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Is Paul McCartney really Paul McCartney?  

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  1. 1. Is Paul McCartney really Paul McCartney?

    • Yes, of course he is, you bleeding loon.
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    • Our 'Paul McCartney' is an android from the future.
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    • Paul McCartney is still alive, but Ringo's dead.
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    • No. Lies--all lies!
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    • Who cares? Whoever he is, he's rich.
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    • Paul McCartney is the walrus.
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    • Paul McCartney is on the moon.
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Zoom Rabbit Newbie

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Here's a fun conspiracy theory that i thought had died itself years ago:

 

http://www.anycities.com/user/uberkinder/index.html

 

Back in the late sixties, there was a rumor going around that Paul McCartney had died, and the band had replaced him with a look-alike. Clues were supposed to have been found in the lyrics and on album covers...in the long run, it smelled like a lot of hogwash dreamt up by wired hippes who'd taken too many different kinds of drugs.

 

However. The author of this website feels otherwise. :D In typical Aresen fashion, we should decide the matter for ourselves in a poll.

 

Vive la resistance. :max:

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no zoom. i wont read this through and at the end i feel confused about why i did go there. plus im riding on my 56K..

 

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but i think he's actually on the moon.. coz you took him with up there on your moontrip.. ask the other conspiracy members..

 

:p

 

and john lennon hasnt died too, he's up with him. and together they collect with Lucy diamonds in the sky.

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Every Paul appearance in the last 40 years has been a carefully hand drawn (and in the case of live appearances, projected) animation. Now that 3d computer animation has taken it's place, he seems less cartoonish, no?

 

This was all part of a carefully staged plot to make him super famous,.. then promote the sinister agenda of the folks behind this nefarious scheme: the Tofu industry.

How many people have switched to a vegitarian or vegan diet on Paul McCarthy's word, I ask you?

 

Put 2 and 2 together people!!!

 

Now... GO EAT MEAT!!!

 

Show them we are not the mindless grazers they would have us be! We are evolved from carniverous predators folks!!

 

This has been a paid announcement by the Dr. Atkins Foundation, and the World Butcher's Coalition

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Zoom Rabbit Newbie

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Okay. :) Completely out of character, I will seriously address this conspiracy theory. Of course Paul McCartney is still alive--if they did replace him, they replaced him with another artist as talented as him, who also happened to be his exact double. You could argue that a 'false Paul' was being used for awhile by clever record execs, but this double would've gone on after the Beatles broke up to form Wings and have a successful solo career for decades following. :dozey: That's one talented body double.

 

:assult:

 

Wally the space dolphin confirms Das Mole's and Captain Andy's suspicions that Paul McCartney is indeed living in the moon, deep underground in a UFO base where he coordinates an international network of celebrity look-alike alien spies down on earth whose sole purpose is to infiltrate our society and convince us that it's cool to be seen wearing sunglasses indoors.

 

:max: Okay, Wally...and what will that accomplish?

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Originally posted by Nitro

Man, my mom's never wrong! NEVER!!!!

 

*smiles wisely*

 

Nitro, there is a important milestone in everyone's life, and that is when they discover that their mom is wrong. This is a big day for you!

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

That's one talented body double.

 

:assult:

 

... whose sole purpose is to infiltrate our society and convince us that it's cool to be seen wearing sunglasses indoors.

 

Yet more evidence of the lizard-men control of the planet!

 

Is Paul really that talented,.. or is it an international reptillian conspiracy to make to seem that way, causing the unthinking mammillian masses to follow along sheeplike?

 

Example:

"I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where will it go

I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door

And kept my mind from wandering

Where will it go..."

 

It seems to me that "McCartney" could be singing his shopping list and people would buy his albums in droves...

 

Conspiracy!!!

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Lizard people have been lowering the IQ of the native human population for decades by flourinating the drinking water. Fluorine ions bind to receptor cells in the brain, causing an otherwise cognizant human being to think that a girl named 'Lucy' flying around in the sky with diamonds is a perfectly rational idea.

 

:D This is how they've made it easier for their lizard race to control ours. For example, the populace here in the US is now so conditioned that they can control our anxiety level with a rainbow-colored 'alert' system...

 

Nitro: (Pool noodle! Extra points.) :rofl:

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

:assult:

 

Wally the space dolphin confirms Das Mole's and Captain Andy's suspicions that Paul McCartney is indeed living in the moon, deep underground in a UFO base where he coordinates an international network of celebrity look-alike alien spies down on earth whose sole purpose is to infiltrate our society and convince us that it's cool to be seen wearing sunglasses indoors.

 

:max: Okay, Wally...and what will that accomplish?

 

He forgets that The Matrix and its sequel(s) have already accomplished this. :D

 

Oh, and that site just proves that you really can "prove" anything if you want to believe it badly enough.

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

Lizard people have been lowering the IQ of the native human population for decades by flouridating the drinking water.

Good Lord! What about our precious bodily fluids, Jack?

 

Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

Nitro: (Pool noodle! Extra points.) :rofl:

*takes a bow*

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Zoom Rabbit Newbie

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I believe that bodily fluids are their department. *(Points to UFO.)*

 

As Redwing says, you can 'prove' anything if you want to badly enough. Note 'prove' in parentheses, because in real life you can't really prove anything--just convince. A example of this:

 

When I was in highschool, we had to take a semester of debate. The final grade was a one-on-one debate with another student about a topic chosen at random. We had a day to research and prepare. My partner and I were assigned the Star Wars space weapons program (this was in 1984.) The teacher looked at me slyly, knowing my liberal background, unlikely to support the program...and made me take the pro position.

 

It was an interesting experience, having to research in favor of a position to which you don't subscribe. I won the debate, BTW...and got an A for the semester. :D

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