted June 8, 2003 Basically people can propose to each other and get married and adopt other forum members and stuff. I need a husband. And lots of kids.
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 i'm gonna be your fifth cousin through marriage, okay natty?
pHILBRUSH Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 I'm your Husband, Natty! Now let's go up stairs, and I'll grant you that wish about lost of kids.... Hey, Das, does this make me you fifth cousin?
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 uh, i think you'd be my sixth cousin, because i'm on natty's side of the family, and since it's through marriage and you're married to natty, that'd add one more "through marriage" making it so that you're my sixth cousin through marriage. i also want to be philbrush's brother, as well.
pHILBRUSH Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 Minted! (Minted is the latest abreveatin for cool - Mint is the latest abreveation for minted...) so it's like "through marrige" type of stitchery! now I've confused everyone! -pHILBRUSH
Joshi Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 So what, no one wants to marry me? I can't adopt without a partner. It's happening again, I'm slowly being phased out of the family.
Alia Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 Hi, I'm Mrs. Neil Joshi! Sweety, where are those adorable, hyperactive children of ours? I know I saw them SOMEplace.
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 i'm gonna be you guy's son. so that way i'm your son and i'm married (any takers?) so that i'm natty's fifth cousin through marriage and philbrush's sixth, and i go over to their house every two days. i'm also philbrush's brother, wihch technically makes him your son as well, but then i'm really only natty's cousin-in-law but i'm still her fifth while somehow being philbrush's brother but his sixth cousin through marriage. this family has got some serious issues.
Joshi Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 Originally posted by Captain Andy Hi, I'm Mrs. Neil Joshi! Sweety, where are those adorable, hyperactive children of ours? I know I saw them SOMEplace. Moles in the hole, honey, but ah don't knoo where our other ones gunne. Where the frig can he/she/it be? (leaving an opening for another son and/or daughter)
pHILBRUSH Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 I'll be your son! now the familly's REALLY wierd! P.S. Yes, I came up with that he/she/it thing I feel like a king oops. -pHILBRUSH
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 8, 2003 Posted June 8, 2003 after reading your post about "minted" again, philbrush, I GET IT!!! party!! :sheepdanc
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