Marker0077 Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 This thread is inspired by LucasForums "shock ~ unnamed" signature, while I don't think all of his top 10 reasons that make you a n00b are legit, there are quite a few that are. So this is everyones chance to be like Jeff Foxworthy but instead of "you might be a redneck", it's "you might be a n00b". Any of these that I think are really funny, I will add to the SW funnies thread at JK2Files.com. Anyways, here's the "you might be a n00b" jokes that I think are at least a little funny... If your bows last longer than some of your fights, you might be a n00b. If you refer to people as any type of wh0re, you might be a n00b. If the only console command you know is callvote kick <player>, you might be a n00b. If you regularly accuse JK2 players of having "no honor", you might be a n00b. If you think 0wning "Bar Upstairs from AA Building" is something to talk about, you might be a n00b. If you cry about people who bind specials, you might be a n00b. If any of these things upset you, you might be a n00b. Please feel free to add your own "you might be a n00b" jokes & if I think it is funny, I will add it to the SW funnies thread (which by the way can be found at http://www.gamingforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68326). Thanks for your time folks & I hope you got a laugh out of any of these, I know I sure did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mknote Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 ROFLMFAO! That was good! Whew, lost my composure. I went to Branson and saw Jeff Foxworthy live, and I was crying when I left. So I like this, being based on him. I could really care less if the other people are noob's, just as long as they can fight. But it's still fun to insult them! MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Some of those are true(not for me:D) but I don't play MP very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles_CL Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Lol those are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fallen[fk] Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 If you ever cry to an admin, "he lamed me!", you ARE a noob. If you ever "walk" around a server, with saber down, with no intention of fighting, you ARE a noob. If you ever gather in a circle on the Jedi Council map and have group "sit" meetings, you ARE a noob. If you ever cry about someones use of the Force in a Force server, you ARE a noob. I'm sure I could think of some more but I don't want to get redundant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc Solar Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 If you log on to an all weapons server and scream "he lamed me" every time someone uses a gun against you, you are a noob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shock ~ unnamed Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Mr.Joshua If you ever "walk" around a server I have no idea why but I HATE that. I can't think of one legit reason why but for some reason when I see players walking towards me I just want to (and usually do) knock the **** out of them. People do it a lot in duels. I'm not talking about walking to time your swings, I mean before it starts they walk 1/2 way across the map strutting around like a jackass. Therefore walking for “show/intimidation” = noob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Agreed. I just charge someone if they start walking at the beginning of a duel. That really noises some people up. Best quote after doing that (and winning) was: "I wasn't ready." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc Solar Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 "WTF!? Dude, I wasn't ready! Didn't you see - I was walking!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles_CL Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tosh_UK Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Luc Solar "WTF!? Dude, I wasn't ready! Didn't you see - I was walking!!" LOL Saber off = Peace .... and it did what peace of you body you want back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haemon Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Saber off = Peace .... and it did what peace of you body you want back hahahahahahahahaha I'm going to use that one. I walk in nf duels I usually do it to draw the guy in because people always hang back when they're low on health. I guess they hope not fighting will give them a better chance or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legameboy Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I don't like it when people walk most of the time. It gives me the urge to use the red special move on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlashRam Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 If you are private dueling in an FFA server you are a n00b. If you get crushed again and again one on one in a full force FFA server and then say "DUEL ME FAG" you are a n00b. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fallen[fk] Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Hahaha finally a clanmate of mine decides to assist in the destruction of the RPG NEWBIES. Back on topic: I hate those walkers, check my other thread about the NJA's, they were all doing that crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles_CL Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Walking is relaxing though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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