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Thrackan Solo

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OK, I left my bike outside when I rode it home from the pool. I rode it up through my back yard. I set it down in front of my shed were all my other bikes are. I then came back inside and took my dog out, it was still there.

Then I left with a friend to the mall to a concert, My parent came home and saw that my bike was still there. Then my dad left to tqake my dog for a walk.

When he came back it was gone. I think I know who did it. There are these annoying kids dont the street that have these crappy bikes that are pink. And they have been known to do things like this.

I just wanted to tell someone.

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Yeah that sucks, stolen from right under your nose so to speak :mad: My bike was stolen 1 day before my assurance (eh... I dunno if this is the right word :)) would end :D But it sucked anyway, it was stolen on my first day at my new job, damn I hated that :mad:

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Yeah mine was 5 years old it was soo great I have a lot of memories with that bike riding away from the police...falling breakin my arm tearing my ACL...all kinds of things...It was so awesome red with the awesome seat the beautiful green stripe down the side:cry7:

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*UPDATE*

 

Me an my friend went to the house we thought had stolen the bike. Now we didnt see MY bike. But there were about 11 bikes in there backyard we only had about 5 minutes to search because they let there dog out and it chased us down the street. Only about 5-6 kids live there so I think it was them.

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This is my chance to introduce........ The Letter Bomb! :D

 

How to make a letter bomb

 

LETTER BOMBS ARE VERY SIMPLE TO MAKE, BUT THE DIFFICULT PART IS

MAKING SURE IT WILL DETONATE PROPERLY, OR THAT IT IS NOT OBVIOUS

THAT IT IS A LETTER BOMB.

 

MIXTURES:

ABOUT 75% ALUMINUM POWDER WITH 25% IRON POWDER IS BEST. THIS IS

A LIGHT VERSION OF THERMITE, SINCE IT IS IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE

(THE ENVELOPE, AS DESCRIBED BELOW A WAYS).

 

MIX THE ABOVE WELL. THE IDEA IS THIS: IRON CAN BURN, AT A VERY

HIGH TEMPERATURE, BUT IT NEEDS A LITTLE HELP. THIS IS WHAT THE

ALUMINUM IS FOR. ALUMINUM BURNS AT A RELATIVELY LOW TEMPERATURE,

SO IT IS USED AS A CATALYST OF SORTS. MAGNESIUM IS USED TO

FLASH-IGNITE THE ALUMINUM, WHICH THEN BURNS THE IRON, AT A

SUITABLE TEMPERATURE. SINCE THIS IS GOING OFF IN AN ENCLOSED

SPACE, IT WILL BURN MUCH HOTTER AND SLOWER AND WITH MORE VIOLENCE

THAN A NORMAL MIX. I ADVISE YOU PLAY WITH THIS FOR A WHILE,

LEARNING YOUR MIXTURE.

 

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF:

GET AN INSULATED (PADDED) ENVELOPE, THE TYPE THAT IS DOUBLE

LAYERED. SEPARATE THE LAYERS. IN THE INNER LAYER GOES THE

WONDERFUL MIXTURE, ONE YOU ARE SATISFIED WITH. KEEP THIS SECTION

SEPARATE, BUT IT MIGHT BE HANDLE TO TOP IT OFF WITH SOME

MAGNESIUM, FOR A FLASH BOMB, OR POSSIBLY A MATERIAL OF YOUR OWN

CHOICE.

 

NOW FOR THE DIFFICULT PART:

THE FUSE... WE CAN MAKE A FUSE FROM ANOTHER SET OF

CHEMICALS: IODINE CRYSTALS, AND AMONIUM HYDROXIDE, IN LIQUID FORM.

MIX THESE TOGETHER, IN ABOUT AN EQUAL AMOUNT, BUT YOU MIGHT WANT

TO USE A HEAVY AMOUNT OF IODINE IF PRESSED FOR TIME. THESE FORM

A NEW CRYSTALLING STRUCTURE, ABOUT AN INCH LONG. THESE ARE HIGHLY

VOLATILE, AND I ADVISE KEEPING THEM PROTECTED. THEY HAVE ABOUT

THE IMPACT POWER OF AN M-100 FOR A TEASPOON. I PUT THESE IN A

PROTECTIVE CARD-BOARD LINING, AND PUT THEM AT THE TOP OF THE

ENVELOPE. RIG THIS SO IT PUTS PRESSURE ON THE CRYSTALS WHEN THE

PACKAGE IS OPENED, BUT NOT FROM JUST SQUEEZING THE ENVELOPE.

THIS IS TRICKY, AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT HERE. SEAL THIS UP, AND

YOU HAVE A WORKING LETTER BOMB.

 

BY THE WAY, SINCE THE BULK OF LETTER BOMBS ARE EASILY

RECOGNIZABLE, THEY RARELY MAKE IT PAST THE POST OFFICE.

 

*****

 

I FROWN UPON THE USE OF LETTER BOMBS AS A MEANS OF GETTING EVEN

BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHO IT IS GOING TO DETONATE AROUND, OR

THAT IT WILL EVEN BE THEM. THERE ARE SIMPLER WAYS OF GETTING

EVEN, SO TAKE ONE OF THEM. IT IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE TO MAKE AND

SEND ONE. PROCEDE AT YOUR OWN RISK.

 

*****

 

HOW TO AVOID LETTER BOMBS:

 

SINCE YOU MADE IT THIS FAR INTO THE FILE, I WILL TELL YOU HOW TO

AVOID BEING DETONATED WITH A LETTER BOMB YOU MAY HAVE HAD SENT TO

YOU.

 

1) NEVER OPEN A LETTER BOMB THE WAY IT WANTS TO BE OPENED! THIS

 

IS THE WAY OF POSSIBLY AVOIDING THE FUSE. IF IT SET TO

 

DETONATE ON CONTACT WITH AIR, THEN THIS WILL NOT WORK.

 

2) DON'T SQUEEZE, BEND, OR ANYTHING!

 

3) IF IT LOOKS LIKE A BOMB, THEN DON'T EVEN TOUCH IT! THIS IS

 

THE BEST WAY TO AVOID PROBLEMS

by Ninja Master

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oh and Thrackan Solo thats how things happen so if you know that they stole your bike you can find yours and steal it back (if their parents are the same as mine and their smart they wont have it in their back yard but it dosnt sound like it) you could just steal one of theirs or you could break into their house and steal everything that looks valuable :D :D :D

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Originally posted by SamFisher

That is sooo helpful, Loki ;) Yeah, get in more trouble than its worth.

 

well if your smart like me you would not get cought but if your not smart like me then well your pritty much screwed :D:p:D

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