Homuncul Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 I apologize but this the stupidest I 've ever heard Village. Morning. An old man wakes up and goes look at his cow on the yard. Comes out of a house - the cow is dead on the ground. He thinks: "S**t, what am I gonna do, my wife's gonna kill me. life sucks, I hang myself". His wife wakes up, and sees no husband, walks out of the house and sees that their beloved cow is dead and her husband is hung nearby, so she thinks:"How am I gonna live, the cow is dead, husband commited suicide. I should better do the same" Elder son wakes up, sees ther's no meal on the table, comes out of a house and his parents hang near the dead cow. So he thinks: "Buttheads, couldn't they just die after the meal, life sucks and ther's even no room to hang myself". So he goes to the swamp and there sits Yoda and says to him: " Hi, fella. Make love to me 5 times and I'll reserect with the power of the Force your parents and even a cow" . Elder brother thought abit and agreed. So .... he comes to the middle of the 5th time and fails. So he's a looser he drowns himself in the swamp. Younger brother wakes up after a good night, sees no meal, no parents, no brother. Comes out of the house and sees his parents hung themselves and a dead cow. He dicides to commit suicide, goes to the swamp and sees there his brother's dead body and Yoda. Yoda preposes the same thing he prepose to his brother. The younger brother thinks a bit, then asks: How about 10 times? Yoda: Well... if you can Younger: Maybe 20 times? Yoda: Well... if you're that tough Younger: I am. Are you sure you're not gonna die like the cow did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joetech3000 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HertogJan Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 I didn't get it at first, but I believe the younger brother f*cked the cow... Dunno some times my English falls too short.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrackan Solo Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 ewww...I get it...but thats just wrong :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homuncul Posted June 9, 2003 Author Share Posted June 9, 2003 What's wrong with that actually Guys your english is okey, it's just the joke is russian:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HertogJan Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Oh OK The last sentences looked a bit odd... Oh and you're from Russia? I went to Moscow (Moskva) last easter (christian easter, I believe it was palm easter in Russia)... The city looks great... at least the centre, the kremlin, red square etc... Too bad my Russian isn't really good, and the Cyrillic alphabet is pretty hard to understand too! Took me like 5 minutes to read the names of the subway stations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Ah, its pretty funny! Props to ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 that is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Ew.... Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki GM Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 that is wrong on so many levels but its funny as hell how can you not get that right away??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 You know, I'm never sure which response is appropriate to farm animal sex jokes...unless it's: Baaa! Baa-aaaa! Baaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 I didn't get it at all the first time, but re-reading it now that I'm more awake, I can't believe I didn't get it the first time That's one extremely sick joke, but bloody funny too One more reason for me to like the Russians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 I don't know whether to laugh or puke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki GM Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 that actualy sounds like something that would come from and or about wyoming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaberboy Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 this is all i have to say to that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 BAH HA HA HA HA! Pld, Lightsaberboy, pld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homuncul Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 Here's another stupid one A homosexualist comes to a doctor: Homosexualist: Doctor, We've got AIDS epidemy today, I'm afraid to catch one. Can you give me a piece of advice? Doctor: Sure, first eat two kilograms of onions, drink a litre of milk, eat it with fish, and on desert take a cream cake, but no less than half of it Homosexualist: But what for, doctor? Doctor: Well, at least you'll know what your arse is really ment for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles_CL Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Heh heh. Funny funny. That's some good and sick stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Lightsaberboy this is all i have to say to that... I agree with that picture.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homuncul Posted June 16, 2003 Author Share Posted June 16, 2003 There's triple for today, have fun folks A missioner lived in african tribe for some time without complications. One day el Jefe of tribe comes to him and says: - Yesterday, my 12 year old wife gave birth to a white child. As you're only white among us, it follows that you embrased my wife. Death awaits you for this! - Oh great Chief! Look, in the herd of white goats in the field, there is one black. And you're all black, but that doesn't mean you... _ Ok, Ok, be quiet, I'm not gonna let you out and you do the same for me, will ya? A Festival of toilet paper is held: French paper - thick, smooth, with Channel 5 smell. Russian paper: rough newspaper called "Truth". Japanese paper: a pill and note near by - Take it before your meal. S**t comes out in small packages There're 2 queues: for socks and "balls". A man stands in the wrong queue, when his turn comes he asks: - Male please, the biggest you can get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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