Natopo Posted June 13, 2003 Posted June 13, 2003 I have in school suspension for calling people names (because they called me names) and saying (jokingly) that I argued with my parents about killing annoying people. So I need a bunch of ways to get real sick so that I don't have to go to school on Monday and Tuesday (those are the only days they can send me to ISS because the others are half days). If any of you users out there know a way to get sick for two days, please tell me! By the way, I'm not going to do drugs to get sick;) .
Snafu7 Posted June 14, 2003 Posted June 14, 2003 Well what you culd do is fake it. Just put on a real convincing act, say you're dizzy and naucious, don't walk in a straight line, if they think you have a fever and decide to take your tempature, just put the thermometer on top of your tounge.
Natopo Posted June 14, 2003 Author Posted June 14, 2003 Artoo: In my opinion, I think that is counted as a drug. But if I have no other choice, it might be a good idea. swgbking: I don't know, my mom's a nurse. It may not work.
Clefo Posted June 14, 2003 Posted June 14, 2003 Or you could just f'ing grin and bear it, and go to school and not spend the rest of your life as an idiot fast food employee
Zygomaticus Posted June 14, 2003 Posted June 14, 2003 I've heard that if you put cut onion slices under your armpits you get sick after 30 mins or so. DISCLAIMER: I have not tried that, and I do not suggest you try it either. I won't be responsible for anything that might happen to you as a result of this.
Bob Gnarly Posted June 14, 2003 Posted June 14, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue15 swallow toothpaste. That...that makes you sick? I've ben doing it for awhile now...
Admiral Odin Posted June 14, 2003 Posted June 14, 2003 warm salt water, and a lot of it. Drink that quickly and you should get desired results. I've never done this, and you would probably be an idiot of you tried it. If I were you just go to school. It won't kill you.
Zygomaticus Posted June 14, 2003 Posted June 14, 2003 Originally posted by Black Mamba That...that makes you sick? I've ben doing it for awhile now... Depends on how your tummy handles it, I suppose
JediMasterEd Posted June 14, 2003 Posted June 14, 2003 Deal with it. You shouldn't be running away from this. Besides, who's preventing them from moving the days so you do get the two day in school suspension. I never heard of an in school suspension before though.
TheMadDoofer Posted June 14, 2003 Posted June 14, 2003 If you can't deal with it, then here is a tip: start being sick on Sunday, continuing through Tuesday.
Natopo Posted June 14, 2003 Author Posted June 14, 2003 I'm not going to have my classes taught by an idiot without a degree. It's not like you do anything there, and I'd rather be sick and miss it than have it put on my permanent record. Nate: Previous records of jokingly talking about weapons and calling people names. He appears very dangerous. Come on! There are people with tons more problems than me. I'm not going to let them send me to in school suspension! By the way, Ed, our school system in Fairfax County is very strict. What kind of dumb schooling system sends you to in school suspension (which is sitting there having your classes taught by an under educated person in a windowless room. I'm not joking, that's what it is) for calling people idiots or jerks?! I've got to move away.
Bob Gnarly Posted June 14, 2003 Posted June 14, 2003 I'm not going to have my classes taught by an idiot without a degree. Whats makes you be able to say that, i dont think your any smarter if you talk about weapons (openly, or brag not sure what you do) and call people names(Man rejects, ridicules, and retaliates but God embraces, accepts, and forgives - Duane Alan Hahn, show your better). It's not like you do anything there, and I'd rather be sick and miss it than have it put on my permanent recordactually, you do, do something there, learn, you still learn, because they made it in school so that they could still teach you. Oh and weather you show up or not it goes on your permanent record, they most likely already have it on there. Come on! There are people with tons more problems than me. I'm not going to let them send me to in school suspension!There might be more perople with more problems then you but then can only go one person at a time and they gotta fix the little "problems" you have now. What kind of dumb schooling system sends you to in school suspension (which is sitting there having your classes taught by an under educated person in a windowless room. I'm not joking, that's what it is) for calling people idiots or jerks?! Tons of "stupid" schooling systems do that because then your really getting punished, your not going home and playing video games while you miss out on importent lessons, your sitting at school away from other kids untill you can handle your self and still get taught while your at it, its not a stupid school system at all actually its genius, plus no matter where you go they all have in-school suspensions.
JediMasterEd Posted June 15, 2003 Posted June 15, 2003 Mamba is right. It's going on your record anyway, you deserve it cause you put the saying "Eye for an eye" in action instead of shrugging it off (Just saying, don't get pissed), and the in school suspension is a good action that some schools would have never considered.
Zygomaticus Posted June 15, 2003 Posted June 15, 2003 I'm not going to have my classes taught by an idiot without a degree. Degree or no degree, he surely knows more than you, and the point is to allow him to impart some of that to you. Afterall, you got yourself into it. Come on! There are people with tons more problems than me. I'm not going to let them send me to in school suspension! That's exactly what every other "problemed" kid says. They can't have them all give the same excuse. I hope you change your ways, Nate
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