RicardoLuigi... Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 has been pissing me off. i was watching mtv once (as i constantly do) and my little brother was as well. so then there was a tampax commercial and every time one of them comes on he asks me what tampax is, so i say ask mom and he says no and then he threatens to wreck my comic book collection and tear out pages from them. so i tell him it's a brand name for tampons, and i tell him to look it up in the dictionary. it says something like "used to clean out a cavity usu. to chekc bleeding" yada yada yada, he's still confused. it's so aggravating. he does things like: hit me, sit on me when i'm laying on the couch, pretty much just annoying things and he still refuses to ask mom. i can't stand him.
SamNMax Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 My big brother sits on my head and farts. By the way, how old is your brother? I'm guessing 7.
NiKo Posted June 17, 2003 Posted June 17, 2003 i remember when my lil sister (half sis) discovered what sex is... i put one of her barbies on top of a donald duck doll... and she was like "heeeey, theyre f*cking!" and i was like "what!? n-n-no the're not! where did you learn that word!?" it was so weird
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 18, 2003 Posted June 18, 2003 hey, samnmax, you wouldnt happen to have a picture of that, would you? btw, lol @ niko.
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 18, 2003 Author Posted June 18, 2003 no, i don't wanna tell him. yeah, there was a commercial for maxi pads as well and i said "oh, look, it's another tampon commercial. oh wait it's for maxi pads, never mind." so then he says "what the f*ck's a maxi pad?". he's 8, btw. and i'm another year older today!!! my birthday!!!!!!!! yeah, he seems to be getting more and more pissed off as he starts to say "what the f*** are tampax and what's maxi pads?" he's become more abusive lately. and i love seeing him pissed. i know, i'm cruel and evil. did i mention it's my b-day? :D:D
Deadmeat_X Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 Let me be the first one to say: Happy Birthday Mole!
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 Happy birthday, Das Mole. I got you a probe droid. See? Just tell your brother that tampons are battle dressings for stab wound victims, and enjoy the quiet satisfaction of knowing that he'll grow up with entirely the wrong idea in mind...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 19, 2003 Author Posted June 19, 2003 nah, he's smarter than that. he saw a tampax pearl commercial (which i think is stupid, nobody sets something on a windowsill so it's half-hanging off) and he saw that there's a little braided rope on it, so he says "what, is it like a candle?" he's completely clueless and i love it.
-=ReApEr=- Posted July 6, 2003 Posted July 6, 2003 Heh let him be clueless, make him come here. He will scare himself.
COJ Posted July 6, 2003 Posted July 6, 2003 My sister is 12, and she didnt get the sex talk yet but when I was 7, I could practicly teach a sex class
Ray Jones Posted July 7, 2003 Posted July 7, 2003 go to yuf, zoom.. she is near 45 and had no sextalk yet.
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