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Thrackan Solo

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I know how ya feel..sorta.....

 

well I remember this one time a few years ago these kids were pickng on this really short kid.They went to his house one day and stole his bike and threw rocks a his windows the short kid(forgot his name) called the cops on them but they were gone.The next day at school shorty got all his friends to protect him sorta like body gaurds.One of my friends was shortys friend too so I was dragged into this thing. After lunch the kids who stole his bike were out side waiting for him.

we tried to avoid them but they had to start a fight.It was like a gang war but schoolyard style! In the end every one was suspended and he got his bike back.

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Thanks guys,

 

I called the cops and they said an investigator would be calling me soon to talk to me about what I know about it and all those other bikes I found in that backyard. Its raining today so I can tgo back into there shed, But i did put that explosive letter in there mail box;) :) Im still not positive it was them though, but I do think they stole other peoples bikes.

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This gives me the chance to introduce "The solidox Bomb"

 

Most people are not aware that a volatile, extremely explosive chemical can be bought over the counter: Solidox.

 

Solidox comes in an aluminum can containing 6 grey sticks, and can be bought at K-Mart, and various hardware supply shops for around $7.00. Solidox is used in welding applications as an oxidizing agent for the hot flame needed to melt metal. The most active ingredient in Solidox is potassium chlorate, a filler used in many military applications in the WWII era.

 

Since Solidox is literally what the name says: SOLID OXygen, you must have an energy source for an explosion. The most common and readily available energy source is common household sugar, or sucrose. In theory, glucose would be the purest energy source, but it is hard to find a solid supply of glucose.

 

Making the mixture:

 

1.Open the can of Solidox, and remove all 6 sticks. One by one, grind up each of the sticks (preferably with a mortar and pestle) into the finest powder possible.

2.The ratio for mixing the sugar with the Solidox is 1:1, so weigh the Solidox powder, and grind up the equivalent amount of sugar.

3.Mix equivalent amounts of Solidox powder, and sugar in a 1:1 ratio.

 

It is just that simple! You now have an extremely powerful substance that can be used in a variety of applications. A word of caution: be EXTREMELY careful in the entire process. Avoid friction, heat, and flame. A few years back, a teenager I knew blew 4 fingers off while trying to make a pipe bomb with Solidox. You have been warned!

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Hey Agen, you realize bomb making alone is a tough job, espacially for a goblin like me. So let's say we join forces. eh?

 

Anyways,

Thrackan Solo, your bike was stolen, eh. I can get it back easy. Just give me a call. Oh and I need your pin number, any finacial Info I might need, acsess to your house, and if anything else is missing then most likely Spider-Man found me and we fought and broke some stuff so we had to take it for repairs. no biggy ;)

I hope that went well

 

 

Good luck on finding that bike man.

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This stuff really works, believe me :D

Oh course Goblin, you could join me but i don't take slaves in so often unless you're sure you want to *looks down seemingly bottomless mine pit where iget the metal to build spoon replicas*

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